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Herping, fake CGI, and big van vs small truck. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s franchise, winged villain, and boring heroine

High decibels, angelic glistening, and the Real Rob pilot. This week Abigail and Michelle watched whatever this was so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into numerology, angel numbers, and occasionally the film itself

Top secrey, no peaky! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Clare Rankine watched ANOTHER shark movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films prehistoric monster, leading man, and his enigmatic agent

Ghoulmania, bag boys, and Too Much Wood?™️ This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ed Wood cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films legendary director, minimal budget, and memorable quotes

JCVD wranglers, John Ford tricks, and $10,000 of cocaine. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched yet another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, diversions from it, and the muscled leading man

Free CDs, rubber jewels, and My Dinner with Andre (the Giant). This week Michelle and Abigail watched this myopic cartoon adaptation so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's cartoon history, confusing plot, and dubious understanding of the Middle East

Dream cheating, Jungian nonsense, and Denim Villeneuve. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Halloween sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's 'bold' story decisions, JLC's disownment, and place in the Halloween sequel canon

Loving chemistry, the spirit of rap, and Where's Wickham! This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched this teen comedy so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's lack of direction, original cast, and adapting Austin

Electromagnetic ghosts, gooey trees, and bears with mittens. This week special guest host Gaden and Michelle watched this J-Horror remake so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's conflicting visions, confusing powers, and how it killed the J-horror remake

Short plays, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Sisyphean pity. This week Michelle and special guest host Gaden Sousa watched this Turkish comedy sequel so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's painful viewing, rare good jokes, and how Quibi was right