Reality Asylum

This is it... the one where Jord has an actual breakdown. First hour is a weird combination of tired sincerity and psychoanalysis. Then the usual honouring of our dead heroes, UK children's comic awards, threatening corpo post-punk bands, Jord getting electrocuted in a bath etc etc etc. One for the real heads ONLY. Alternate title: The ones who walk away from Tiny.

Live from Wall Street; Luke distracted for the first 25 minutes trying to get authenticated on a cryptocurrency app is what you come to this podcast for right? / "I love history" / inappropriate Marxist / defund the jedi / woof woof woof woof America burning woof woof woof / raving and misbehaving at the vaccine centre / For Whom The Dad Rock Tolls...

RA coming of age special; the star spangled banner / requiem for Glasto / Secret Shame DJ set at the Rabbit Hole stage / UPS Wives / COVID BOUNTY LAW / Official RA endorsed football teams revealed / pro-gamer thumb removal / I don't know man we update you on Jord's record listening habits & chiropractor adventures you know the drill

SHIFT WITH US; Hogwarts Shifters / Desired Reality Aston Principality / Chiropractor Chronicles Commence / It's Musks Martian Colony We Just Live In It / Exclusive new CRASS and NEW ORDER tracks / Have The Teens Not Heard Of The Matrix? / Happy British Fish / GOAT Football Celebrations / London Airport Power Rankings

Aston Villa Memorial Talkover; the towering giants of the Villa U23 squad take on the Mersey Men with Jord's live commentary AND a phone in from Jord's Dad. Also includes: Jedward / Funereal Marching / A Burst of Evanescence / Mahjong Gentrification / Luke's Menswear Review w. Jordan Peterson / GI Joe Vietnam Memorial PTSD

Live from the town of the Killer Every Night; July - December 2020 round up: Robin of Hood / Eat Out To Help Out / Fighting On The Haagen Dasz Front Line / Tik Tok House Suicide Cult / Alan Brazil For Some Reason / Bootleg World Royal Mint / Little Baby Ceausescu

January - June 2020 summary; Jord toe touch odyssey continues / straight edge beer shooter / 2 minutes 2 midnight / Friends RIP / unprecedented bullshit / Gal Gadot horrorshow / Laura K Guillotine / Donut Ferry Guy Rules All / SYG Content / Balloon Fascism / More Hot Social Distancing Priest Content / RAMBO MONKEY-POCALYPSE SNOG MARRY AVOID

*Noddy voice* It's chrriiiisssttmmaaaassssss; mash-gate / jet-ski odyssey / WWJordD? / DJ Tween Jesus / bit of a touch / lidl field recordings / justice for the year 8 bathroom rave one / "I enjoy it" / RA secret santa & so on and so forth

Headphones In Locked In; Tasting Notes w. Jord / Plant Jeans & Jimmy's Highway double bill at South By 2021 / Converge vs. Irish Pub Tour / 100% Walking Asymmetry / Galaxy Brain Airpods / Baby Burzum Yoda / Buzz Lightyear Head Canon / Return of The Mint Once Again

THE 27 CLUB: Listen, it's Friday morning, I've got work to do and this one is an hour and a half of Jord pinging through the ceiling after drinking two coffees and a club maté so I can't really write a concise summary of what we talk about. Live on TV vaccines feature along with a deep dive on Spotify top 5s. Can you dig it?