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Baby Arnie, Evil DeVito, and growing a baby in “empty space”. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third and final Rietman-Schwarzenegger comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films sexism, blurred tone, and nonchalant approach to medical science

Guidos, ghoul boys, and blaming it on the wig. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the horror-comedy cult classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films confused tone, sick visual effects, and how Eddie Murphy is kind of a dick

Hurricanes, divorces, suicides, and restless pumas urinating on you. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 1996 adaption of the H.G. Wells classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films cursed production, deposed directors, and difficult leading men

Rockclimbing heroines, refusing to annunciate, and sport boyz. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2001 Sylvester Stallone flop so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films confusing editing, muddled structure, and bizarre soundtrack

Flogging your dolphin, Vince Vaughn’s menacing aura, and fucking your own clone. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this shot for shot remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films sexy cast, source material, and experimental nature

Jewels, blowjobs, and fist-fighting Tom Green. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 2001 “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films metatextuality, beastiality, and absent sense of structure

Glasses that make you ugly, wide-jawed sisters, and rehabilitating Glen Morgan. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 2006 remake of a classic Slasher so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films grizzly gore, producer interference, and its offensive trans allegory

Frog turtles, defending Brendan Fraser, and wishing you weren’t sentient. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the live-action Yogi Bear adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films dead-eyed cast, bizarre CGI, and its huge plotholes

Magnetic cars, bizarro Jackie Chan, and songs about loving your wife. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the best Bollywood superhero movie ever and you should too! They take a quick dive into the films striking structure, superstar cast, and its important place in Indian cinema

Silent jumpscares, Stacy’s carrot, and a figurative glove slap. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the fourth Paranormal Activity so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into how mind numbingly depressing it was to watch another Paranormal Activity movie