Reality Wine Down

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! This week's hot takes include the Giradi Documentary on Hulu... WOW BETHENNY WOW... We have too many thoughts on this, RHOC cast shake up, and the toaster oven of it all.

Our game this week is "Who Said That!" Bravoleb edition with memorable quotes from Summer House, Southern Charm, Below Deck, and Shahs of Sunset. 

Then we get into RHONY where the Luann is hosting a halloween talent competition on their last night in the hamptons, but we can't enjoy that until after we see the Leah/Heather spat. The next day we finally leave and head back to the city and back to reality... That reality being election day... Eboni hosts a party for all the ladies and SHOCKER Ramona didn't show.

Next we jump right into the Erika drama on RHOBH with a dramatic opening of Erika in the car by herself with a monotone voiceover from Erika... She's heading over to meet all the ladies at Suttons but unfortunately that ends up being our cliffhanger at the end of the episode. so we dont get anything just yet.. We do get another Election party hosted by Kyle where we get to know Crystal more, and learn of a fight between Kyle and Dorit.  Episode ends on Erika walking in to Suttons house... dun dun dun... 

Cheers! 

Its that time of the week again! A new episode of the Reality Wine Down is HERE! Chase has a few interesting life updates he shared before we get into our hot takes of the week that include a Girardi update, business woes over at the Big Shot, and a fun Potomac Photoshoot. 

We play Guess that housewifes middle name.... honestly finding the middle names was harder than the actual game... if you actually knew the answers and didnt just guess... I NEED TO KNOW! 

Then we are back to the Hamptons AGAIN on RHONY.. can we please leave? The Lu of it all continues back at the house with an eventual half-a** apology from Lu herself, and Eboni being the bigger person accepts it, then ordered some comfort food to eat in bed instead of dinner with the ladies (amazing!). Sonja proves once again she's not to be overlooked and is one of the only ladies to truly GET what Eboni is saying.. which leads to Eboni wanting to set her up with a matchmaker to find her perfect match. We end this week on a unnecessary "To Be Continued" after Leah goes overboard while yelling at Heather... I'm curious to hear y'alls thoughts on the Heather/Leah drams.

After we travel over to Lake Tahoe with the ladies of RHOBH. We ended last week on a "To Be Continued" but weirdly it didn't "continue" until the end of the episode.  The next morning the girls do feel that Crystal  is getting unnecessary flack from Sutton so Lisa takes this opportunity to check on her and thats where we are introduced to Suttons face roller... ohh she doesn't just face roll in one scene but it carries over to the boat day when her and Crystal  have a sit down that actually went...well. Later at dinner we get an insane story from Lisa but the real MVP Garcelle holds Rinna accountable for the treatment of Denise last year (THANK YOU).. We end the episode on another Sutton/Crystal talk that addresses the awkward moment when Sutton walked in on Krystal undressing... awkward..

See yall again next week! 

We are BACK! With a longer episode (sorry about it!) because we missed talking these past two weeks! Of course we had to start with our hot takes on Luanns new man, Jen Shahs Gofund me, Erika Jayne Doc, etc. ETC.! 

With a little inspiration from RHOBH we decided to play Two Truths and a Lie, where you had to identify the lie... Is Cassidy a little rusty from the break? We shall see! 

Then we get into our beloved RHONY... a season Chase thinks is a little bit... off... maybe its the low number of housewives that leads to more Ramona screen time... IDK... Anyways, moving on... This week we see the girls fight over talking about SEX, glam drama, but they all came together over Garths Lamb curry and nude painting! The camaraderie didn't last long when a previous disagreement was brought up at lunch... Does Ramona make a fool of herself again.. I think we all know the answer to this. 

Next we are off to Lake Tahoe on RHOBH.. this is our FIRST time talking about the Beverly Hills girls which is very exciting about since we are both actually enjoying the season this far... I hope this doesn't jinx it... and if it does DONT BLAME ME PLEASE! In Tahoe we get some interesting moments between Sutton and Krystal which is definitely going to lead to issues throughout the season... some more quirky Kathy moments with her eating chips, drinking redbull, and reading multiple newspapers all at 1:30 in the morning.. our no sleep queen! Then we get a cute dinner we thought was going to be calm but instead Sutton starts to feel some type of way... over what? Not sure but it continues back to the house where she seems to be playing the victim... How are y'all taking Sutton this week? 

We are so excited to be back.. Happy Listening! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have added a new mascot to your Wine Down fur baby crew... CHIPS! Then we jump head first in to our hot takes on Porshas shocking engagement, RHOBH taglines, Dina Manzos ex drama, and Bravos upcoming line up of new shows! 

On RHONY we head out to the Hamptons for a Burning Man themed party at Ramonas. But first we get to see Ebonis stunning apartment and Sonjas chaotic energy cleanse, complete with Marley laying on her head while crying about JP Morgan again. Then in the Hamptons Ramona quickly makes a problematic comment.. per usual.. and harasses the healer for explanations. (Is it just me or is anyone else tired of theme parties over different Franchises with just the cast in attendance.. yes its cover so it is what it is..) We have 5 more days in the Hamptons and we are excited! 

Then we say goodbye to our RHONJ ladies on the season finale. Yes that means no more Big Ham linky moments of the week.. sigh.. We finally get to meet Teresas new man Luis, spoiler alert he wasn't worth the wait. More importantly Jens daughter is a breakout star and so is Jens new 9 carat ring! It is also Joe Bs birthday and Halloween so Marge throws a Halloween Party for him in their renovated house... yes you read that right... the renovation is finally finished! I love a good halloween party but I could have done without the season ending on *cough, the Gorgas fake storyline, cough* See y'all during the 3 reunions! 

Cheers

Welcome Back to the Reality Wine Down! In this weeks hot takes we discuss a Dallas housewives divorce, our favorite Real Househusbands of Jersey tagline, and a little update in the EJ divorce saga. Also, remember when Chase said he wasn't going to watch the Big Shot? Well he did and brings in a couple thoughts. 

Our game this week is a tough one where we are guessing the maiden names of a few housewives. We probably had a lot more fun playing this game then we should have! 

NEW YORK IS BACK BABIES! The golden girls of Bravo are back on our screens and we couldn't be more excited! We get to meet the new girl Eboni, Sonja is back in one of the 7 layers of hell, her townhouse, Luann and Ramona have an unexpected friendship going on. Its going to be a good season y'all, WE CANT WAIT TO GET INTO IT ALL! 

On New Jersey the ladies go on a wine tasting trip for Jackies birthday but not before Melissa gets a call about Gorga heading to the hospital. Delores expresses she's not to happy with the girls about how they handled the David situation and we get an update from Jen about her rough relationship with her mom. We end the episode meeting Luis! JK it was all a tease!

Cheers! 

Hot Takes- 6:12
Game- 24:22
RHONY-   36:10
RHONJ - 1:02:04

Welcome back to the Reality Wine down! We have a packed hot takes this week where we talk RH Allstars, spoilers,  Vanderpump 10 second teasers, Scheanas baby, Britney Spears updates, and Hollaback girl drama on RHONY.

For our game this week we try to guess the birthplaces of housewives from both the East, West and Middle Coast (yall we cant figure out where Dallas fits), I bet you can guess who wins! 

Then we jump back into the season finale of the RHOD where the destruction of JRs room continues with Brandi on the bed and Kary pulling down the plexiglass. The girls are fed up with their drunk antics but Kary definitely gets the brunt of the groups anger. On a lighter note the husbands come to join for a Dallas Themed party where they all get dressed up in there best 80s glam. Stephanie and Brandi have there once a season romantic scene and then it comes to an end with a not so romantic foreshadowing about Brandis relationship... We shall see what unfolds at the reunion! 

Next we head back to the housewives and moms tea party in Jersey where all eyes are on Delores and Davids relationship.. but in true Delores fashion she shuts it down real quick... only for it to be the big plot point later in the episode. We get a fun, ass-kissing time at the golf course with the husbands where some Tre gossip comes out. The ep ends at M*chell* the realtors house where we meet Patterson Delores. Delores is not letting Gorga come for her, her man, or her relationship.. we Stan Patterson Delores, cant wait to see what she brings next episode! 

Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have another oversized hot takes with the new Summer house reunion trailer, Bethennys the big shot, Brandi Glanville speaking out, and the Erika saga continues! 

This week we trade our game in and instead try to convince each other of cancelled Bravos shows that we think should make a comeback... honestly it wasn't hard to convince either of us! We love a good bravo classic like the rest of them! 

Then we head over to the Big D for a mom and daughter packed episode... From Mama D and D'andras wild facetime, to Kary and daughters having a cooking lesson, to Tiffany and her daughters having a spa day on her day off. Mama D continues to show us that she is most likely the reason D'andras stepmom doesnt like their family but luckily they meet to have a chat. We head to the iconic Dallas landmark, Southfork Ranch, where the girls will definitely leave their mark BUT we don't get this till next week.... to be continued! 

After we head up to RHONJ where we get a little Yachty on their boat day, Tre finally opens up about her new relationship.. (we find out later Melissa has already met him!). Marge reads an excerpt from her book which leads to her and Jen making amends. We get a true Melissa pimping her kids out for a storyline scene, which Cassidy refuses to talk about. Then we head over the Jens for a Mom/daughter lunch with all the ladies. You can definitely tell Jens mom is in her comfort zone in the kitchen, the food looked amazing! Unfortunately all of the mom/daughter time was too much for Tre and she leaves early, another to be continued! 

Cheers! 

Hey everyone! Unfiltered is back with a fun twist (literally the wine bottles have twist off caps) with us trying out all of the skinny girl products we could get our hands on! We do our taste test all while getting into some hot takes on Andy teasing the RHOBH drama, bravos newest lawyer, RHONY tag lines, and we wrap up our final thoughts on this season of RHOA. 

If you want to taste along with us we have the skinny girl Pinot Grigio, Cosmo, Margarita,  and 2 popcorns the salt/lime and the Butter. 

Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into our super-sized hot takes this week with our thoughts on two new trailer drops, Bethenny the stand up comedian, babies, and a few non bravo topics! 

Our game for this week is "Name that House Kid" where we try to name the children of the corresponding housewife, honestly it's harder than you would think, a few names were even forgotten altogether... oops! 

Then we head back out to the camp grounds to wrap up the cast trip with the RHOD ladies. Who doesn't want to end a girls trip with church camp games, and stink bomb pranks.. me... I don't! Kary does end up back in the hot seat after taking prank retaliation to an unnecessary level and it leads the girls to question her being able to control herself. We go back to Dallas where we are met with dog mediums, step-parent emails, and a great conclusion to Tiffany's mom drama. 

Next we go to Franklin Lakes Bitch!! Sadly we are no longer at the beloved Jersey shore but that doesn't mean the RHONJ girls are lacking in entertainment. We see some more family woes over at Jens house (that comes to a happier place by the end of the ep) and more of the Joe 'I am the man'  storyline BUT this episode is really all about the incredible medium Teresa had over to do a reading on the girls. She speaks truths for each of the girls but really drops the bomb on Delores by saying David is not her match, and her ancestors are saying so! We also have Nonno standing next to Tre with a bottle of Whiskey and Boo (Delores dog) makes an appearance! The biggest mystery from the Psychic party is... why was Michelle the Realtor there? Who needed that! 

Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We start with our hot takes on the doozy of an announcement Andy made (hint: it starts with a K) and Sutton getting a diamond this year on RHOBH. 

Then we take a "cast trip" down memory lane in our game where we match the cast trip with the correct franchises which leads to a lot of reminiscing on our fav cast trip moments of seasons past. 

Next we go to the ladies of RHOD on their camping adventure where Kary puts her Big Foot in her mouth... get it? They were Big Foot Hunting so we felt the pun was fitting! ANYWAYS Kary doesn't know when to stop when it came to harassing the Big Foot Hunter  about her views on hunting to the point Stephanie actually calls her out... not something we see often! Other antics include almost crashing the RV, 'Shoe in a sack', large umbrella hats, and my new fav winery "Girls Gone Wine"... Dallas we wanna love you but you aren't making it easy! 

After we head back to the JERSEY SHORE BITCH! We get right to our "Big Ham Linky" moment of the week because why not, even Chase can't resist to bring his own moment of Frank C. appreciation. We get some more Jen and Marge drama and Joe G reminds us again that toxic masculinity/misogyny is still alive and thriving this episode. We end with the cutest memorial for Nonno, Rest in Peace Nonno "cooking octopus at 6am" Guidice!