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Singing a song and going absolutely feral. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the final Big Momma film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films audio issues, Razzie performances, and trope-ridden plot

Herbie vs Brum, Gordon Ramsey hand performances, and How Shit Works™️. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the first film of the Human Centipede trilogy so you don’t have to! They take a long look into male directors mishandling gore, violence, and sexuality

Fugly Or Not? You decide! This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Strause Brothers disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films dramatic performances, incompetent directors, and yonic alien presence

Aggressive cobbers, absorbing cottonballs, and little rabbit boys. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 2012 coming of age film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films blurred theme, directing style, and Miley’s performance

Are you giggle intolerant and need your films chuckle free? This week Michelle and Abigail watched Setup so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films confusing direction, tonal inconsistencies, and outlandishly terrible performances

Getting a little chocolate and a boiled water. This week Michelle and Abigail (guest starring Casserole) watched this dismal horror movie so you don't have to! They take quick dive into the films terrible performances, strange insight into eating disorders, and concerning tropes surrounding autism

Was Ethan Hawke the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll? Find out as this week Michelle and Abigail watch this 2013 action film so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films bad performances, flashing editing, and incomprehensible plot

Vibrating forks, assaulting birds, and getting pearl necklaced by ice cream. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Paul Blart Mall Cop sequel so you don't have to! This take a quick dive into the films fatphobia, misogyny, and plot holes

God's not dead, he's surely alive! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this ~highly anticipated~ sequel so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films absolute delusion, bigotry, and sheer fucking gall

Slurred words, damsels in distress, and IMDb: The Boss Baby. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third Escape Plan movie so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films crippling pace, radicalised target demographic, and Sly's absolute refusal to annunciate