Survivor? Right Here. Biggest Loser? Fatties rejoice! Amazing Race? On the double! That's right, it's a Reality Rant megacast! Buckle up as we take you through over an hour of reality goodies. And maybe, just maybe, we won't violate the box.

After watching metric crap tons of reality TV, we need to get some things off our chests. For that matter, we just need to drop kids off at the pool. No reality turd is safe... It's time for a PooP cast!

And no, we are not talking about ourselves. This time around the trainers got to pick their own teams, and considering the use of two trainer saves so far it seems like the trainers might be a bit attached. Is this new twist a good thing? For that matter, is "Loser" suffering from a huge case of unnecessary celebrity?

Yup, we're back and we've got PLENTY to say. Is this season better off without Brad Culpepper? How comical was Kat crying? Why doesn't anyone have an immunity idol? And what can you expect once redemption islands selects its returnee?

Just when you thought it was safe... The Race is Back! You wanna know what else is back? Stunt Casting! The Express Passes! Trickery! Afghanimals?! Oh race, we missed you, but does this season hurt so bad, or hurt so good?

Well, it happened. Rupert is gone and aside from that the game is more predictable than ever. What is it going to take to shake things up? Will Colton actually quit. Does anyone care? (Hint: We do.) Details inside.

Big Brother is over. Andy won. America lost. Why did this season of Big Brother go down and not in the fun way? Is it the worst season ever? And what effect will this season have on the future of non-returnee seasons?

Big Brother is over. Andy won. America lost. Why did this season of Big Brother go down and not in the fun way? Is it the worst season ever? And what effect will this season have on the future of non-returnee seasons?

New Survivor! YES! Old stereotypes about black people and swimming! Boo! Yup, Blood vs. Water started with a bang, but will the family twist truly make for a more compelling season. Also, was Rupert and idiot for "saving" his wife. And does anyone else believe Colton's crying act?

Whodunnit? was supposed to be our new "Mole". It didn't quite meet expectations on that front, but for those of you who could get over the fact that there was no real way of guessing the murderer, Whodunnit? was an amazingly entertaining if not campy reality series. Want our final impressions? Just stand right under this chandelier...