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i had a beautiful weekend with a golden retriever, spanish food, korean fried chicken, and live to tell you all about it. we're also at a crossroads--i've accepted that i'm now a podcaster fifteen episodes in, so i enlist you guys for some guidance and advice for content creation moving forward. we acknowledge the pickup artist finally, but watch the off-brand canadian version instead--keys to the vip. season 2 episode 1 is recapped in great detail, whether you want it or not. there's also a giveaway announcement!

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huge week for me! i talk about my greatest loves, a dog named hilde, korean radishes, and tacos. i reveal my dark obsession with youtube drama channels, and particularly the bomb dropped by tati westbrook against j*ffree st*r and sh*ne daws*n in dramageddon iii/karmageddon. this has consumed me all week, and i'm passing the burden from my husband to all of you. we switch gears from the usual reality show fare and instead getting intellectual with a documentary about incels--shy boys irl (2011). i reveal my obsession with incels, and also pose an important question at the tail end of the episode.

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DEMAND JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR--100 DAYS AFTER HER MURDER, 1/3 ASSAILANTS (Jonathan Mattingly, Brett Hankison, Myles Cosgrove) WERE FIRED, WITH NONE OF THEM ARRESTED, CONVICTED, OR IMPRISONED FOR A CRIME.

AG Daniel Cameron: 502-696-5300

[email protected]

Mayor Greg Fisher: [email protected]

LMPD Chief Steve Conrad: 502-574-7660

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a jam-packed star-studded episode for the ages! my snack regimen has been altered by new dietary restrictions, so i bring you up to speed on some new dairy gluten free favs. i also bring you into my OTHER dark twisted fantasy--christian teen melodrama, particularly secret life of the american teenager. we also briefly circle back to an early RHON subject, tori spelling's inner saboteur. you will meet a NEW character in this week's ghost of roommate's past segment, which is both a sweet dream and a beautiful nightmare. for our main feature, i campaign for one-season 2017 e! wonder what happens at the abbey. it's the vanderpump rules knockoff you never knew you needed.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

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this week, we're still abuzz with the well-earned vanderpump rules firings and root for the cauchis' fall from grace. since i can't help myself from discussing food, i confide about my new dairy and gluten free journey while still trying to live deliciously. i also accidentally indulge ari aster fans with today's roommate horror story of the week. we wrap up by exploring pre flavor of love celebreality programming on vh1, whose participants mysteriously seem to funnel into celebrity rehab with dr. drew or even an untimely death. 

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

visit blacklivesmatters.carrd.co for petitions, where to email or call, donation funds, and so much more! i also have a resource story highlight on my personal ig @botoxgroupon, which isn't a plug. you can use the great resources compiled and still be like fuck her and her ig too.

this week, we briefly discuss my toxic relationship with dairy. i also bring you up to speed with what i've been watching on hulu and why you should too. this week's roommate horror story is a little different this week, but has the best payoff of them. i finish up the episode by professing my love for tiffany pollard in great detail, and also unpacking what a marvel her career is.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

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happy pride🌈this a PRIDE episode, with the theme even extending to my weekly ghost of roommate's past segment. i also talk extensively about how i came to terms with my own sexuality, which relied heavily on aol catfishing. many of you have been grandfathered in via my days as a tumblr queen and know about the furabian nights of it all, but i'm giving the director's cut. i educate the audience about self-proclaimed lesbian don juan courtenay semel, bff of kourtney kardashian and ex girlfriend of lindsay lohan, tila tequila, and casey johnson.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

breaking news! new microphone incoming! not this episode, but want you to know the worst will be behind us sooner than you know. you'll find out why i cried at best buy, and my favorite dessert to pair with goat curry. a new segment is introduced--until further notice, i will tell you one wretched roommate story per week before getting to the meat of the pod. this story ties in with tlc's sMothered, a show covering shockingly codependent adult daughter/mother pairs. a woman sniffs baby teeth confidently in the promo, so that will set your standards. i also give some real talk about big ed from 90 day and randall emmett afterward, before quickly moving onto a love letter (more like vignette) to my new passion: bad girls club. as usual, you'll see the lohan family is the glue holding this podcast together.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

i recount my most recent fainting spell, although it wasn't as impactful as tyra's acting work on antm cycle 6. thankfully, you'll also learn some critical information about my anatomy. the bridgewater triangle, a documentary about a supernatural vortex, is briefly discussed along with the time i lived there. you will learn about my most hated job and my first roommate, as i was essentially victim to a love after lockup themed haunted house at all times. we'll conclude with an exploration into this week's vanderpump rules #bridellinger editing controversy, and discuss my thoughts on season 8 as it wraps up.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

i contemplate which real housewives might be my dead mom's favorite, and recap my first gettogether with my dad in months. i try my hardest to trick him into liking tom sandoval's music. the rock of love season one girls are at it again in 2020, and the drama covered in episode 2 continues to escalate. i break it down so you don't have to watch several hours of content! i also celebrate rose and lana from 90 day fiance: before the 90 days (it's what she deserves). the episode is rounded out by a quick discussion about 2010's bridalplasty, continuing my plastic surgery competition show arc.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

after recapping a nice meal and the corona'd vibes surrounding it, i briefly discuss josie and the pussycats' sartorial excellence. i thoroughly drag  the adults in courtney stodden's teenage life, and actively wish for their day of reckoning. chrissy teigen is currently at the top of my list. at this point, you may hear jingling sounds as my roommate's cat runs amok because she's devout stoddenista too. the grand finale dives DEEP into the swan, fox's 2004 nightmarish plastic surgery makeover show. 

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia