Bite Club, rap videos, and Sarah Paxton? Petty good. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Clare Rankine watched this sharky slasher so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's surprising special effects, hillbilly stereotypes, and music video direction

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Ruined orgasms, Bosch visuals, and Dr St Claire. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fkn 2010s horror movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films vapid storyline, stupid spookies, and surprising screenwriter

Croc bosses,  sweater vests, and kissing scenes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this “war drama” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films Evil Third Khan, saccharin tones, and problematic depiction of disability

Empty vessels, cat ASMR, and 20kgs of pink Himalayan rock salt. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another drab horror so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leads, snail-like pace, and lack of scares

Haunted dolls, 3rd act jet packs, and consent kings. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Robocop 3 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fight scenes, fantastic cast, and the Robocop franchise

Homonintendus heroes, getting abandoned, and the Mario to pussy pipeline. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading Brit, the origins of Mario, and production woes

Old cosplayers,  cafeteria monsters, and fake stories, This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Neil Triffett watched this 1999  Beowulf adaptation. They take a quick film into the films leading man, dumb CGI, and techno soundtrack

Boob Mart, quitting in 2023, and the McAnuf. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Julian Legere watched another cartoon-movie adaptation. They take a quick dive into the films notable quotes, source material, and fantastic cameos

Dignified jurping, slam poem reviews, and Michelle’s list of likes. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this cartoon adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films casting choices, deviations from the show, and cool gadgets

Covid brain, Nickelback endings, and frothing a cold meal. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Torque so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films action sequences, cast members, and notable band tees