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Pancakes, getting Interpol, and Ti West vs Ti West. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Cabin Fever 2 so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films tongue in cheek comedy, young cast, and gorey moments

Tragic show animals, little cumballs, and feet; some of us got ‘em. This week Abigail and Michelle watched College Road Trip so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, family values, and sparse funny moments

Scraping at the door, tortured slaves, and your third eye gumming over. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Ghost Rider sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films wacky second half, action sequences, and its eccentric leading man

Who was the man with that grassy little mole? This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Cats and Dogs sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films logic holes, voice actors, and Michelle’s love of infrastructure

Terryology, terf school, and saying poop in hell. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Movie 43 so you don’t have to. They take a long dip into the films plot lines, huge cast of characters, and it’s lacklustre comedy

Oh wow! This week Abigail and Michelle watched Marmaduke so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films outstanding cast, misuse of Judy Greer, and the Marmaduke lore

Crèches, good guy Matt Patches, and death metal goblins. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Fantastic Four remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films tragic tale of production from start to finish

ChipAnon, ‘Minecraft Updates‘, and going fully feral.  This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Chipmunk sequel disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the film’s bored cast, technical proficiency, and wild escalation of stakes

Bratzis, exploding sauerkraut, and a nine inch Abigail. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Yoga Hosers so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films family-inspired cast, disappointing director, and bizarre premise

Sucking shit, 32 producers, and a full sized Keanu strapped to the front of you like a baby. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another K-Man “thriller” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, dark themes, and mangled production