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Bubbling milk, disproving the moon landing, and four-digit box office returns. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER boring found footage film so you don’t have to. They basically ignore this movie and instead take a quick dive into Top Gun Maverick, Stranger Things, and Love on The Spectrum U.S.

Bozos, boring philosophy, and Abby’s Bad Takes. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this atrocious 2012 horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films boring plot, snail-like pace, and eye-rolling premise

Bridesmaid pitches, little queer girl culture, and our favourite warrior - Jane Austen. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this 2018 adaptation so you don’t have to. They touch on the film's source material, wholesome message, and astounding cast

Big Guns, Big Boobs, and Bruce Willis. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2015 action flick Vice so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's sloppy premise, connections to sex scandals, and Resorts vs. Timezones

Segue shackles, Achilles vagina, and our final Spookums in Maypril: the Arena Showdown. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 2015 film The Gallows so you have to. They take a quick dive into the films bland characters, intolerable pace, and silly plot twist

Special sick babies, nostrils for appearance, and the smooch-back factor. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2020 Grudge remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lack of scares, originality, and story logic

Chad pilots, Mark Hamill, and not reading instruction manuals. This week we played Wing Commander 1 & 3 so you don't have to. They take a long dive into the games storied history, long cutscenes, and inscrutable mechanics

Spooky cloaks, curing depression, and demonic genitals. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third VHS film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inscrutable plot, absence of star power, and our favourite silly segments

Titsqueeze Marone, the millennial’s MILF, and the beginning of Spookums in April. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this late 2010’s horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films premise, silly moments, and the origins of the Bye Bye Man

Indignant, coward, and evil; tag yourself. This week (a near hysterical) Abigail and Michelle watched this Joan Didion adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a confused dive into the films indecipherable plot, nonsensical dialogue, and out-of-it’s-league cast