This is Rating Descending, where we watch IMDb’s Worst 250 movies so you don’t have to. Michelle St Claire and Abigail Ward begrudgingly descend through the “Worst 250” list, and fill you in on the horrors and tragedies they witness along the way. Bad jokes, cheap beer, and shared trauma incoming.

Acrostic poems, Daddy Chonkums, and shitting on Grease. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the last American adaptation of the Rings franchise so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into how utterly boring this movie truly was

Caves for kids, never-ending revolving doors, and Batman vs the Excited Tinkler. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Hannah Montana movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films whiteness, straightness, and cringey-ness

Twink Skywalker, Fatboy Slim’s new single, and the Pavlova Effect. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2014 Horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films loose theme, forgettable plot, and it’s plethora of bad performances

Make It Chipmunk!™️ This week Abigail and Michelle watched the long awaited Squeakquel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films star power, confusing lore, and the weirdly sexual design for the Chipettes

Edge lords, chadward men, and our new spin off podcast 'Rating Dakota’. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the American adaptation of this acclaimed series so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films confused tone, lacklustre leads, and strange character and plot changes

Limp wrists, big-tittied nannies, and being homouncomfortable. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Sex and the City sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films questionable approach to sexuality, race, and fashion

Controlling tapeworms, frozen bras, and wet vs damp. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Amy Schumer “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bad jokes, racist stereotypes, and divisive leading lady

Jamie Sidegroin, Dakota Frontboob, and pouring apple juice all over yourself. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the final Fifty Shades movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick feminist rant into the films skewed sense of romance, lack of kink, and absence of plot

Disco ball brains, death by electric guitar, and loose barrels. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 8th Friday the 13th film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inventive death scenes, terrible acting, and lack of Manhattan