Reality Asylum

Luke's in hiding for alleged Tour de France criminal activities and Jord's in hiding watching the Euros. Spirits are high thanks to DARREN CLARKE GOLF CBD OIL™: Past life regression mediation / Derry, it's a hell of a town / Queen of Cups MSc PhD / Crypto Sherberry Lycra Boys / North Korean Socialist Skins / Kenilworth Vibes Alert

We've been away for a week and now we're back with those technical difficulties you know and love thanks to Jord's new £2000 paperweight. Put some respect on Tim Apple's name. Catching up on the news from last week - dog-murdering influencers / Hitler Youth Hangings - and some new shit - live McAfee suicide / Pogacar Sarnies / High Credibility Male 23 / Nut Nim Nut / Irish-ish

The first of several live football watching episodes to kick off The Summer Of Violence 2021. Here be: More tales from Kenilworth's Sexiest Residents / Mars - is it red or is it hot / Trillionaire Martian Oxygen Death / Sheep Dip / Peanut Butter Influencer / The Forager / Contact Jord For Guesties / Young Rapper Shouts At Cloud / Lembit Opik Brit Shit.......................

Blessing the feed with a BONUS for our beloved crew of freaks and weirdos. Just straight up doxxing the people of Jord's current hometown. Big up Barrington Minty, see you on the other side.

This episode brought to you by tacticalbabygear.com and Microsoft. A year on and still we RISE! AND! GRIND! Suggested talking points: The crisps of Kenilworth / Draft Posters / Ghetto Hydra VR / Giro de Jasta / Vagina Re-education Facility / Kneel for Marx / Farfour Mania / Landlord TikTok Profit Motive

Oh my god...... IT'S.... DEPRESSED JORD..... HE'S GIVING THE RA LISTENERSHIP THE CHAIR!!!!! Talking the good shit - Pfizer Gang Influencers / CIA Mint / "Now... watch this drive" / Pope Michael versus All Comers / Lockheed Martin EDI Committee / Killed By Driverless Bus / No! No!!

We had a plan for this one. The plan did not come to fruition. We sat in the same room for the first time since 2020 to discuss Jord's failing Crypto empire, Resorts World, Palestinian Pizza, Intelligent Coding Women At War, Do You Take Amex?, Street Creatures, idk man. Back to normal for 51.

Listen if you want the cheat codes to reality; Jord practices self-care / Jord destroys his body / Shifting pt. 2 / Shifting pt. 3: Codes / Turku We Love You / Demilich I Love You / Bill Gates Face Thought Experiment / Byker Byker, Byker, Grove / Zoomer Cuspie / Then We Decided To Get On Our Friend's Boat

Live and loud from the TIME CUBE; basically a RA greatest hits episode - Latest NFT bullshit scam of the week / East London Coffee Shop Idiocy / NYHCOVID / Golf Socialist / Royal Mint / Remembering / Conspiracies / Brazilian Bin Laden / Crystal Corner

This week we bring you GYM RAT JORD for your listening pleasure - please vote on which personality trope you want Jord to pursue in May. This episode has a lot of chat about Hatebreed / Gender Reveal Mine / Psyop Of The Week / MC Noble Shoutout Slovenia / 1988 Club Bangers / A Message To Our Brothers & Sisters In Ireland / Desert Storm II: Still Stormin'