The Bail Project, Inc. is an unprecedented effort to combat mass incarceration at the front end of the system. We pay bail for people in need, reuniting families and restoring the presumption of innocence. Because bail is returned at the end of a case, donations to The Bail Project™ National Revolving Bail Fund can be recycled and reused to pay bail two to three times per year, maximizing the impact of every dollar. 100% of online donations are used to bring people home. -- https://bailproject.org/

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long time no see! i bring you up to speed on why i was m.i.a., before getting to mia claman's namesake m.i.a. accessory collection. i out myself as a karate stan and reflect on the nice meals i've had, plus the 711 snack that exacerbates my inner serial killer. this all culminates to a DOUBLE TROUBLE recap of real housewives of vancouver, season one episode eight AND episode nine. things are popping off.

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pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

https://alp.org/ — The Audre Lorde Project is a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Two Spirit, Trans and Gender Non-Conforming People of Color community organizing center, focusing on the New York City area.

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LOTS to unpack this week, including a detailed description of everything i ate after a dental cleaning. groundbreaking! we also discuss some iconic cinema, such as bring it on and night at the roxbury, before diving into the dark twisted real housewives of vancouver recap.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms-bail-fund -- The Mississippi Bail Fund Collective was created to put an end to the injustice caused by the bail system. We bail poor people out of jail! And we offer compassionate help to reverse the inevitable damage that they and their families face after an unjust imprisonment. Your donation will ensure everyday Mississippians have the same chance to receive justice as those that have money. Every dollar makes a difference!

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a therapy session about depression and snacks, followed by a jampacked recap of season 1 episode 6 of real housewives of vancouver. stop spreading pitbull propaganda, both against the dog breed and the musician.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

https://www.gofundme.com/f/justiceforjacobblake -- Jacob Blake was shot by police officers in front of his three children, and is now paralyzed. Help his family with medical and legal costs here!

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the theme of this episode is "how many times can i use the word regardless?" i discuss my weekend nature retreat fantasy at length, as well as every meal therein. i deliver some tough news about dorinda medley and ponder where rhony should go from here. most importantly, i recap season 1 episode 5 of real housewives of vancouver!

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

https://www.theokraproject.com/ -- The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them.

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before recapping real housewives of vancouver season 1 episode 4, "pass the peace pipe," i go off about my chiropractic journey, my most hated food, and work through a traumatic work experience from three years ago at your expense.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

www.theokraproject.com -- The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them.

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quarantine resigned! i let you know what i've been up to and what i've been eating since being permitted to go outside once more. more importantly, we briefly talk about america's next top model cycle 1 secrets revealed and a little bad girls club season 5. real housewives of vancouver s01e03 is recapped in its entirety, as we continue to see the SYSTEMATIC BULLYING kelly kiloren bensimon warned us about nearly a decade prior.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

www.theokraproject.com -- The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People wherever we can reach them.

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this week, i discuss my canadian quarantine fantasy. showers and food play a large role, to no one's surprise. i also go off on a tangent about skincare because i'm coming for susan yara's beautiful neck! before the main feature of real housewives of vancouver s01e02 recap, we go over the real housewives of potomac season five premiere briefly and why you're guilty of a crime for not watching it.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

directory of community bail funds: bit.ly/localbailfunds

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this is a vancouver-themed episode! i catch you up to speed on my vancouver quarantine journey (hint i'm eating good) in great detail, and wrap up the ghosts of roommate's past segment for the forseeable future. i reveal what takeout saved me from a mental breakdown singlehandedly. we wrap up with a detailed recap of season 1 episode 1 of real housewives of vancouver, which has an intoxicating combination of opulence and delusion. i walk you through the madness and hope you get on the winning team.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

www.thenilelist.com -- they know someone black who makes that. amazing products by black owned businesses indexed in all one convenient place.

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*that reba tweet about having a lovely breakfast then the torture started Sent from my iPad* sums up my weekly checkin for this week's practical mini-sode, but i also recap love after lockup season 3 episode 1 much to your horror and delight.

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia

www.link.tree/theNileList a black-owned business likely makes the product or service you're looking for, and @thenilelist will point you in the right direction

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i hope this was worth the wait, because it was certainly cathartic. i drop some big news about my personal life and the future of real housewives of neopia. the ghosts of roommate's past is back, with some resolution to the babadook saga. most importantly, i educate the masses about oft-overlooked amazon prime show foxy ladies. bikini baristas, chemical hair breakage aplenty, and the problems therein--what more could we ask for, as a society? 

personal ig: @botoxgroupon

pod ig: @realhousewivesofneopia