Ready Set Blow Podcast

Randy welcomes back podcast favorite Jeff Zenisek to the show. They open the show talking about reading good. The boys celebrate diversity in America. Jeff Z talks about taking a dump with the lights off. They talk about discovering porn when they were young. Randy asks Jeff about what his first date tactics are. This leads to a convo about dating app strategies. Mike the producer breaks the news to Randy that the show Cheaters was staged. The fellas talk about the best ways to avoid a relationship. They close with the news - Neymar's rules for cheating, the list of countries with the biggest boobs are revealed, and a hotel manager gets caught sucking a guests toes in the middle of the night.

Outro: "Funk Doctor" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes the hilarious Joe Bartnick back on the show for a special Father's Day episode. They open the show trashing golf and Father's Day gifts. Joe talks about his Instagram account got hacked. They fellas talk about Randy's new day job and the last time Joe had a straight job. Randy asks Joe about his time living in San Francisco. Joe talks about having a teenage daughter who is interested in show business. They close with the news - A manager at Starbucks won a $25 million dollar settlement for getting fired for being white and watching too much porn can lead to anorexia in men.

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Comedian Bee Gutierrez joins Randy on the latest episode of the podcast. Randy opens the show comparing being rich to being famous. Bee and Randy talk about pet peeves that annoy them. Bee talks about why she doesn't want children. Randy asks Bee about growing up very religious in Salt Lake City. This leads to a long discussion about the major religions vs. cults. They move on to talk about aging and being over 40. They close with the news - A woman on TikTok complains she can't find any masculine politically liberal men and a new study says that making more money does in fact make you happier.

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Randy welcomes the young pup George Dulcich back to the show. George opens the show talking about his love of truck drivers and lot lizards. Randy asks George how his Molly Malone's show went down in his absence. The boys break down the LGBTQIA2+ moniker. This leads Randy to ask George what kind of guys he would be into if he were gay. George talks about his car breaking down on a recent road gig. The boys day dream about making it in comedy so they can hire and overpay their friends. The fellas move on and discuss how couples tend to self-select similarly attractive partners. They close with the news - The stats on the number of people who cheat at bachelor/bachelorette parties, a woman high on meth gathered a herd of cracked out deer to raid peoples houses, and a man severely injured himself by wearing a butt plug to an MRI.

Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs

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Comedian David Hahn joins Randy in studio for his first appearance on the podcast. Randy opens the show by asking Dave if female celebrities get a lot of sexual attention from men because of their fame. This leads to the boys having a conversation about crazy plastic surgery in LA. They move on to have a wildly ignorant discussion about the gender pay gap. David talks about stereotypes, particularly those in the Asian community. The boys shift gears and talk about white collar crime in finance and the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank. Randy asks Dave about his day job doing home inspections. Randy asks Dave what it's like being a conservative Asian man in liberal LA. They close with the news - a Florida principle was fired for showing students Michelangelo's David and scientists successfully mated 2 male mice.

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Randy and Chase are back in studio in Boston for a special Ready Set Blow / Cut 2 the Chase Swapcast. The boys open the show talking about hard work and people's values vs. their skills. Chase asks Randy about electric cars and questioning group-think. Randy brings up the story about the former Marine who choked out a deranged homeless man on a NYC subway. Chase reminisces about the days when having "no comment" on a topic was OK. They fellas revisit the time Chase lived in a storage facility. Randy discusses how people only put the best version of themselves on social media. They move on to talk about which celebrities could survive a twitter cancellation. Chase closes the show by asking Randy how he feels about LA after having lived there for over 3 years now.

Outro: "Funk Doctor" by Gee Dubs

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Comedian Anthony Stiriti joins Randy for his first appearance on the podcast. Anthony opens the show explaining how he grew up in both the Bay Area and Rome, Italy. Randy talks about the experience he had living in Boston. The boys discuss their similar stories being raised in the Catholic Church. They move on to talk about the difference between women on the east coast and west coast. They close out the show with the news - an OnlyFans model tries to honey trap NFL draft picks, oral sex is leading to an increase in throat cancer, and french fries may lead to depression.

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Randy welcomes podcast-regular Xander Beltran back to the show. They open the show with inappropriate Bill Cosby jokes. The boys move on and Randy asks Xander if he'd rather be Black or Asian. Randy talks about the overuse of the label "nerd". Randy tells the story about getting in trouble in grade school for a creative writing assignment. This leads to a conversation about teachers they actually respected growing up. Xander talks about people who say they're your "best friend" when you don't see that person that way. The guys shift gears and talk about getting out of the "friend zone". Xander asks Randy what the most petty the thing he has broken up with a woman for. They close with the news - A porn star who thinks doing adult films is her calling, a plus-size woman who thinks airlines should give obese people free seats, and men exaggerate the size of their penis by 20% on average.

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Randy had the hilarious Jeff Zenisek back for a fresh "Ask Me Anything" episode of the podcast. They open up talking about old p*rn movies and comments on p*rn sites. Jeff complains about park rangers having to pay to camp outdoors. The boys touch on the recent Bud Light trans controversy. In the name of gender equality, they try to figure out a way to make a glory hole for women. The guys answer YOUR questions - What is one thing you won't do sexually? What is your body count? Would you kiss a woman after a BJ? Would you circumcise your son? How does a girl get over a "f*ck boy"? And is polyamory a legit relationship status?

Outro: "Funk Doctor" by Gee Dubs

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Comedian Darius Bennett stops by the podcast this week. The boys open the show talking about motivation to stay in shape. Randy asks Darius about the cultural differences as it relates to grooming in the black community. The fellas talk about how ridiculous engagement rings are. Randy and Darius discuss the pros and cons of dating older women. Randy then asks Darius about getting passed as a paid regular at the Comedy Store. Darius shares how much having his daughter has changed his life. They boys have a conversation about when its OK for a guy to cry. They close with the news - a soccer star gets around paying a divorce settlement, a guy went insane setting the record for consecutive hours without sleep, and Utah is trying to ban social media use for kids.

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