Porcupine men, Argentinian hyperinflation, and trains going 700mph. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Charnstar Anderson watched the Highlander sequel so you don’t have to! They take a dive into the film’s ambitious effects, different edits, and the planet Zeist

Wet humour, rogue wheels, and display home analogies. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Sly Trainwreck™️ so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the leading duo, the snail-like pace, and some scathing reviews

Three moods, the worst Baldwin, and our new segment ‘Michelle Guesses’. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 1995 film Fair Game so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, tropes, and idiotic characters

Cringe is dead, live unironically, and no shame. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the video game adaptation Wing Commander so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films weak script, varied cast, and the lore of the franchise

Orgy hierarchies, 460 going on 470, and Michelle vs the Crown. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Urban Legends sequel so you don’t have to! They take a sleepy dive into the films camp moments, hammy performances, and it’s divisive quality

Pogo toads, flying pigs, and Duck Soup being bi culture. This week Michelle, Abigail and special guest Gaden Sousa watched Spy Kids 3 so you don’t have to. They take a giggly dive into the films blindingly vivid special effects, returning cast members, and silly plot

Being eggsexual, gay baby Michelle, and the Angry Beavers tumblr aesthetic. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Fat Albert movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lore, goofy characters, and wholesome moments

Facelifts, bad haircuts, and Little Pig Tsars. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Basic Instinct 2: Back in the Habit so you don’t have to. They discuss the films leading lady, drab plot, and it’s attempts at eroticism

Barricus Jones, arm juice, and getting bonked. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Cell so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films vacant leading men, anticlimactic action sequences, and hackneyed genre

Rant corners, bad radio, and Mischmelly: She’s Got the Time. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this sports film parody so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films smattering of funny moments, problematic jokes, and the parody movie genre