Are all nipples created equal? Adam Levine doesn't think so. Jake is deep in bulk season trying to hit 170 while I'm fasting like its Ramadan. We recap the SuperBowl, talk about gene editing ruining pro sports for the future & anti-AI ads that should scare the shit out of you. 

SNOW DAY DELAYS has me rethinking vacation destinations. No more climates colder than where I live. Jake discusses his love/hate relationship with commercial air travel & the difference between gliding vs flying. We review the NFL playoffs, debate how to fix ProBowl & the free-agent coaching carousel. Also Jake needs surround sound for "privacy" 

Jake thinks fluoride is toxic and we debate the concept of a superstarless society. Do you respect celebs with burner accounts more than overt petty comment creepers?

I outline the levels to bitch-like behavior in pro sports, specifically free agency. KD isn’t leaving GS. Marcus Peters doesn’t fuck off. Why is no one sticking up for Kareem Hunt? Jones vs Gustafsson 2, State of boxing & our NFL playoff picks.