Ready Set Blow Podcast

Randy welcomes comedian Chris Cope back to the show. Randy opens up asking Chris about performing on cruise ships. It's tax season and the boys talk about how to avoid paying their fair share. They move on to talk about the wild story of the Dalai Lama asking to suck a kids tongue. This leads to a broader conversation about organized religion preying upon vulnerable people. Chris talks a little bit about the pimp game. Randy ask Chris for some good Florida stories. They close with the news - A man broke his penis performing the most dangerous sexual position, and a sperm donor is being sued for fathering too many children.

Outro: "Funk Doctor" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes comedian Michael Lenoci to the show. The open the show talking about building their own audience as comics. The address the smell of human poop in the studio. Mike talks about getting older and moving to the burbs. The boys shift gears and talk about the recent mass shootings and gun control. Randy gives Mike a little homemade quiz to find out how "Hollywood" he is after living in LA for 13 years. They move on and talk about doing crowd work at comedy shows. They close with the news - Women can get blue balls, a TSA agent hit a trans woman in the balls, a news anchor got fired for quoting Snoop Dogg, and a woman has 2 vaginas…one for her husband and one for her OnlyFans.

Outro: "Funk Doctor" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes Xander Beltran back to the show. They open the podcast talking about how hard it is asking your friends for help. This leads to a conversation about holding grudges and vendettas. Xander calls out the whole fake LA friends thing. The guys move on to discuss the American dream, white privilege, or lack thereof. They talk about being famous vs. being rich. Randy asks Xander about his talking in his sleep. Xander talks about getting in touch with your feelings as you age. The boys get into a discussion about being truly sober. They close with the news - Idaho brings back firing squads, gym bros are eating dog food for protein, and a giant seaweed blob is set to hit Florida

Outro: "Funk Doctor" by Gee Dubs

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Randy sits down with Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, co-hosts of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast. They open the show talking about names used in the bedroom. Randy asks the ladies if guys talk themselves out of sex. The gang discusses how everyone can be bought for a price. Randy is curious as to the popularity of of butt play. They all discuss their love of podcasting. The ladies ask a strange question - do you look like a fish, bug or alien? Randy starts a convo on the new drugs that are coming out. They talk about the explosion in popularity of porn. The gang gets into a deeper discussion about the difficulties of life and not quitting. They all close the show sharing stories of time they realized they're turning into their parents.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Jeff Zenisek joins Randy back in studio for a special recording on International Women's day. Randy opens the show asking Jeff about his Too Woke Boys videos. The fellas move on to talk about what about women annoys them the most. Jeff tells Randy about how bad his diet was as a kid. The boys mock "content creators". Randy shares the stats from a website that show how hard it is to find the "ideal man". Jeff talks about working at Hollywood Video as a teenager. Randy and Jeff share some strip club stories. They close with the news - A mom hosted teenage parties at her house, an NYC hedge fund manager was extorted by his therapist for "mistress money", and Trans-abled people are identifying as disabled when they're not.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes his hilarious buddy Drew Dunn to the show. They open up talking about the grind of working the road. Randy wonders aloud when the butt stuff trend started. Drew and Randy reminisce about doing the long drive from the northeast to Florida on family vacations. The guys also share their first open mic stories at the infamous Middle East in Boston. Drew discusses his move to NYC. Randy asks Drew if he's had any good New York stories. Drew talks about keeping his big check from winning a comedy festival. They close with the news - the "Borg" TikTok booze trend, NPS days don't push a slower friend down when there's a bear attack, a bride catches her husband getting breastfed by his mom on the wedding day.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes his good buddy Eric Rocha back to the show. Randy dives right in and asks Eric about dating twinks. The fellas then jump into a discussion about how often people hate their significant others friends. Eric talks about going out in West Hollywood with Randy. They move on to discuss performing for black audiences. Randy brings up his marketing idea for the LGBTQ community. The boys dunk on the Kennedy family a little bit. This turns into a conversation about the presidency in general. They close with the news - a new machine lets you make out with your long distance partner, Chinese companies are having men model women's lingerie, a family raised a bear for 2 years thinking it was a dog, and scientists plan to bring back the wooly mammoth

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Randy welcomes the hilarious and talented Justin Elliott to the show with a little gift for Black History Month. The boys talk about going out after road gigs. Justin talks about sitting courtside at Lakers games. Randy starts a convo about white folks taking crazy drugs. The fellas move on to discuss getting their news thru internet memes. Randy brings up the Supreme Court's pending decision on internet liability. Justin talks about learning to use chopsticks. The guys each share a story about dating women with cats. They close with the news - a woman's BBL rotted her butt cheek, Meta is allowing users to pay for verification, and is having sex technically exercise.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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The boys are back and answering listener questions, including - What's the corniest Valentine's gift you ever gave someone? Do you think we'll ever have an encounter with aliens? Who do you think is on the Epstein Island list? Have you ever said "I love you" during sex? How old is "old"? And if you could bang any food, which food would you bang?

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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Chase Abel makes his triumphant return to the show! In part 1 of this two-parter, the boys kick off by talking about the Super Bowl and the halftime show. Randy tells Chase about his trip to Phoenix and the Waste Management Open. They discuss a more serious topic and Randy gets Chase's take on the Tyre Nichols Memphis Police scandal. Chase tries to start a rumor. Randy wonders what percentage of the time people are telling lies. The boys shift gears and talk about modern day dowries. They close with the news - a school bans Valentine's Day cards after a 6 year old said he would "plough" his teacher, the percentage of unmarried people without kids have almost tripled since 1960, and a restaurant in NJ banned kids.

Outro: "Queens Galaxy" by Gee Dubs

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