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Hey Everyone!! Welcome to our first ever Reality Wine down Rapid response! 

We could not WAIT to talk the long anticipated RHOSLC  Season 2 trailer that did NOT disappoint! Plus a new housewives mashup show was announced starring our fav lady of the Berkshires and then some positive #freebritney news! 

Hope y'all have a great weekend! Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Chase starts this episode longing for the holidays (which shockingly aren't that far away!) which leads us into our Hot takes of the week that include thoughts on Kyle new holiday movie, Bravocon cancellation, Jen Shah legal update, MDLLA trailer, RHOA divorce news, and our dream vacay opened up for rent on Airbnb. 

In honor of Blue Stone Manor making its Airbnb debut, we matched the housewives we would want to bring along and matched them with the room we thought they should stay in. We each took the meaning of this game completely differently (Chase got very deep) but we still aligned somehow... chemistry! 

Then we had a few thoughts on RHONY which primarily consists of WTF is going on, the Ramona-coaster is off the rails, and we need more housewives on this cast. 

Both episodes end on a to be continued and both look to have explosive eps next week, we cant wait! 

• Game: 20:50
• RHONY: 27:10
• RHOP: 37:05
• RHOBH: 57:09

Welcome back to the reality wine down! This week we have our hot takes on the RHOBH EJ/Prod. Fight rumors, Mary C legal woes, Brandi G Maloof hoof of a hand, Ramona being Ramona on WWHL, and a little 5 min RHONY breakdown. 

Instead of a game this week, we thought we would do a little Ask Us Anything!

Then we get into RHOP with Gizelle dropping the biggest bomb of the season… her and Jamal are no longer together.. WHAT. I’m shocked…. (Do I even have to say this is sarcasm?) Also, Mia is still causing issues with the dynamic duo that is Robin & Gizelle after they invite her to drinks SANS Karen… Mia is a business women and will NOT be told what to do.. but that all unfolds at the Good Bye House Slumber Party Candiace threw for the ladies. We end the ep with Ashley having BB #2 

After, we talk RHOBH where all eyes are still on EJ, what will the hot mic catch next? This week it’s some hot goss about a certain someone calling E at all hours of the day/night… Then all I have to say about the rest of the ep. is what do Straws, Chia Seeds, and the desert have in common? QUEEN KATHY. 

Cheers! 

Time Stamps: 

Hot takes: 5:05
A lil RHONY detour: 16:35
AMA- 21:25
RHOP: 43:15
RHOBH: 1:05:10

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! After a little White Lotus talk we get into our hot takes of the week including a RHOBH Bee attack, Kathy Hilton Adjacent rumors, Galley Talk being renewed, and Porshas man is officially divorced! 

In honor of Porshas impending wedding (and the RHOP Pamper Party Game) we are matching the housewife with their wedding dress! Check out our youtube or Insta to play along.

Then we get right into the newest episode of RHOP with Robins sleepiness causing drama in her marriage, Gizelle throwing shade at Ashleys man (can she even talk?? Jamal??) all while planning her a pamper party before the baby comes, Robins hats being shipped, and Karen giving Zen Wen some business advice. We even get a little tea time with Karen and Candiace... that didnt really go the way C would have hoped. We end the episode with a heated scene between Mia and Zen Wen at Pamper Party hosted by Gizelle.... what are yall thinking of Wendy so far this season?

After we talk a little RHONY... an episode we both enjoyed! We get a boxing scene with Sonja and Eboni, a new Lu Christmas song that features all the girls (with some hesitation from Leah), and end at a super chaotic party for Ramonja... goodie bags included your man of choice! 

Time Stamps:
Hot takes -- 4:16
Game -- 11:40
RHOP -- 24:20
RHONY -- 44:50



Cheers! 

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! For hot takes this week we talk a possible return of an OG on RHOA, King Andys new book, Bravo Chat room returning, (Hannah leaving DUH), engagement news for a VPR cast member and more RHOBH legal woes that DO NOT include EJ. 

Our game this week is a Bravo take on the classic game of "Guess who" and you can probably guess how that goes!

Then we do a few main takes aways from this weeks RHONY like our thoughts on the Bershan/Sonja fight (which we didnt see enough of), the intervention, Seance scene, and how we really felt like we got a deeper glimpse into what makes Sonja who she is.

Next we get into the Lifetime movie that is this season of RHOBH with Erika telling us all the TEA (whether it’s a staged production or not) which is incredible. Who knew you could get in a car accident that isn't really an accident rather you open your door and fall down a cliff, break your ankle, shoulder, and go unconscious for 12 hrs, while having an affair then call your wife to be like "Hey babe whats up? I am at the bottom of a cliff behind the house, can you help?" Yes that is not a direct quote but its what I imagine happened okay! Sprinkle in some great Queen Kathy moments of the week, 12 hrs of lasagna making, and a 600 year eclipse and we have a winner of an episode! 

Time Stamps: 
Hot Takes: 2:10
Game: 16:35
RHONY: 29:05
RHOBH: 42:17

Cheers! 

Welcome to Potomac & Products with the Reality Wine Down! A bonus series where we try products made famous (or infamous) by their Bravo-lebrity counterpart. This week we are trying cocktails out of the "Fancy AF Cocktail" book created by Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval and Danny Pellegrino. We get classy, or in our case trashy, because we picked the drinks that had the highest "trash" level. At least that’s what the trash or class meter said in the book!

If you want to head straight to the Potomac Recap check out the timestamps at the bottom! 

Once we mix up our drinks we jump right in to the newest episode of RHOP! We start back at the end of the nude interlude party where Mia is definitely making a splash and taking phone numbers.... from the enemy??? In the episode we get Candiace telling us about her acting career, we get Gizelle’s “west wing” reveal,  a sex talk scene with Ashley we never needed and a cute family scene over at Wendy’s. We end the episode at Karen’s "Love Lunch" with the ladies and their men.. notably missing Gizelle and Robyn. RHOP is starting STRONG and we are here for it! 

Cheers! 

Timestamps: 
- Cocktail 1 -- 2:45
- RHOP -- 7:20
- Cocktail 2&3 -- 19:20
- RHOP Cont. -- 24:50

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Chase comes out of a days long mid summer hibernation just in time for this JAM PACKED episode. So much is going on in the Bravo-verse and we are excited to talk about it! We start with our hot takes on the Namoi/Metul break up, RHOC alleged eviction, EJ shenanigans, and wrapping it up with the pure chaos that is RHONY.

Our game this week is "WhOOOO Planned That!" where we guess which housewife planned the cast trip. 

Then we get into the PREMIERE of RHOP. THEY ARE BACK ! and already getting ratings higher than any of the other franchise premiere eps this year. We get new houses, we get new babies, we get step children, Karen and Ray cuteness, and a nude interlude party to announce our two new favorite housewives! Plus we get an actual new housewife! Things are looking good in the P and we are excited for this season! 

After we head over to the Real Housewives of Covid, I mean RHOBH, where half the cast does get covid this episode.  We jump right back into the Crystal/Sutton of it all.. but I think *maybe* this is the end of it? At least this part of it anyway... Then the episode goes into a broadway play starring EJ but has she won us over some? Has she simultaneously made us believe her less? IDK come hang out to hear our weekly back and forth on the EJ of it all. PS. WHERE IS DORIT! Hiding in the Di Beppo Room? 

TIME STAMPS - 
- Hot Takes: 4:25
- RHONY DETOUR: 20:40
- Game: 30:49
- RHOP: 46:55
- RHOBH: 1:08:35
- LOVE ISLAND DETOUR: 1:18:20
- Back to RHOBH: 1:23:00

Cheers! 

Time Stamps: 
Hot Takes - 4:12
Games - 19:53
RHONY - 32:05
RHOBH 52:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! We get right into our hot takes of the week with EJ updates, sad animal news, top chef scandals, a small Britney Jean update. 

This week's game is a throwback where we guess the taglines of the housewives on the first season of the franchise. 

Next we get into RHONY with Sonja and Eboni heading to Philly for to meet with a match maker. Then the group is heading to Salem for a much needed girls trip (since The Hamptons girls trip went so well).. a Salem announcement wouldn't be right without Luann's sexual Witch joke! The trip is going to be spooky but it quickly becomes demonic with another case of the Ramona-coaster going off the rails. 

Then we head out west to talk RHOBH where we start the episode with an amazing voiceover from Sutton and a "3 days later"... We get some more Queen Kathy moments of the week, cute a cute Christmas photoshoot, Dorit shows up, and we see more of Erikas "tiny, cute, but chic" house... that I am personally obsessed with... then the good stuff starts over at Lisas between Sutton and Crystal AGAIN... it's so unhinged and ohhhh so GOOD! Chase took back all his pre-season hating and admitted his wrongs... because Beverly Hills is back BABY! 

Till next week! Cheers! 

Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! Chase is back in the H so that means we are back in our personal clubhouse talking about all the things including RHOP taglines, EJ update, RHOC alum throwing their hat in the race for CA Governor, and a few more Britney Jean thoughts. 

Our game this week is "Guess that Housepet" . Well really guess the housewife who owns that pet but before playing our game Cassidy gets some surprise belated birthday presents! 

Then we headed to Harlem with the RHONY ladies for Ebonis Harlem Nights party that was not appreciated enough by the ladies. We also met a new friend of the show! We get a few cute moments between the mothers and their daughters. But it wouldn't be RHONY without Ramona being a terror, and unfortunately Eboni had to deal with it this time when she went to have drinks at Ramona's house.... CRINGE but wouldn't expect anything less from the Ramona Coaster. 

Next we head to RHOBH where we get a star bus yelling at Erika "Dont divorce your husband" a nice little start to the episode. Erika and Sutton enjoy a private spa day where they get deeper into the Tom of it all. Garcelle talks The Real and her dating life. Lisa brings up Amelia dating scott and says " I dont want to make a big deal of it" guess what she does? MAKES A BIG DEAL OF IT! Rinna style. We end the episode at a dinner with all the ladies and more Sutton/Crystal drama but we get the best Kathy Hilton Moment of the week yet! 

I cant forget my weekly spiel to leave us 5 stars and a review so we can read them on the pod! Love y'all! 

Cheers! 

Timestamps: 
Hot takes - 11:06
Game - 26
RHONY - 39:20
RHOBH - 58:05

Welcome back to the Reality Wine Down! For this weeks hot takes we talk Britney Spears court battle (Free Britney!!), Cynthia Bailey possibly leaving RHOA, Brauwynns new lover, and Kim Richards tell all book! Also, a little happy birthday shout of to Porsha Williams! 

Our game this week is "Guess that Tagline" one hit wonders edition, featuring only 1 season housewives.  Chase does... well you can probably guess.

Then we get into RHOBH which is our only new ep this week since RHONY took a week off. BUT we still have plenty to talk about! We open with Erika walking in to Suttons Parisian party with all the faux badassness and makes it rather awkward by not addressing the elephant in the room right away. We get some funny Kathy/Kyle moments, a little shade towards Dorits long winded speeches and then finally we get to scoop on the Erika of it all... ps. her "struggle house" is so adorable.. what the hell. AND she had to get rid of her lambo and settle for a Range Rover? THE STRUGGLE.  We head over to Crystals for a dumpling making party, so jealous, and we think we are getting a resolution in the Sutton/Krystal fight... but I think this riff will be around for a while.. 

Cheers!