Reality Rant

Yes, the hockey boys took home the top prize on The Amazing Race, which while they are a satisfying champ... it still feels like something was missing this season. What gives? Find out inside!

Wow some crazy stuff has been going down on Caramoan. Looks like there's a new head nerd in charge but will it last? Who cares, laugh as Bill stumbles through this podcast on Scotch! (And get ready for a follow-up VERY soon)

Yup, it was a non-elimination leg... yay... Another leg with little opportunity to pass, but at least there was a funky labyrinth (that we could barely see on TV)! Are there any teams worth rooting for in this final 5? With a double U-turn coming, will anyone have the balls to attack the hockey boys? And when will we start teaching Americans history again?

We only say that from the aspect that he makes great TV. Not 1, not 2, but 3 players were immune at tribal and that has to make you think... WHY!?!? Really, shouldn't have Eddie been a step more dispensable? Does the rest of this game have any chance of flipping? Will the production crack and put TWO idols back in camp? Time will tell...

It had to happen. The Amazing race finally became not-so-amazing. Why did Phil Keoghan and team slack in Switzerland? More importantly, what the foxtrot is a switchback and how is it that teams STILL fail to read the clues?!? Oh wait, they're rednecks...

Sometimes we wish Survivor players were smarter. Other times we just laugh at their idiocy. This is the latter of the two. Why is it that no one can count? Do we actually mourn the loss of Corinne's personal gay? And when will Cochran and Dawn officially school the rest of the numbskulls?