on WEDNESDAYS we cover rock of love season one on patreon, but here's episode 1 for the masses!

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i've been in another dimension drinking coffees with hilary duff at the digital bean, so i tell you every detail. i also recap my kitchen activities before discussing the sinister and scintillating vancouver housewives.

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happy holidays! i reflect on christmas' past, cheese boards, euros of hollywood, and shiba inus before recapping real housewives of vancouver season 2 episode 3.

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arm the girls fundraiser for protection of transfeminine people of color

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dishing my thoughts on the real housewives of potomac reunion. am i #teamcandiace or #teammonique? i also illuminate you with thoughts about cutting edge cinema and ribena before recapping season 2 episode 2 of real housewives of vancouver.

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saaphyri, winner of charm school + contestant on flavor of love and i love money, lip chap

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today we're praising (criminally) underrated beauty and fashion icon maria from rock of love bus and confirming that she's flourishing presently. while staying in the "of love" universe, i recap some interfranchise modern day conflict. after rambling about cheeseburgers, we commence our season 2 recaps of real housewives of vancouver.

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A collection of community resources for protestors around the country. -- https://bailfunds.github.io/

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step aside, i'm back again (so hype, so lit, adrenaline etc). that's a shangela quote so please don't come for me. after an important announcement, we dive into i love new york reunited, love after lockup, born rich, and my new food obsessions before recapping both parts of real housewives of vancouver's penultimate reunion.

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The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home.

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after discussing my birthday dinner and crop top, i open my heart to you about catfish in the year 2020 and the real housewives of salt lake city premiere. it's also the season 1 finale of real housewives of vancouver, which feels like a true fever dream that i look forward to extending with coverage of season 2.

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The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home.

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i saw a rock of love contestant at the mall and lived to tell the tale. never one to quit while i'm ahead, i also indulge in some embarrassing oversharing about my high school years. we're also nearing the end of our season 1 rhov recaps, and i simply can't believe it!

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!!ATTENTION!! there's some truly deranged background noise going on here and i apologize! sincerely!

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The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home.

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this week, i reflect on some food court and skincare hits. i also discuss deranged documentaries before diving into season 1 episode 11 of real housewives of vancouver.

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The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. -- https://bailproject.org

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i am now a private investigator. i catch you up to speed on my "don't fuck with cats" cosplay, but beg for your discretion. we also go over real housewives of vancouver s01e10, which takes a welcome turn for the sapphic.

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