Reality Wine Down

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Its Fall y'all! Also, Happy Halloween! We start this week with some talk about some exciting news about new housewives in Atlanta and then some sad news coming out of RHOBH. 

Then we play (and by play, struggle to play) the ABC game where the letter has to associate with a bravo character. 

After we get into RHOP where they are wrapping up their cast trip, RHOSLC with some group snow tubbing, and finish with RHOBH Reunion Part 3!

Cheer! Don't forget to leave us a 5 Star Review! We would love you even more if you do! 

Time Stamps: 
Hot Takes - 5:40
Game - 14:25
RHOP - 20:17
RHOSLC - 34:12
RHOBH - 48:55

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! This week we have breakups, engagements, RHONY gossip and some Winter House thoughts. Then we play a "Guess that Housewife" where we guess the housewife based off their halloween costume.. well in my case their everyday clothes because we got our lines crossed on the games rules. 

Next we get into RHOP where they are still on their couples trip, RHOSLC with the Lisa/Whitney drama continuing, and RHOBH reunion part 2 where we get some more scoop on the EJ/Tom of it all! 

Cheers! 

Time Stamps:
Hot takes - 8:26
Game - 27:18
RHOP - 34:04
RHOSLC - 48:26
RHOBH - 1:10:18

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are gearing up for a fun weekend filled with Britney parties but first we had to talk surprise weddings/engagements, Girls Trip Trailer, and some Bravo legal woes. 

Since we had a lot of fun play "Would you rather" with the husbands we thought we would play with the wives! 

After, we get into RHOP with the couples still down at the Eastern Shore tossing salads, RHOSLC with Whitney/Lisa mending their friendship, and RHOBH Reunion 1 where Rinna is being Rinna.. thats not a good thing! Don't come for Queen Garcelle! 

Time Stamps - 
Hot Takes - 2:20
Game - 12:25
RHOP - 25:00
RHOSLC - 44:55
RHOBH - 56:15

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We dedicate this episode to Coco, the OG pup of the NYC! 

 Happy October and the start of "Spooky Season" people still say that right? We get into the halloween spirit and dress as a pair of yauhties from Below Deck! We start with a couple of our hot takes and then instead of a game this week we asked people on insta to submit their fav all time housewives. We do a little agree/disagree with the chosen housewives.

Then we jump into our shows this week where we talk the couples trip on RHOP, the new friend of making a splash over on RHOSLC, and we wrap this weeks episode with the season finale of RHOBH. What a season BH had! Now onto 4 Reunions! 

Cheers! 

Time Stamps: 
Hot takes - 3:24
Fav Housewives - 12:08
RHOP - 23:55
RHOSLC - 42:00
RHOBH - 1:05:00
Little VPR - 1:24:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We have a packed episode this week with hot takes, thoughts on VPR, a quick Britney update, a game of "would you rather", and then we talk RHOP, RHOSLC, and RHOBH! 

There may or may not be a few tangents and random stories... but would it be an episode without a few of those moments thrown in there? NO! 

Time Stamps:
Hot Takes (with VPR talk): 3:15
Game: 20:55
RHOP: 29:53
RHOSLC: 45:37
RHOBH: 1:08:08

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! After a quick cat update (really a disclaimer for any weird noises) we get right into Hot takes. Then instead of a game this week we did a little segment called "THATS MY OPINION" where we had some friends of the pod submit their bravo related opinions and we elaborated on them! 

After, we get into RHOP with tornado Dorthy coming into town to wreck shop on Candiaces music video shoot and Messy Mia comes out to play! Then we head west to RHOSLC where Heather/Jen reconcile all while Jen/Meredith continue to spiral. Lastly, we head even more west to RHOBH where the ladies caravan to the ghost town called Delmar for a cast trip. We get more Sutton/Erika back and fourth with a sprinkle of Dorit coming for Garcelle. 

Cheers y'all! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine down! We have a special guest with us this week and its a jammed packed episode so we get right into it this week with our hot takes on, Riri/Kathy, Sonjas Townhouse, EJ spilling all at the reunion and an amazing Britney update! 

Then we sing our little hearts out for a housewives lyric game where we try to finish the lyrics of a popular housewives hit! 

After, we get into Potomac starting with the end of Robins bday dinner, some cute family scenes with Giz/daughters and Wendy/her sons, and finish with talking about the Goddess Lunch hosted by Mia.. Will Karen and Gizelle finally call it even? LETS HOPE SO

Then we talk the PREMIER of RHOSLC... we are PUMPED! We start with the clip seen all around the Bravo-verse this week... Jen getting tipped off about the FBI coming to arrest her. We also get introduced to Jens and Merediths new houses, a hilarious scene with Whitney battling a cake, a girls lunch in an igloo and we meet the new housewife Jennie! The ep ends with a heated scene between Lisa and Meredith.. is there a riff in the friendship on the horizon? 

We wrap this week with RHOBH and the launch of Dorits new Wedding line... that she created, designed, made all by herself... well with the help of a super involved partner... she named them though! We also get some insane new stories from Erika at Kathys spa day.. what does a burglar, eye surgery, Pasadena, snow, and a car have in common? We dont know but Erika tried to piece a new insane story together! 

Till Next Week! Cheers! 

Time Stamps:
Hot Takes - 3:56
Game - 12:30
RHOP - 33:35
RHOSLC - 33:35
RHOBH - 56:06

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are both riding the high of the pending long weekend and using that energy to get right into our hot takes on RHOC covid scare, the Ultimate Girls trip, baby news, Kenya on DWTS, drama with the Lord (Scott), and random other tangents. 

For our game this week we try to a speed round of "ABC" where we try to match the letter with either the first name or last name of a housewife.. I put major emphasis on TRY

Then we get into RHOP where we are on our last day of the trip in Willamsburg but that doesn't mean any less drama! We have the end of the Giz/Wendy Fight, girls dance off, Karen going to Surry, and to wrap it up we have a new spat between Robin and Wendy. 

Next we head over to RHOBH where we have, you guessed it, more EJ Drama! We also get a new wedding dress line from Dorit, a sneak peak of Suttons new house where she spills some tea to Kyle,  some shade from Erika/Crystal about Sutton, and a cute little Valentine Scene with Mo and Kyle. THE GOOD STUFF happens at a fancy dinner Party hosted by Mrs. Hilton  where we finally get Erikas popular clip of " OR WHAT, OR WHAT" but don't worry we get many other iconic "woe is me" lines.. Beverly Hills you are on FIRE. 

Cheers! 

Time Stamps:
- Hot Takes - 6:35
- Game - 20:40
- RHOP - 27:54
- RHOBH - 44:33

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We are both on a caffeine high and get right into our hot takes on EJ and Giradi debt, Below Deck teaser, RHONY Rumors, and a Sonja Cabaret preview show.

Our game this week takes a psychological twist with us trying to guess the housewives birth order by their personality! It weirdly all makes sense in the end!

After we talk RHOP where Ashley shows up to stir the pot and drop the rumors then literally leaves... no joke it was a drive by rumor drop! Before that we get a serious talk between Gizelle and Robin, the girls do water aerobics, and Wendy stands up for herself at lunch defending her freedom to dress/present herself however she wants! Once Ashley drops the rumor bomb to Wendy all hell breaks loose in the house with Wendy going full force at Gizelle and Robin.. this fight isnt over yet.. til next week!

Then we head over to RHOBH with the Rinna Beauty event being the star of the show. Dorit randomly decides she wants to show up but makes the terrible decision to use her screen time to go after Garcelle. Thankfully Queen Garcelle is having NONE of it and shuts her down pretty quick. Don't worry we get our weekly scene where Erika is able to play victim and then goes after Sutton for doing nothing... Beverly Hills is on FIRE! 

Cheers! 

Time Stamps: 
Hot Takes - 2:50
Game - 16:35
RHOP - 27:12
RHOBH - 43:12

Welcome back to Reality Winedown! We get right into our hot takes on a housewives franchise cancellation, filming issues on RHOA, pregnancy news and a little rant on RHONY (which may be having a little hiatus after this season). 

With all of the lawsuits, arrests, legal drama going on in the Bravo-verse these days we decided to guess if a housewife has had a mug shot before or not! We also went a little housewives adjacent with some Southern Charm & VPR people.

Then we get into this week's RHOP with Robin and Karen refusing to come to terms and end their seasons long fight. Robin shares some struggles she's going through in her personal life which Gizelle seems to have zero sympathy for (shocker!) and Karen stands by Wendy when the Robin/Gizelle come after her for her new look. Wendy is very much in the hot seat for these next couple episodes... and it seems to get HEATED! 

After, we headed over to RHOBH where we talked, YOU GUESSED IT, the tom and EJ of it all! But really the star of the show this week (any many weeks prior TBH) was Sutton and Garcelle who were asking all of the right questions! We start with Sutton holding court with all the ladies EXCEPT Erika to talk if she wants to continue being around Erika. All the ladies seem to have plenty to say when EJ isn't there but it's a different story at Kyle's Dinner party when she IS there. Good thing we had Sutton and Garcelle to speak up and keep the other ladies in check as well as EJ. RHOBH is on fire this season, we can't wait to see what's next! 

Cheers! 

Time Stamps: 
Hot Takes: 4:40
RHONY Detour : 15:34
Game: 20:30
RHOP: 26:20
RHOBH: 43:34