i monologue at you about snacks for over 10 mins! we briefly reexplore the connection between childhood trauma and deborah (little debbie), which serves as my weekly personal update. i also provide a loose how-to housewives guide, with WELL-DESERVED special attention and endorsement paid to real housewives of potomac. we also chat about drag race untucked season 2, and reflect on how the franchise has changed over the years.

i am firstly thrilled to inform you that audio issues have dwindled! this week's personal check-in encapsulates udon, apt constipation analogies, my budding friendship with dina lohan, and cannabutter. i discuss everything megan hauserman, including freshly revealed information about megan wants a millionaire. we take a quick moment for some hateful energy directed toward the 90 day fiance franchise. i also close the episode with a heartfelt retraction.

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we open with a cursory retelling of my wedding day and existential crises about pantry ingredients. i try very hard to convince you to watch bravo flop summer house, with high hopes that my voice will be heard. things take a hard turn shortly thereafter, as i dive into tori spelling's 2013 docuseries true tori. when things get too real, though, tyra banks is fortunately there to provide comic relief.

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this week, i'll be testing your patience with audio issues aplenty! throughout that turmoil, i will discuss the following:

-rock of love girls are FIGHTINGGGG in april 2020

-bravo's 2009 excellence (nyc prep and rhony s2)

-vanderpump rules season 8 wellness check

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after a very corona checkin, i advise you which media is key for self-soothing. we touch on tiger king and new york goes to work. the meat and potatoes of it all, though, is a recap of vh1's 2011 celebrity restaurant competition series FAMOUS FOOD -- starring heidi montag, danielle staub, three six mafia, ashley dupre, vincent pastore, and a random from the bachelor.

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