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French cultcha, stunt double armies, and Brian Wilson’s favourite film. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Eddie Murphy film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films egotistical lead, blatant fatphobia, and clear misogyny

Family burps, hand sex, and wild-eyed confederate vampires. This week Michelle, Abigail, and Gaden Sousa (!) watched the Avatar film adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films whitewashed cast, amateur- looking direction, and lacklustre bending

Chub-o-metres, sucking taint, and serious virgin energy. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this “satirical” film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films shitty director, strip scenes, and attempts at a political statement

Broth ‘n’ fixings, Mould Man, and little Sand’gelica. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another fuckin’ post 2010 horror film. They take a quick dive into the films decent cast, unintelligible plot, and lack of spookies

Dying babies, merry cocks, and Robo-Santas. This bonus episode Abigail and Michelle watched the whole damn Santa Clause series so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, bizarre plot choices, and array of mythological creatures

Filthy smut writers, sexy contracts, and my inner goddess. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 'erotic romance' that started it all so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's strange author demands, comparisons to the book, and perhaps a few tangents

Flickering ultrasounds, supermarket meat, and glowing red babies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched yet another f**nd f****ge horror so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into Radio Silence, local horror, and yet more Eli Roth.

Puns, ethnic caricatures, and sweet flips. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this animated catastrophe so you don't have to. They take a quick dive in the the films troubled production, vomit-inducing visuals, and what happened to Enes Batur

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CGI hawks, voldemorting out, and baby-faced Khans. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Bollywood epic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, song and dance, and hammy moments

Mythical pubussies, troll fights, and not enough eggs. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Artemis Fowl adaption so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, famous director, and 19 year production hell