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The Exes are here!! This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 9 of Season 2, where Bret surprises his ladies with their exes and an ex of his own – HEATHER! While the boys are out to play, Heather stays home with the ladies, on a mission to get the dirt and get everyone wasted while she does it. Jessica struggles to keep up and drinks herself into a stupor. Things are a bit more awkward with the guys. Bret takes them to a cigar shop and Dave and Busters to loosen them up and learn more about his ladies, but they aren’t too talkative. Eventually some secrets do come out back at the house. Which lady has been on reality TV before? Which one is caught crying over her ex? And WHO is still LIVING with their ex in a ONE bedroom apartment? Before elimination, Bret and Heather meet to discuss the five women and what they’ve each learned. Whose tour ends this week?

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Our recap of Episode 8 of Season 2 is here! This week starts off with a bang when Kristy Joe calls her ex (or so we thought?) to tell him that it’s over. We then get an AWESOME creative challenge when Bret asks his ladies to film music videos for two of his songs. Will he appreciate the black and white drama of the Fallen video? Or will he go wild for the schoolgirl-turned-stripper theme of the Go That Far video? On his solo date with the winning creative director, Bret brings in Satish, a “Master Eastern Healer,” to cleanse their chakras in his bedroom. Can you guess which lady he has known since the 12th century? The other women lose their shit when Bret spends even MORE alone time with Kristy Joe after his date. Later, he takes his other two winners to dinner, where things get hot and heavy with one of his ladies and a little awkward with the other. Elimination time takes an unexpected turn that leaves Bret “emotionally destroyed.” Who stays and who goes tonight?

Featured Cocktail: Sweet Fallen Angel Cocktail from Food Network (https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/trisha-yearwood/sweet-fallen-angel-cocktail-5507889)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7 of Season 2! For this week’s challenge, the ladies perform in a variety show for veterans and active duty military. To help, Bret has brought two very special guests – Joan Arlene and Shirley Claire – who have over 50 years of experience performing for the troops. The show is an incredible display of patriotism and talent, with hula hooping, tap dancing, strip teasing, and the butchering of the National Anthem. At one point, Joan and Inna butt heads while rehearsing. Will Bret tolerate Inna dissing his girl, Joan? After the challenge, Bret whips up a lovely dinner for his gals, but things run amok when he asks who is here for the wrong reasons. Later, we get an iconic date at an Ed Hardy store where two ladies get customer cut t-shirts. Which of the women will Bret send packing this week?

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Season 2, Episode 6! We get an extra special treat this week: Rodeo has returned! She is back to help Bret and the ladies with a Rodeo Relay Race. Each team must lasso a steer head, complete a barrel race, and then steal bandanas from greased up pigs in the mud. The winning ladies go to a restaurant with Bret where things get a little frisky as they dine in the dark. The next morning Catherine makes her own date by waking Bret up with breakfast in bed. Will her gum-smacking and cheetah print nightgown win him over? Later, we get to see Big John in action when Bret takes his pig-wrestling MVP paintballing. Who will get Bret’s backstage pass this week?

Featured Cocktail: Moscow Mule (https://askannamoseley.com/2014/10/best-moscow-mule-recipe/)

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It’s time for the Season Two Mudbowl, baby! Again, the Fallen Angels and the Sweethearts face off in a football game, with Bret playing quarterback and Big John acting as referee. This year, Bret kicks it up a notch by gaining controlling of the elements, making it windy, rainy, or snowy on his command. In the first half, the Sweethearts (thanks to Ambre) take a strong lead. Can the Fallen Angels make a comeback after half time? The lady on the winning team who played the hardest wins MVP and a date with Bret. He takes her to a very romantic location for shopping and dinner: a lingerie store. Later, the other victorious ladies meet Bret at a racetrack where they each take a turn driving a Lotus. Back at the house, Note-gate ensues when Peyton’s note for Bret goes missing not once, but twice. Which sneaky lady is to blame? Who will Bret send home tonight?

Featured Cocktail: Mudslidetini from CocktailBen19 on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/p/ByaVCtiFISq/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 4 of Season 2 of Rock of Love! This one is a WILD ride. After the last elimination, Bret innocently snubs Aubry when saying goodnight to his ladies. She begins to obsess over the snub’s meaning. This is only made worse when Daisy slips into Bret’s room for an unexpected nightcap. Were they maybe just playing bingo in there… for HOURS? The next day, the women compete in teams of two to build custom choppers. The lead mechanic on the winning team gets a solo date, whereas the losing lead must clean Bret’s own bike with a toothbrush. Bret treats the remainder of the winners to a 50’s, pin-up photo shoot. Later, Aubry confronts Bret about the infamous snub and things get wilder when an emotional Kristy Joe gathers all of the ladies to confess her doubts about being in the house. We finally get to one of the most shocking eliminations of all time when one of the ladies sacrifices herself for another.

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 3 of Rock of Love Season 2: Stroller Derby! As a father of two, Bret is looking for a woman who has mother bear instincts. So, he introduces them to Baby Bret, a doll (wearing a tiny cowboy hat and bandana, of course) that is designed to measure damage and trauma. The ladies must push Baby Bret in a stroller around a roller derby track while trying to avoid the L.A. Derby Dolls, whose main goal is to hurt the baby. Someone very special from Season 1 returns to help the Derby Dolls destroy Baby Bret. Can you guess who? Later, Bret takes the winning ladies on a date to a burlesque club, where one of them bares it ALL (and we do mean ALL). He also treats his MVP to a date of her choosing. Back at the house, drama erupts from a bad game of telephone and the VIP ladies decide to use their passes quite strategically. Will this impress Bret? Can he handle it when one woman reveals she is LEGALLY MARRIED? Whose tour ends this week?

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Our recap of Episode 2 is here! For the very first challenge of Season 2, Bret has planned something quite special for his ladies: a Peep/Talent show! They each have 30 seconds to show off their finest talents in a plexiglass box as Bret lustfully observes, with the ability to give them more time if he likes what he sees. The three women who impress him the most win an ATV date. After the challenge, the VIP ladies learn an important lesson from the Bret Michaels’ Book of Rock and Roll Rules: Don’t go to bed early! Will they be able to make it up to him? Later, there is an Old School Dance Off for new VIP passes, where we see the women try to do the funky chicken, the worm, and more! Who will dance their way into Bret’s heart this week?

Featured Cocktail: Young Lust Cocktail from Hungry Forever (https://www.hungryforever.com/recipe/young-lust-cocktail/)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the first episode of Season 2 of Rock of Love! Bret returns with Big John to a new mansion and a new crop of ladies, hoping to find his rock of love – not rock of like or rock of lust – for real this time. To shake things up, Bret (not Big John) picks four women right off the bat to hang back while the other ladies stampede into the house and toward the bar. Does this mean their tour ends here? Or does Bret have something else up his sleeve? We meet some truly special ladies, like Erin, who F***ING loves MySpace, and Angelique, a stripper with a thick French accent and an inability to keep her clothes on. There’s also Courtney, who nurses her insecurities with a bit too much booze. Will she make it to elimination? Will any of these ladies manage to win Bret’s heart this time around?

Featured Cocktail: The Love Potion Cocktail from Lark and Linen (http://www.jacquelynclark.com/2015/02/05/valentines-day-cocktail/)

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This week, Kim and Katie recap the Season 1 Reunion and the Clip Show, which had some wild never before scene footage. We get to see some more of our favorites, like the Barbie Twins and Rodeo! Plus, Lacey stirs up some drama with a couple of her biggest enemies from the show. Bret reunites with Heather, who is sporting a new tattoo on her neck. And we find out if Jes and Bret are still together. Did he make the right decision? Later, we dive into the clip show and discuss some truly exquisite footage. Can you guess which lady passed gas while Bret spanked her butt like a bongo? And just how did Big John end up in the jacuzzi with some of the ladies one night?

Featured Cocktail: Tropical Sunrise Mimosa from The Sweetest Occasion (https://thesweetestoccasion.com/2017/03/tequila-sunrise-mimosa-recipe/ )

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