Reality Asylum

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Another dose of euro-visions; Football Norms / Small Talk Norms / Kebab Norms / Hooters Open / Lecture Field Recordings / The Wind In The Willows? / Twitter Main Character Of The Year / Pansexual Carpenter / Separatist State Eurovision Song Contest 2022 / Fidel "Luxury Watch Charity" Castro

Black Bomber Jackets Mandatory for entry. If I don't write the recap down as soon as we make the episode there's no chance I remember what we talked about. Tschüss!

Fair warning, this is both the first of the "Jord's Berlin Months" episodes AND one of the most rambling inane ones we've ever done. Listen at your own risk / no refunds.

Le Loba soap & Shamrock Shakes bring you REALITY ASYLUM 81; last of the Kenilworth Vibes: Best East London Toilet / The Sound of Silence / Birmingham Alt Scene / Command & Conquer Corner / Did I Write An Emo Banger / Mumfordscore / Trump on Putin / Trump on Golf / Organised Beaches

Close your eyes and enter a past life recession meditation state for an hour with your guides, Luke & Jord. Covered: Waffen SS apologists / Mesopotamia - real or fake? / RIP ROVER 25 / Metaverse Irish Stew / Really Lacklustre TikTok Live Sesh / The AMC meme to diamond mine pipeline / The Phantom Menace 2

One week, two episodes, depression o'clock. Plyrics. Aesthetics. Tiktok AI Newscasters. SXSW. Sanctions. Who therapises the therapist? See you in Berlin.

Brought to you by Sainsbury's Plant Based Chicken Kyivs & Against Me!'s Reinventing Axl Rose 20th Anniversary Limited Edition Remastered Record Store Day Release; In solidarity with the people of Ukraine, Reality Asylum stands against the Russian Meerkat / Putin on Fifa / Putin on Gazprom Cycling Team / Putin on Engels' Statue / Neocon Nuclear War Simp Twitter Voice / WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANYMOOOORREEE

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet..... War in Europe. Coming hot with some of the worst takes on the internet. I'm so tired.

The February Monthly Round Up: Daddy Give Me 5 / Winston Churchill Cigar Vape / Freak Your Page / Final Boomer Boss / RA Hype House / See you for the March Round Up......