Rating Descending

No emoting, cowboy demands, and stanning Kane Hodder. This week Michelle and Abigail watched ANOTHER Jason film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films camp moments, new characters, and the it’s chaotic production

Plastic beakers, Mojo Priest, and Putin pals. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 1998 film The Patriot so you don’t have to. They take a big dive into Steven Seagal’s hobbies, eccentricities, crimes, and straight up lies

Snake eyes, Sugar Ray knockoffs, and Bill Paxton giving 0%. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2004 Thunderbirds adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films transatlantic cast, the original series, and the overall ugliness of it

Goo ratios, cracking spines, and jort boy memorials. This week Michelle and Abigail are back with the final Twilight bonus episode! They take a lengthy excavation into the films differences, their more gruesome moments, and the whole fuckin’ Renesmee/Jacob debacle

Resurrection technology, Military art departments, and Squid Got Slimed! This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Van-Damme sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films rock soundtrack, Louisiana accents, and made-for-tv energy

Crustacean periods, typographic hags, and our first on-air vom. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Ray Bradbury adaption so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into films production issues, flimsy CGI, and abundance of plot holes

Hot chippie rants, sucking in piss, and churning butter, baby! This week Abigail and Michelle watched this pre-2010’s (!!!) horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films atmosphere, notable cast members, and sick final fight scene

Trivia gremlins, cool sons, and balderdash lore. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Are We There Yet? sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the leading man, empty premise, and it’s more wholesome moments

Lightning whips, pollen blizzards, and the War of Getting Ripped. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this sword-and-sandals epic so you don’t have to. They talk about the film’s wild action, dense plot, and Scott Adkins’ godly bod.

Guillotining candy kings, getting betwixt it, and Borat being funny again. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Turkish comedy sequel so you don’t have to. They take quick dive into the films origins, leading character, and sporadic funny moments