Reality Graveyard

Wassa goin’ on?! This week, Kim and Katie recap some very special episodes of MTV’s Cribs! We start with our man crush everyday, Bret Michaels, and explore his Arizona mansion. Next up, Tony Hawk shows off his SoCal family home where he has a full-on skate park in his backyard. Last but certainly not least, Criss Angel shows us his SICK rides and his Vegas penthouse, where he has quite a few surprises up his sleeve. Can you guess which of these guys we want to shack up with? Or who impresses us the most with the contents of their fridge?

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It’s the end of an era! In this week’s podcast, Kim and Katie bid a bittersweet farewell to Rock of Love! We share some of our favorite Bret quotes from the three seasons, do a few of our best impressions of our beloved ladies, and play some of our favorite audio clips of our main man, Bret. Hiyoooo!

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This week, Kim and Katie recap the Rock of Love Bus Reunion! The wild ladies from Season 3 are back, along with Big John, our man Bret and of course Riki Rachtman as the host. We hear what some of the ladies are up to now. Did Marcia regret the Doritos barf kiss? Are DJ Lady Tribe and Gia still taking shots from questionable body parts? The Blondetourage makes an appearance, as well as Brittaney Starr, but things take a LAME turn and a fight breaks out. Later, Bret is reunited with Mindy, who pours her heart out to him, and Taya, his final Rock of Love. Did he make the right decision?

Featured Cocktail: Vodka RedBull

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The finale is here! Kim and Katie recap Episode 12 of Rock of Love Bus! It’s down to Taya and Mindy, the penthouse pet versus the girl next door. Bret takes his final two to the Dominican Republic for a romantic getaway. Not only does he have some dreamy dates planned for them, but he also has another surprise gift for his winner: a very shiny and significant piece of finger jewelry! Is Bret finally ready to commit? Will he make the right decision as he chooses his FINAL rock of love?

Featured Cocktail: Santo Libre from Islands Magazine (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asM36GqE9Xk)

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 11 of Rock of Love Bus! It’s down to the final three as the tour heads to Miami. Bret has a number of surprises up his sleeve for his ladies. The first are some fun “Carnival-ish” outfits for them to wear to a rooftop party. Can you guess who throws a fit and decides to wear a sailor costume instead? Later, Bret sets up two of the most awesome double dates, but the drama between the ladies gets in the way. Things end with a dinner that Bret compares to a meal with his in-laws. Are these final three too LAME for Bret?

Featured Cocktail: Miami Vice from Tipsy Bartender (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/miami-vice/)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 10 of Rock of Love Bus! The final four make their way to Orlando, FL where they compete in a songwriting challenge. Each of them have one hour to write lyrics for one of Bret’s songs before they perform it alongside him. Can you guess which of Bret’s ladies complains the entire time because she CAN’T SING? And who surprises us all with true musical talent? Meanwhile, as things get down to the wire, tempers start to flare. It’s three against one after a “joke” is made about one of the ladies promoting a music career. Whose tour will Bret end tonight?

Featured Cocktail: Florida Punch from The Drink Kings (https://www.thedrinkkings.com/florida-punch-recipe/)

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It’s time for the Exes, baby! Bring ‘em out! This week, Kim and Katie discuss Episode 9 of Rock of Love Bus. Bret invites his ladies’ exes to St. Augustine, along with two exes of his own: our Queen Heather and Ambre, the honorable judges in Wassa Goin’ on Court! It is a truly wild ride. Can you guess which lady admits that she is still living with her ex, à la Daisy and Charles? Or who tries to throw a punch at Heather, followed by spitting in her face Pumpkin-style? And whose ex reveals himself to be a true serial killer, with his fantasies of physically strangling his other ex-girlfriends? Lots of secrets are exposed, leaving a difficult decision for Bret. Who will he send home tonight?

Featured Cocktail: Florida Key Lime Margarita from The Florida Journey (http://www.thefloridajourney.com/florida-key-lime-margarita-an-easy-summer-cocktail/

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 8 of Rock of Love Bus! This week, Bret has a special challenge for his ladies to find out which one has the strongest motherly instincts. It’s Bikini Day Care! For two hours, Bret’s ladies have to watch a bunch of kids hyped up on sugar while their moms (who are currently in the military or have a spouse overseas) get to enjoy a day off. The best mommy wins a date with Bret! Later, he takes all of his ladies out for a night on the town. Things get a little crazy at the end of the night when an entire jar of salsa ends up in someone’s suitcase. Who will Bret let go this week?

Featured Cocktail: Rum Runner from Sugar and Soul (https://www.sugarandsoul.co/rum-runner/)

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 7 of Rock of Love Bus! The ladies compete in the 1st Annual Truck Stop Games, where they must belly flop into a pool of Bret’s Brew, perform in the Stripper Pole Gymnastics, and face off in the Dog and Dash relay race. Whichever team impresses the panel of trucker judges the most wins “the most awesome date in the world” with Bret. Can you guess which lady surprises us all with her POLE SKILLS? Later, something goes down in Bret’s bus that makes Kami question whether she wants to stay. And then we get an iconic moment featuring a drunken breakdown on a speedbump and an inspiring pep talk from our man Big John. “Wipe your face off, get cleaned up. Focus on you. YOU!”

Featured Cocktail: Alabama Slammer from Mix that Drink (https://mixthatdrink.com/alabama-slammer/)

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Mudbowl III is here baby! This week Kim and Katie recap Episode 6 of Rock of Love Bus. The ladies get down and dirty in the third annual Bret Michaels Mud Bowl. It’s the pink bus vs the blue bus and the women are ready to let out their frustrations as they compete for a date in the muddiest game yet. The MVP wins an overnight tryst with Bret, which includes a ride on his PJ to Dallas. Which lucky lady gets to join the mile club? HIYO! Meanwhile, Jenny struggles with the recent passing of her father and Bret is informed of a devastating loss of his own.

Featured Cocktail: Tennessee Tea from Cheers to the Host (https://www.cheerstothehost.com/cocktail-recipes/tennessee-tea/)

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