Real Spiel

Real Spiel

By Bryant Patrick JonesComedy
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Real Spiel episodes

  • Real Spiel #31
    Ever get restless? Jake and I talk sleep depravity with a little help from Dr. Matt Walker & recap the biggest upset since Tyson lost to Buster Douglas. NBA Finals are heating up while all the best players are injured & icing down. We listen to Televangelists brag about their G5s, review IGOR & show love to hip-hop moguls who cashed in on being dope. TUNE IN
    39 min
  • Real Spiel #30

    I discuss Elizabeth Warren being grilled on the Breakfast Club for her lack of native Americanness, and the importance of figures like Charlamagne Tha God forcing difficult conversations. Pandering for votes continues making candidates look weak. The spelling bee crowned 8 champs & somehow ran out of words. More impressive if they spelt some of those kids names. I dig into a little Game 1 finals action & offer my philosophy on dating/timing in long term relationships. TUNE INΒ 

    28 min
  • Real Spiel #29

    I ran into a little trouble hooping yesterday that forced me to reminisce about the lack of parental control on the internet during my childhood. Jake & discuss the ubiquity of name brands & their strangle-hold on our revenue flow. The majority of this podcast (roughly 25min) is hardcore basketball dialogue. We wax philosophically on ways the game has changed including the players who impacted it, mainly Chef Curry. Jake thinks an NBA sweep can be competitive & would take Chris Paul at PG over Steph. I believe Curry is a modern era Jordan in the way he's blocked others from greatness. Of course a little of "Dem Thrones" thrown in with a brief summary of Quentin's 9th flick "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" - TUNE IN & TURN UP

    48 min
  • Real Spiel #28 Return of the Crack

    The refresher you didnt know you needed. We recap/review GOT up to this point & offer a big middle finger to all the critics (spoilers ensue) Next we discuss the evolution of film consumption & why 3D goggles suck as much now as they did in the 90s. Fyre Festival guy is writing an inspirational new book from prison that definitely isn't another quick money grab. Robert Durst case reopening & Β analyzing "The Jinx" documentary, as well as the overall rise in "true crime" docs. Why creating a cognitive dissonance between the celebs we hate & their creations we love is important. "Unsolved Mysteries" returns to Netflix prompting fear in anyone w ho got away with something illegal. Our nation's obsession with criminals & redemption. Comparing stupid decisions in high school to college helps soldify how much we've matured, kinda. GAMETIME: "Sang that Headline" & covering the idiotic things athletes say & do with "Why would you say that?" NBA Playoff rundown to wrap it up. TUNE IN Β Β Β Β Β 

    1 hr 1 min
  • Real Spiel #27

    Heavy GOT recap in honor of season 8 dropping tonight. Jake and I also cover the end of the NBA regular season and how playoff seeding will impact championship matchups.Β 

    44 min
  • Real Spiel #26

    What a wild world we live in. This St Patty's weekend 3/17/2019 was full of joy and tragedy alike, but the aim of this podcast is to always keep things light. I deliver a weekend recap of the current sporting landscape in college/pro hoops, championship boxing and MMA upsets. I also reserve one last soapbox for Kareem Hunt while remembering one of my favorite comedic philosophers. Listen up

    35 min
  • Real Spiel #25

    Mobility in the NFL is fun, but does it make sense? AB to Oakland trade review. Who is Elizabeth Holmes and how did she swindle the wealthiest venture capitalists in the world out of billions? This one was a short sweet solo mission because I was hungry, tune in. Β 

    20 min
  • Real Spiel #24

    Not all night owls are sociopaths but all sociopaths are night-owls, FACT. Read it on a Snapple. Jake & I take a walk thru memory lane as we attempt to recount the first time we were stoned. SPOILER: Jake low-key hallucinated & I commit mild acts of vandalism, ah good times. I provide some necessary insight on animal sex behavior & how it closely mirrors our own in some ways. We revisit the concept of universal basic income with more stats to back it up, debate whether or not God is essentially a free-range parent & review great historical figures in honor of Black History Month. Β Β Β 

    42 min
  • Real Spiel #23
    Coming in hot with opinions like assholes, nice and tight. We start discussing a HS coach buying titles in a private league and jump to opening up playoff seeding in the NBA. That does it for sports as Jake and I do our best to offer some thotful analysis on the bookmarked topics: Free speech evolution, dealing with PC culture, Social Media-cation, Alex Ocasio-Cortez agenda, Liam Neeson & Blackface, Rehash culture and our inability to forgive, glorifying serial killers, paths to redemption for fallen stars & On-demand content shaking things up. Outro music provided by Tampa's finest, Pressha Gang JV
    46 min

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