Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 5 of Season 3! This week the Rock of Love Bus tour makes its way to St. Louis, where the ladies compete for a date with Bret by transforming three “frumpy” ladies into rock goddesses. Bret throws a major curveball at the end of the makeover challenge when the three turn out smoking hot! Guess who’s joining the tour? LAAAAME! As the new women settle in, tempers flare while Bret tries to figure out who is here for him and who is here for the party. Meanwhile, the editors create a terribly offensive subplot surrounding Natasha. This one is a mess! Listen and drink along with us to get through it!

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BITCH WE’RE IN CHICAGO! This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 4 of Rock of Love Bus! Bret’s ladies are in for a real treat this tour stop. They receive a note to “dress to impress” only to arrive at the Roadie challenge, where they must break down two stages and load all of the equipment into trailers, while wearing lingerie of course. The winners get VIP treatment at Bret’s concert and a special date the next day. The concert kicks ass, but one southern gal can’t help but be an unbearable sore loser and party pooper. Later, things get out of control at the after party when one of the ladies is caught kissing Bret’s drummer! Who will Bret send packing tonight?

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 3 of Rock of Love Bus! This week, Bret surprises the ladies with not only the return of Baby Bret, but also the return of Lacey herself! They compete in a hockey-style challenge where things take an ugly turn fast, with a bloody belly button piercing and a possibly popped breast implant. Later, while Bret takes his winners to a Midwest strip club for their date, the remaining ladies notice a smell coming from someone’s bunk that leads them to find a bag of sucked-on ketchup packets and pile of wet socks – their sweaty wet socks from the hockey challenge! If that’s not enough insanity, that same night we also overhear a phone conversation where one of the ladies talks shit about Bret and his beautiful hair! Y’all don’t want to miss this one!

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Here come the brides! Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 2 of Season 3! Bret challenges his ladies to meet him at a chapel, march down the aisle, and read him personalized vows. The three women who he’s feeling the most win a date! After the nuptials, Bret hosts a tiki-themed reception that turns into a lap dance-off, where Brittaney Starr bares it all in a bikini and Patrick Star boots. Later Big John hosts a game of “Are you Smarter than a Rockstar?” with three VIP passes at stake. Things devolve into nasty fight, which blesses us with the iconic line of “You tan to get closer to my complexion, bitch!” Whose tour ends this week?

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Hiyooo! Can you believe it? This week Kim and Katie are recapping episode one of Season 3/Rock of Love Bus! We are in for a wild ride. Bret is back and ready for love... again! But this time, he’s taking the show on the road! The new 20 ladies competing for his heart will do so on a tour bus, following Bret as he tours the country with his band. Things are off to an INSANE start. We meet DJ Lady Tribe, who raps from lyrics written on STD papers, and Gia, who scarred us all with a shot-taking method that cannot be show on TV. As if that’s not enough, we also see the most puke-inducing, Doritos flavored kiss of all time. PLUS, a fight that starts with a thrown bag of Baked Lays and ends in a chokehold. Will one of these ladies win Bret’s heart for good? Is third time really a charm?

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This week, Kim and Katie recap the Season 2 Reunion and Clip Show! Riki Rachtman returns to host the reunion, where we see a little more of our favorites, like Frenchy and Destiney, and our not-so-favorites. Heather thankfully makes an appearance, but when she faces Daisy, things quickly spiral into a violent hair-pulling, head-punching melee. Once the dust settles, Bret is reunited with his rock of love, Ambre. Did their romance last? Next, we recap the Clip Show. There are unfortunately no butt bongo clips this season, but it still has a few fun moments. Can you guess which lady had the morning ritual of cutting her shirts into crop tops? And how did Kristy Joe get the nickname “Kristy Kreme?”

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For Kim and Katie’s very first Patreon episode, they recap an iconic episode of True Life – I Have Embarrassing Parents, Part 2! It is a wild ride! We meet Candy Graham (triplet sister to Millie and Holly Graham) who is the daughter of two professional clowns. Will Candy’s crush – Squirrel (yes, that’s his name) – stick around after meeting her jokester parents? We also hear Niki’s story, an emo teen with a hot, surgically enhanced mom who loves attention and dressing like Britney Spears, according to her daughter. Will Niki learn to accept her mom for who she is? Listen along as we take a trip down memory lane and break this episode down.

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the Rock of Love Season 2 finale! Bret takes his final two ladies to Cancun for some romantic adventures and lots of margaritas. Tempers flare between Ambre and Daisy as they have their last dates with Bret. Who will he choose? Ambre – the career-focused TV host/best kisser in the house/37-year-old daddy’s girl who Bret fears may not be able to handle his rock and roll lifestyle? Or Daisy – the 25-year-old bass player/singer/exotic dancer who is totally Bret’s type, but still lives with her ex-boyfriend in a one bedroom apartment? Who will be his ROCK OF LOVE?

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It’s time to meet the parents… again! Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Season 2, Episode 11, where Bret invites family members of the final three to the ROL mansion. Ambre is over the moon when her Deddy Randy shows up, as is Destiney when her mom and dad arrive. Daisy, on the other hand, is a bit nervous, since she no longer has a relationship with her parents. So, who shows up? Charles’ (her ex-boyfriend whom she still lives with) sister, Stephanie! Bret soon learns that one of his ladies has lied about her age. Red flag! What else is she lying about? Later, Bret starts to question whether his favorite rocker girl is only here for a good time. Who will be Bret’s final two?

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 10 of Season 2! Bret takes his final four plus Heather to Sin City, baby! Will it be a repeat of the messy Season 1 Vegas trip? Pretty much, just with more hat work and less puke this year. Things start out okay at first. Bret takes Jessica and Destiney on a golf outing, after Heather convinces them to rock 80s hair. Later, Bret has dinner with Daisy and Ambre. It spirals into a heated interrogation for Daisy, who reveals some serious shit about her past. Once they get back to Bret’s suite, things explode and it’s everyone vs. Daisy. An intense screaming match ensues. In ROL Vegas trip tradition, Kim and Katie give it a dramatic read-through. When the dust settles the next day, Bret’s got a tough decision to make.

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