Real Hypothetical

Taylor and Eli discuss stress management and brainstorm a movie about Eli's life. Why does Eli have a close emotional connection to Baba O'Riley? Why is Taylor's brain broken? Find out all this and more!!

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. Including: Why do all of Eli's favorite characters kill themselves? What is NAFTA? Why did Taylor model his lifestyle decisions on Jim from The Office? Can Wonder Woman defeat Donald Trump's foreign policy initiatives?

Link to the "smolder picture": https://imgur.com/a/ZwQaU

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. Including: Can you end a curse by eating the wizard’s heart? Should the next Mission: Impossible movie be an all-foxes reboot? Why is Taylor’s face inherently untrustworthy? What kind of work do wizards do in their free time? Does Eli hate foxes more than he hates snails?

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. Including: How is Taylor still alive at 24? How depressing is it to eat a hot dog without a bun? Why doesn’t Eli use Snapchat anymore? Why does Taylor insist that Riverdale is actually good?

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. But like LOST, every answer will only lead to more questions. So enjoy our tales of pyromania and daring heists, and have a Happy New Year, from the two smartest dumb dudes or dumbest smart dudes you know.

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. Including: Did Eli meet a time-traveling Future Eli? What’s proper doctor etiquette when the patient’s not wearing pants? Why is Eli afraid of both living forever and snails? What does Taylor think everyone gets wrong about heaven? What happens when Malcolm Gladwell's theories get tested FOR INFINITY???

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. Including: How do you ghost an entire high school? Was the state of Florida kidnapped as a baby? Why aren’t there any good crystal vendors on Yelp? Why is the Moana soundtrack SO GOOD? How can horses elevate a wedding to mythical status? How do I throw the perfect canoe party?

Taylor and Eli ask two questions and answer many, many more. Including: How much do Spy Kids glasses cost? What is the sexiest building? Why doesn’t the little boy from ‘Room’ age? Should we bring back public executions? Why do all of Eli’s impressions sound the same?