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Cryan Branston, tapered faces, and The Ultimate Doctor Who Teaser™️. This week Marchelle and Abigail watched the sixth Police Academy so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films shit jokes, fluctuating cast, and half-arsed plot

It's the Quickening, MacLeod! Can you feel it?  This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third Highlander film so you don't have to! They take a quick dive into the films ambitious premise, déjà vu riddled plot, and the leading man's confusing accent

Happy Gay Day to you, from us and Mr. Jiggly! This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 1996 "comedy" so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films astonishing cameos, rapey leads, and total lack of humour

Love arrows, going into the corn, and getting ghosted by Patrick Swayze. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Striptease so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the films confused tone, leading lady, and it's statement on sex work

Deep dish, wind, and strong little boys. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the third Home Alone film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lack of charm, new cast, and it’s strange array of murderous tactics

Colours, cool gadgets, and George Clooney. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the film that ruined Jimmy Fallon’s acting career so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films lacklustre performances, bad jokes, and strange tone

Anal cavity VR games, milk obsessions, and passing the Snoop exams. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 2004 Kevin Hart comedy so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films cast, crassness, and surprisingly funny moments

Token Trans Friends™️, Leslie Nielsen Sections, and the hot new boyband One Devision. This week Abigail and Michelle watched Superhero Movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films heinous amounts of Drake Bell reaction shots

C-U-N, God’s Delight, and defeating the IMDb final boss. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the sequel to The Butterfly Effect so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films bad performances, strange special effects, and boring plot.

Tax loops, a 1% box office return, and Uwe Boll fist-fighting Michael Bay. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the director’s absurd reputation, the films great cast, and anti-PC culture