Reality Asylum

BROUGHT TO YOU BY JOANNA HOGG: A monthly update from the boys with 30 mins on the worst music imaginable by the likes of FAT MIKE, TOM DELONGE and TIM ARMSTRONG, followed by the usual insights into WWIII, NFTs and corpo fascist undertakings the world over. Enjoy! RIP ANDY THE GOOSE.

First proper episode of 2022, same old shit: Suicide Sandwich & The Egg Mayo Cannon / Desperate ApeWives / Statue Defence League episode 66 / Gates of Hell / J-LO Turkmenistan Apology / BDS The Taliban Sneaks / Tesla Tunnel of Love / Capitalist Realism ASMR / Metaverse Asdas / Music Kid Riddim

The best of the rest 2021 round up episode complete with our hot like fire predictions for 2022: What will be HOT? What will be NOT? What will be.... SPICY? Amazingly we don't talk about NFTs or Cryptocurrency at all but I think we did that to death the rest of the year. Within; sanjmovies / Glamazonian Naughty Boys / Cruella Devil / Clap On You Crazy Diamonds / Statue Defence League / WOAT Band Name Changes / Peterson '22 VIP Merch Tent / Look At The Mushroom

The annual good time old fashioned family special Christmas episode brought to you by our friends and benefactors at CRYPTO DOT COM. Draw up a seat by the fireplace and let us tell you about all the ways you disappointed us this year.

Deep cover Matrix 4 spon-con episode where Luke gets Jokerfied and we talk about the metaverse in excruciating detail for an hour and fifteen. Can you dig it?

It's the beginning of the most wonderful time of the year & you have listened to 136,435 minutes of Reality Asylum: Dennis The Menace / Kerrang Work Experience 'Casm Interview / Skiba-gate / UTVG / Surprise Guest / One Glass Of Piping Hot Metabeer Please Guv

It's a room-er from the boys with a 24 style countdown to dosa, along with; plenty more cringetopia / Gandalf copping crypto / nuke flash mobs b/w nuclear flash mobs / Dr Who matriachy / wrapped prediction mode

Remember remember the 18th of November; weird synchromysticism of talking about different Matt Damon films at the start and end of this episode / brummie badge man / poppy NFT, natch / $250 Furry Hug / Hairy Masterpiece / Pull Da Pin / To Live Houseless & Die In LA

Awwww helll na we back on the map: Glup Shitto / Totally Tony Tangoed / 12 signs you're a clairvoyant empath / EY! I'm plantin trees up in here! / Insta Data Mining PSYOP of the week / Next Phase of the QUEEN MCU

*Staind voice* It's been a while: everything's so blurry / caught by the fakes / cube life / devious lick / ALD x CIA / mass psychogenic beans / Stirling-Cooper-McGuire-Hughes / don't be a baldist, baldie / dating by blaine comments thread check-in / three-step program to shoot a pistol out of a 4x4 in the desert, yeehaw!