Reality Wine Down

Welcome back to the Reality Wine  Down! We jump right into a SHAH-king hot takes today with major breaking news happening out of Salt Lake with the arrest of Jen and her #1 assistant (out of 7) Stuart. We give our thoughts this SHAH-king drama as well as dish on our fav looks from the newly released RHOA reunion outfit pictures! 

Next we play "The Real houses of Bravo" where we match the house with the correct current housewife! Chase didn't listen to the rules aka forget about the whole current housewife detail and went deep into the archive. 

After, we get into RHOD where the title had us thinking we were going on the cast trip this week... spoiler WE DID NOT. But we did get a heart to heart with Tiff and Mama Dee, tea party birthday for the twins, D'andra and hot Hubby have a steamy date night, and page six strikes again causing major friction between D'andra and Brandi. 

Then we head to the Jesery Shore Bitch! Where we see a classic Guidice family screaming match that had our jaws dropping for 10 mins straight, and just as quick as it began it came to and end up with an apology from both Joe G and Tre. Surprisingly the apologies keep a coming with Tre apologizing to Evan and Jackie, fingers crossed we dont have to hear about this again! The episode keeps moving strong with a blow up between Marge and Jen.. Jersey truly never disappoints! 

Until next week! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! This week there wasn't any breaking news more important than the release of the RHONY trailer!! The New York Ladies are BACK (May 4th) with some familiar faces and some new so we couldn't resist a little trailer breakdown to get us started today. 

For our game this week we are trying to match  Zodiac signs to the correct housewives, some make total sense and others were shocking! Don't worry, Cassidy didn't forget Chases March Madness bracket loss and surprised him with the shot we bet on! 

Then we get into RHOD with a very mom focused episode with D'andra Dee Simmons dealing with the aftermath of the fight between her and Mama Dee, Tiffany tells her mom about taking a day off (which she surprisingly takes very well!), and Kary has a cute heart to heart with her daughters. We then go to one of Tiffs families hotel (imagine being able to say that) and enjoy a Luau with all the ladies.. but don't worry the "Whos the better Christian" conversation starts back up between D'Andra and Brandi but Kary ends it with a laugh by saying she knows all about the "9 Commandments"

Next we head up to Jersey where we see Delores receiving an award for Charity and a grilling for not moving in with David and Jackie's finally back with the group. Then we head down to the shore (again!) on where dildos by Juicy Joe are the party favors that get the drama going.. The conversations that were had at guys night start to come out... cough *Joe B* cough... which causes a major riff between Marg and Tre and keeps the fire going between Jackie and Tre.. Tre keeps coming in hot towards Jackie but Jackie isn't backing down.. Will this fight ever end? Who knows but we will enjoy the drama until it does! 

Welcome back to another Reality Wine Down! Chase is at war with the animals partying in his backyard at night but don't worry they are winning! Then we have a few big hot takes with Lalas new water baby, the latest cheating Rumors hit RHOD, Tinsdale breakup, and Luanne is the first official cast member of Real Housewives Allstars Edition! 

After, we get into our March Madness Themed Game for the week (This was all Cassidys idea, Chase doesn't know sports) where we pick our dream team of housewives, make sure to vote on our instagram on which cast you would rather watch/would be more entertaining! 

Next we get into this week's Jersey where not much is really going on but weirdly we both loved it! We start down at the shore with a family dinner for Grow with Gorga's birthday where Jackie was obvs brought up, Delores throws all their keys away after a fight with David, theres a tequila fueled pool party at Tre's where the Michelle The Realtor/Husbands fight is surprisingly anticlimactic. Don't worry what we lacked in drama we made up in Tequila shots, well Jen did to the point she was carried out to their Ferrari, oh Jersey, we love ya!   

We end our winedown this week out in the Hamptons with the Summer House Crew. The never ending Kyle/Hannah drama is going on again.. then Hannah makes the craziest apology speech.. I kid you not, the words "Kyle is the man" are forefront.. that says enough. Lindsey and Stravy are officially done... and it was handled like a business deal.. the ole Hubbard way.. but we have a suspicion she's not so upset because there is a special housemate to keep her company.. we shall see! 

TIME STAMPS:
Hot Takes: 3:18
Housewives Fantasy League: 12:41
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: 18:57
Summer House: 45:18

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! The potatoes are back at Taco Bell and it altered us.. mentally and physically... but other than the potatoes We had one other major hot take this week with RHONJ cast change rumors, who's on the chopping block? Who's becoming a friend of? What to expect? 

After we play "Bravo By Numbers" where we try to answer questions and guess which housewives goes with a specific numbered fact. For example, which housewife has the most instagram followers, and how many?

Then we get into this weeks RHONJ, where we are STILL at Lake George.. I mean the lake is pretty and all... but  we think it is time to go right? Don't worry we didn't leave this trip without Tre bringing up Jacking for 1 millionth time and we do get Jen telling Melissa about the rumor from Melissa the Real Estate agent about Joe owing her husband money from the Growing with Gorga event... wow that's a mouthful but it's sure to bring some drama to the season. The trip ended in the right way.... by Tre getting a shirtless pic from Tony the pool guy.. BYE Lake George. Back Jersey we see Tre talk with Michelle the Realtor and Jackie's "Do Over" party for Evan... if Jackie's goal is to get the cheating rumor to go away... she's not succeeding. 

We end this week with more wild antics over on Summer House. Lindsay's relationship is heated... but when is it not? Stravy leaves the house and resurfaces later with a power point that rivals any and all other powerpoints. You would think a relationship defining slideshow that would turn Lindsay off... no.... it did the opposite. Maybe they are a perfect match afterall? We then get a few shots of Luke playing the guitar and HOCKEY in his room.... this may be a small scene but Chase has officially turned on Luke... We are introduced to Hannahs new man, who we know she is now engaged to. Tensions are still high between Hannah and pretty much everyone else in the house during a sound dispute that continues to the end of the episode with another blow up between Hannah and Kyle. But as Paige wished for throughout the episode, Carl returns! 

Time Stamps:
Hot Takes: 1:26
Bravo by Numbers Game: 5:58
Real Housewives of New Jersey: 17:48
Summer House: 38:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down: Unfiltered! We start with a few takes and some children related  breaking news with Ashley having her baby and Katherine unfortunately losing custody of her kids... and then a major breaking news outside of the bravo-verse (very outside of the Bravo-verse but near and dear to our hearts!) Then we play a fun game called 'Bravo Eats' where we match the food order with the correct housewife, finally see Chase thrive in a game! 

After we get right into the RHOA with 50-Cynt being shocked her wedding isn't going as planned... during a pandemic.. and we join to ladies at the Marlow Harvest Party where all the girls show up looking amazing... not the usual shorts and a t-shirt we would wear to a pumpkin patch BUT they are the housewives after all! Showing up and showing out is what they do! We end on a somber note with Kenya but it does give us a glimpse into why she acts the way she acts sometimes.

We wrap up the Austin trip with the RHOD ladies (finally).. there was only so much Tiffany bashing we could take... (and the starting point is zero so we were tired of it real quick). Thankfully Mama Dee graces us with her presence and speaks nothing but facts! This episode ends with the most shocking revelation of the season...hint:  it has to do with Stephanie and the Shaman.. 

Till next time! Cheers! 

It is Reality Wine Down time! We get right into it with a couple hot takes and then get into a game of games in honor of the RHONY premier 13 years ago! Wow time flies when we are having fun right?

After we jump back into the Austin trip on RHOD where the girls continue to pick on Tiffany for literally no reason. After D'andra enjoys her morning in the bushes.. The girls have a boat day where Kary and D'andra mend their friendship after Brandi has them do some weird bonding exercise that was.... odd. Lets just say there was a lot of groping.  We end with a funny prank by Kam while the girls are making s'mores.. 

After we move on over to RHONJ where the girls are continuing their trip at Lake George, all decked out in tie dye outfits that I really want! We are still confused at how much of a player Lexi is so far this season, nothing wrong with it but... its confusing. The conversation throughout the episode is still very much Jackie heavy, with most of the girls telling Teresa she should just apologize already and get it over with. But don't worry they had plenty of time to play a lame joke on Joe G that originally had us fooled during the preview... maybe thats why we are still a little salty about it? Then Jersey does what Jersey does best, gives us a scene with all the husbands, who does love when Big Ham Linky is on the screen swallowing loads of wasabi.. you know we do! We end the episode with a mildly explosive dinner with Tre storming out... Oh Jersey... you entertain us thats for sure! 

We wrap this week with a sad episode of summer house, but don't worry life altering family tragedies of one of the housemates would never stand in the way of Lindsey being cray cray.. Lindsey will have her cake and eat it to, plus yours, and theirs, and everybody's! This episode spans over the coarse of 1 DAY! That just means summer house knows how to bring it. 

Til next week, Cheers! 

Today on Wine Down Unfiltered we talk a few hot takes and Cassidy presents a game to Chase that she was sure he would win... I think we can guess what actually happened.. 

Then we get into a new era on RHOA.. A.B. After Bolo... Bolo made a lasting impressions on the girls that are taking back to Atlanta with them. They all tell their mens (and Kandis main man Don Juan) about the wild Bachelorette weekend, yet even with Drew being completely transparent we still don't find out where her man was in Florida!? Kenya confesses some feelings for La Toya and they make up all  while we see a new fun friendship forming between Porsha and Drew... The episode ends with one of the most shocking scenes.. what do Love songs, Lawyers, and Kenya have in common? Come hang out with us and find out! 

Welcome to the Reality Wine Down! I know everyones sad that Chase's birthday month has come to an end.. but that also means he can no longer bring it up and the listeners are probably happy about that! Before completely leaving the birthday fun behind we talk about how Cassidy celebrated with a bang.. literally she broke Chases backyard... video to come.. 

After, we talk a couple hot takes and pick our dream Housewives All-Star cast. Then we get into our game of the week "Two Truths and a Lie" 

RHONJ starts with the conclusion of the Tre and Jackie fight with a few see-you-next-Tuesdays and bad analogies a flying! This leads to Jackie staying home from the planned girls trip and opening Jackies Hair care service in her front yard... the content no one asked for. The rest of the girls head to lake George and back in Jersey we see date night with the healthiest relationship on this show.. Big Ham Linky and David. Jersey never ceases to surprise us in the husband, boyfriend, lover department thats for sure. Ps. We Stan Delores's mom! 

To end this ep we sadly have to say goodbye to Salt Lake City.  We get husbands, we get Seth in Canton in a hoodie, we get Richard Sr and Marys insane relationship, and we get break up letters from the Mormon church. And it all ends with Mary eating the fake snow... Oh Salt Lake.. we will miss you! 

Another week, another Wine Down Unfiltered! On this ep we talk about one of the most iconic guests to grace our screens, BOLO, the stripper loved by the women (some maybe too much)  of RHOA. Mistress Kandi did not disappoint for 50-cynths Bachelorette party by going all out with sexy outfits, vibrators and the biggest (and i mean biggest) gift of them all BOLO. 

After we calm down a little from the party on RHOA we talk about our favorite show outside of the Bravo-verse, RPDR UK! Caution there are spoilers! We talk our current favorites, who we think is going to win, and why it just makes us so happy to watch! 

Hope you enjoy! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into a few hot takes going on inside and outside of the Bravo-verse with a little Kimye update, new Bravo shows coming to our screens, and who is leaving the Bravo-Chat Room.. we will happily take her place! 

Next we jump into the RHOD cast trip with the girls heading down to Austin in a rock star tour bus and end up at the most badass house on Lake Austin. Did we try to see if we could rent it? Yes.. is it in our price range? Of course not! We get a game of chicken shit bingo that is the perfect appetizer to a shit show of a dinner with Kary and D'andras friendship continuing to fall a part.  Nothing good comes out of eavesdropping, but how can one resist! 

Then, the show all bravo fans have been waiting for, the season premiere of RHONJ coming to save us from the mess RHOC made us endure and it did not disappoint. Who doesn't love when an episodes starts in the middle of a fight and goes into a "3 days earlier"... That almost guarantees we are in for something good (unless is RHOBH then you know they have nothing).. We start with Evans birthday where Tre drops a bomb that will clearly will be talked about the rest of the season, and finish with a blow out between Tre and Jackie... its required watching! 

We finish this week with RHOSLC Reunion 2 where Mary and Jen have many contradictions to their story lines this season and Weather Heather continues her crusade against Lisa... Also, Meredith who? This disengaged queen disengaged from appearing in the reunion it seems but hey she's staying on brand right? 

Lastly, we could resist doing a little Birthday Shot for Chase, so out came the Shotski! Cheers to everyone having a great week!