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The Big John interview is finally here! Kim and Katie interview the legendary Big John. The ladies ask Big John all kinds of questions, including questions submitted by listeners of the show. Big John talks about his life before, during, and after Rock of Love. The ladies also learn some fun facts and hear some crazy stories of events that didn’t make the cut. Enjoy!

You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us.

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of the finale of Season One of Rock of Love! Bret takes his terrific two to Cabo for some alone time before he has to make his big decision. He’s got something special planned for each of his ladies: a dune buggy ride in the dessert with Heather (HEY OH!) and a day yachting in the ocean with Jes, each followed by a romantic dinner and a steamy nightcap. However, Bret is having a tough go because of his diabeetus. Which lady will take care of him in his time of need? Who will Bret ultimately pick as his Rock of Love? Who’s heart will he break?

Featured Cocktail: Rosé Sangria from Inspired by Charm (https://inspiredbycharm.com/sangria-rose/)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 10! Bret’s got another surprise in store for his awesome threesome. It’s time to meet the parents! While Bret hits it off with both Heather and Jes’s parents, things are a bit tense between Bret and Lacey’s dad, Otis, who is very protective of his daughter. It escalates further at lunch when Otis tells Bret he needs to sign a prenup to marry his daughter (the starving musician?) and asks if Bret has any hair under his bandana (Big mistake! Big! Huge!). Later at the house, Heather overhears Lacey talking crap about her to Bret and explodes, calling her out – in front of the parents – for what she’s done with Bret behind closed doors. Then, Bret hears the worst thing a rockstar could hear: I need to speak to you about whose d*** my daughter’s been s******.

Featured Cocktail: Old Fashioned from Gimme Some Oven (https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/old-fashioned-recipe/#_a5y_p=1560279)

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 9 of Rock of Love – Vegas Baby! Bret brings his four remaining ladies to the City of Sin to watch him perform. After slamming way too many drinks with Bret’s bandmates backstage, the night starts to spiral. Lacey drunkenly falls off the bar, taking down twenty bottles with her. Brandi pukes into her napkin at dinner, while Heather gorges on oysters. As Jes says, how did Bret expect a nice dinner with two drunk fruitloops and a hungry stripper? The next morning, Brandi reveals to the ladies that “Bret Michaels is not the one for me.” Will she be just as honest with Bret? Are Bret’s “pole emotions” going to get in the way of his relationship with Heather?

Featured Cocktail: Vegas Bomb from Tipsy Bartender (https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/vegas-bomb/)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 8. This week, Bret has something special up his sleeves (under his bandana?) for his Fab Five. He invites three of his biggest female super fans to grill the remaining ladies. Some of the women crumble under the pressure, but a couple manage to win the fans over. It gets pretty heated at one point when one lady’s hair starts to smolder under the hot interrogation lamp and another proves her kissing capabilities by demonstrating on a fan. Later, Bret takes the fans’ favorite on a date to a TATTOO PARLOR PLEASE to get some ink that will last FOR LIFE. While the fans and Bret’s ladies mingle at the house, it becomes clear there is one contestant the fans can’t stand. Will Bret listen to them when elimination time comes around?

Featured Cocktail: Sweet Poison Cocktail from Dishes Delish (https://dishesdelish.com/aptly-named-sweet-poison-cocktail/)

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 7! This week, Bret has to spend some quality time in the studio, but he has a special challenge cooked up for the ladies while he’s away. They split into teams and are tasked with creating a mock album cover for Bret. His dreamy friend and photographer, Evo, assists the women as they create a concept and then style and shoot their covers. Will the cover featuring the devilish Lacey and angelic Sam drive Bret wild? Or will he appreciate the creativity of Brandy dressed as an old man, with grey hair glued to her armpits and chin?

Featured Cocktail: The Devil’s Margarita from Show Me the Yummy (https://showmetheyummy.com/devils-margarita/?m)

Watch the "Tons of f*cking sequins" video here: https://youtu.be/CCFuR1s4h5Q

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This week, Kim and Katie recap Episode 6. At the crack of dawn, the ladies are given a rude awakening by Big John who says “There’s no sleeping in rock n’ roll!” They then compete in a series of mini challenges to prove to Bret that they can hang when he’s on tour – whether it be changing in a porta potty, digging through a dumpster to find his guitar pic, or knowing his lyrics by heart. The last standing lady wins a solo date with Bret that includes beer and men with sticks! Later, Bret asks the women help him out by defining the biggest reason each one deserves to go home. Will their feedback change his mind at elimination time?

Featured Cocktail: Vodka Red Bull Slush (From Tipsy Bartender) https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/vodka-red-bull-slush/

You can find Rock of Love Season 1 on Hulu, if you’d like to watch along with us.

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Kim and Katie are back with a recap of Episode 5! This week we are blessed with the very First Annual Bret Michaels Mudbowl! The ladies square off in this muddy tackle football game in hopes of winning a date with Bret. Who will be his MVP? Later, Lacey overhears a shady phone conversation where one of the ladies whines about missing the opportunity to meet Justin Timberlake. Heather details this and other dubious gossip in a confidential letter to Bret, exposing all of the girls. Who will Bret believe?

Featured Cocktail: Frozen Mudslide (from Kitchen Swagger) -https://kitchenswagger.com/healthier-frozen-mudslide-recipe/

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This week we recap Episode 4, which starts with Rodeo suffering an emotional breakdown over missing her son. Later, Bret challenges the ladies to write lyrics for his songs and then perform them! While some are excited to display their creativity, others struggle to carry a tune, tap a tambourine on beat, or come up with something that rhymes with "love." The winners are treated to some alone time with Bret. Then, after one night of partying like rock stars, three women end up piled on top of Bret in his bedroom. Will we ever find out what happened behind those closed doors? Can Rodeo get her emotions in check and stick it out for Bret?

Featured Cocktail: Wild Wild West Cocktail (From The Drink Kings) - http://www.thedrinkkings.com/wild-wild-west-cocktail-recipe/

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Yeehaw Baby! (Rock of Love S1 E3)

Episode 3 is here! This week, the women put the pedal to the medal in a motorcross relay race! One crazy driver makes Bret say “SHE’S-A GONNA DIE!” The winning team of four earns some alone time with Bret on two dates. In the house, tempers flare as Lacey and Dallas battle it out over animal rights (but wait – doesn’t Bret wear leather, alligator, snake?). Thankfully, one cut cowgirl is there to break it up when things get too physical. Which side will Bret choose?

Featured cocktail: Vegan White Russian (Found on Simply Recipes) – https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/coconut_white_russian_vegan/

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