New Survivor cast! New Amazing Race Cast! Even Hell's Kitchen shenanigans! Amazingly we didn't touch on Biggest Loser here, but now that they've introduced the Trainer Save you can trust we'll get back on the mics.

Scary how Aaryn became on of the bigger game players in the BB house. Now she's gone and the last reason to watch the show is pretty much gone too. Some big questions in this cast... Who is worthy of winning? Where's Pandora's Box? AND is Big Brother Scripted?

Ok, be prepared for a trash-tastic podcast. And by trash-tastic we mean limited gameplay and massive amounts of bigotry and racism. Life is fantastic like that. Especially when you CAN'T EVEN WATCH! THANKS TIME WARNER! Regardless, we''re here to rip the cast a new one. You know you wanna listen.

AKA Whodunnit... AKA The Mole light... AKA the Ronnie show. Seriously man, stop playing so damn well. We do have a major bone to pick though. How can you do a whole show where the murderer doesn't even know the murders they are committing. That's messed up. The show is still fun, but come on...

OK, now that you are over the title, take a moment and let it sink in. These are the repercussions of her actions. But if you think Aaryn is the most reprehensible houseguest ever in Bill's mind, you've got another thing coming. Have the ladies of BB15 taken control of the house? Who's the real MVP here? And seriously, does anyone believe the winner of this game is pre-ordained in the slightest bit?

At some point, freedom of speech needs to be taken to the extreme. And by that we mean CBS needs to show America who these houseguests really are! Two houseguests have already been fired in the real world for their deplorable actions on the BB live feeds, but we have yet to catch a glimpse of this on CBS. Make it happen! Also, a little strategy, but seriously, this cast is full of horrid people.

Whodunnit? You did it! Or maybe the butler... Who cares! This is the second (third? fourth?) coming of The Mole, so we automatically love it. But of course that doesn't mean we won't critique it. What's wrong with the campiest reality show on television? Let's find out...

The summer has officially started and the Chen-bot's batteries are fully charged. How will 16 new idiots, we mean houseguests, fare in the Big Brother house? Can anyone stop Elissa from continuing the Rachel Reilly reign of terror? And how will 3 nominees and the MVP affect or destroy the game?

Let's be honest. Cochran only decided to win Survivor because he knew it would make us happy. And by happy, we mean Bill. Let us pay tribute with an HOUR of Survivor coverage where we rip everything from "Teeth-gate", to Rudy's favorite word, to the upcoming Blood vs. Water. Prepare yourself. Things are about to get sticky.

That's exactly what Gary should do. In cast you didn't know, something pretty epic happened on Big Brother Canada, eh! Eric and Bill break down the dramatic and implore BB USA to take after their Canadian counterpart!