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Black boob leather, “Earth Two”, and sucking on so many levels. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Friday the 13th film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films Sci-Fi genre, fun ensemble of characters, and inventive deaths

I am Jacky Legs and I’d like to say hello! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Austramerican epic so you don’t have to! They touch on the films strange premise, lacklustre cast, and surreal pace

Suh dude! This week Abigail and Michelle did not watch Baise-Moi because screw that. Instead they take a long dip into their five favourite comfort films, formative memories of their local video store, and the much-needed escapism of great cinema

Fudging cool funky gadgets, Hot Ham Man, and bringing a gun to a gun fight. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the xXx sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading man,  bizarre plot, and silly action sequences

“What am I DOING?” This week Abigail and Michelle, joined by guest star and filmmaker Shane Anderson, watched this cult movie so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the cheesey dialogue, infamous fight scenes, and unapproachable plot

Confederate gold, wolves in jorts, and having a bad 'tude. This week Michelle and Abigail voluntarily watched the third Twilight film so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films plotholes, vacant performances, and the eternal Edward vs Jacob feud

Vibrating fingers, Rainblow, and high Smash Mouth ratios. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another 2006 Tim Allen film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast, montage sequences, and confusing battle scenes

Tim Allen - republican and great to chat to. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this family comedy remake so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast, bloated plot, and memorable moments

Being the ugly one, hating on Batfink, and just wanting to be a dad. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Wayans Brothers "comedy" so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films snail-like pace, trippy CGI, and confused tone

Tight skirts, water fights, and ram-riding show tits asunder. This week, for their 50th episode, Abigail and Michelle watched Bitch Slap so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films iconic dialogue, flashy direction, and melodramatic performances