Reality Asylum

RIP FUDGE. Look out here comes the barrier man / Clive from Selly Oak / Marxist Water Comrades / COVID Spider Vaccine / Madchester Passion / You Are The Weakest Les Battersby Impersonator... Goodbye / Respectful Skullcrusher Espresso Martini at Quarantinis / Magna Carta Misunderstandings / seeds not stocks / #dotherollinsscreech

LIVE FROM BIRMINGHAM RAG MARKET '91; Jord licks the boot of Coffee on the Corner / Do Not Speak My Name / "There was a kid I hated in the year below me who sold fruit at the rag market" / #journorequest / #magicchristmas / THE vaccine / Ben Butt disease / UniLad x SuperRishi / SPEED BOAT GRANDAD / Baby Yoda oh here come dat boi........

Power Ballad Special; Henry Rollins Shorts Cosplay / Bedroom Electronica b/w Kenilworth Drill / Mad Sexy with a Beanie / 24/1 Jord Becomes Gambling Addict by 2022 / Please Sir Can I Bet On Golf Good / Dr Michael Gammon Exposé / Dua Lipa FC / Exeter City Power Crystals / Killdozer ACAB & ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE COME TO LOVE

No spike in vein no spike in audio / depression tracksuit / WH Smith Brit Shit The Store / @thatcherscorpse / TikTok Live - this time it works / Little Jack-grealish & Drax Powerstation / Christmas Poetry / Remember Remember The Wehrmacht Skeleton of November / all brought to you by SKULLCRUSHER ULTRACAFFEINATED COFFEE

Ion regeneration podcast; tiny turkey slaughter / failed TikTok live experiments / Kenilworth Eldritch Horror in the presence of Hobbins / Brookside South / seed hoarder / ahhhh man Dua Lipa's back baybeh / Remember Remember Remember Alan Shearer the something of November

I don't know man, this one's pretty free form. Mostly Jord trying and failing to engage with 19-year-olds on TikTok live. Also: PIGSAW / Aussie Rules Worms LAN Party / Lotta Food Links / Remember Remember The Remembering November / Chris Eubank Crass Records Lorry

w. guest host Australian Correspondent Erin bringing us the latest on; Jord's 14 minute long insect stories / 3D printed magpie defense / democracy saus / Australia's Big Things Wiki / Mad Max 2 Museum Poseur Tourists / a succulent chinese meal / a thousand blossoms bloom / Harold Holt Memorial Leisure Centre Splashzone

Open The Veritas Files; Retrain As a Funeral Director or Be Ground Up In To Food Pellets / Archaeoastronomy Corner / Brit Shit / Veritas Wiki / Neolithic Solstice Tomb / Rapha Palace Notes Apology / Waterholics Anonymous & MOAR

If The Kids Are United They Will Never Understand Bit Torrents / Eamonn Holmes vs. Chris Tarrant vs. Gianfranco Zola Hell In A Cell / Techno Games / Pinging with Craig Charles / Time Commanders 2K20 / Antifa x Fred Perry / Overnight Bugs & now I'm going back to doing yoga with King Diamond...

Live from Quarantinis Speakeasy Stand Up Special: Medway Autonomous Zone / Florence Pugh Masterchef / Depressing Tales Of South West Life / Pussyman Dan Returns / Aborted Conservative Ramen / Nudist Waterslide / Ivanka & The Kid & I guess a load more bullshit figure it out for yourselves //