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  • Vampires, Summer House & Kim K Walk Into A Bar

    Witches! We are back with a hot episode! We talk about Jessie's upcoming plans, the New Orleans Vampire Association (yes it's real), and some Catholic School Chronicles. Were you ever taken on a field trip to a church that housed the mummified body of a saint in the alter? Well, buckle up.

    Aside from that we dive into hot takes on Elon Musk and Twitter, Kim K wearing Marilyn and the Zodiac signs of RHOBH cast members! Check out the time stamps below for all of the topics!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News
    - Unexpected TLC 14:50
    - Elon Musk / Twitter 20:42
    - Met Gala/Kim K drama 22:43
    - Fred Savage 28:19
    - Amanda Bynes 30:30
    - RHOBH Zodiac signs 25:22

    Shows
    - Summer House 47:37
    - RHONJ 1:00:18

    Witchy Shit 1:04:53
    WOW 1:16:22

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Recap! White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch

    Hi Witches! I have a very special guest this week. My BFF Victoria is on to talk about "White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch".

    Vikki and I went to high school together and remember the craze that was A&F. We talk about how nothing fit us, how it caused our body dysmorphia, how we couldn't afford it, and how we couldn't look the hot models in the eyes.

    This was such a nostalgic conversation and my Millennials can relate.

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    2 hr
  • Rotten Easter Eggs & Fighting Old Women

    Hiiiiii! Back with a lot of bullshit. This week Jessie recounts some family Easter memories that include a lost rotten egg in the basement of her house. Easter was also the beginning of the season when Jessie would bring dyed egg salad to lunch every day and be the smelly kid at the lunch table. But enough about that.

    Coachella, Revolve Fest, Bethenny Frankel, and the Johnny Depp case are the hot topics in this episode. Also, shoutout to the sketch artist in the Blac Chyna/Kardashian courtroom. How do I get them framed for my house?

    We also go over the Ultimatum finale and reunion, and 90 Day Fiance is back!!! Almost as if it never left.

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News
    - Coachella 21:20
    - Revolve Fest 25:25
    - Bunny Barbie vs Bethenny Frankel 28:20
    - Bethenny Makeup Guru? 28:40
    - Johnny Depp/Amber Heard Case 31:30
    - Kardashians vs Blac Chyna 39:30

    Shows
    - Ultimatum 42:50
    - Queen of Versailles 50:00
    - 90 Day Fiance 53:03

    Witchy Shit 59:09
    WOW 1:09:15

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Only Fans Murder, RHONJ & Ultimatum

    Witches! This week Jessie talks about the most chaotic baseball game she has ever been to. It includes getting into the stadium sans ticket, threatening to steal drinks and throwing up in a bar bathroom. Things aren't right.

    See the time stamps below for the topics we touch on this week!

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    Intro
    News
    - Only Fans Murder 23:20
    - Joe and Gia Reunion Fight 27:15
    - Britney is Pregnant 29:50
    - Khloe Photoshopping True 31:40
    - Erika Jayne Sucks 34:50

    Shows
    - Summer House 37:52
    - RHONJ 46:40
    - Ultimatum 55:11

    Witchy Shit
    - 
    1:04:25

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Everyone Needs Adderall To Stay Alive

    Witches! Jessie Nails is back from another vacation. What a bitch am I right?  But no worries. That just means more stories, more opinions, and more entertainment!

    Did Yolanda Hadid lie about Zayne hitting her? Maybe. Is Mike from Shahs arrested from domestic abuse? Yes. Is Kim K in the long game with Pete because she is finally with someone that is actually nice to her? I think so.

    For shows we dive into RHONJ, RHOC and Summer House. I have a prediction that will lead to the demise of Summer House. Not happy about it.

    Finally, we learn 5 new facts about chakras!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News
    - Yolanda Lying about Zayne 20:00
    - Mike From Shahs Arrested 24:06
    - The SLAP 26:06
    - Pete Meets North 30:22
    - Erika Jayne 32:45
    - Marcel The Shell 35:56
    - Bill Aidens Car Stolen 37:05

    Shows
    - RHONJ 39:19
    - RHOC 43:06
    - Summer House 45:50

    Witchy Shit 51:36
    https://www.smithakalluraya.com/5-things-you-should-know-about-chakras/

    WOW 1:01:50
    - Drew Afualo 

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Reality Witch Trailer!

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    1 min
  • Travel Story From Hell

    Witches! Your girl is BACK! Did you miss me?
    This week we do major catchup. Jessie Nails talks about her vacation and how it was the worst travel experience of her life. Did you know the Dallas Airport is the 7th circle of hell? Well, it is.

    But once we get past the travel trauma we dive into what we know best, pop culture! There's TIkTok drama. There's the Tom and Katie divorce. There's Kylie Jenner not knowing the name of her new baby. Ridiculous.
    I then give my opinion on Love is Blind (finally), and there is the weekly rant on how Austen Kroll is the most grotesque man on television. Get him off!

    Finally, we talk about Aries season and what you can expect!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News
    - Winter House Blind 25:40
    - Sherri Papini 27:02
    - TikTok Modern Warrior 30:25
    - Katie Maloney & Tom Divorce 34:40
    - Kanye & Trevor Noah 37:00
    - Amanda Bynes 39:14
    - RHONY Shakeup 40:10
    - Kylie Jenner Baby Name 41:30

    Shows
    - Love is Blind 43:30
    - The Dropout 49:55
    - Summer House 52:25
    - RHONJ 57:35

    Witchy Shit 1:00:05
    WOW 

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Bill Gates Is Not Smashable

    Hey Witches! This week, ya girl Jessie is exhausted. Why? Because she was out one hour passed her bedtime.  Don't you worry though! We still have a slam episode.

    Besides updates on how life and laser treatments are going, we dive into some more Kanye and Julia Fox shit. Apparently, Julia Fox lost 15 pounds in the month she dated Kanye. Worth it? Honestly maybe.  Melinda Gates is calling out Bill for his friendship with Epstein and his 2000 affair, which leads me down a rabbit hole of wondering if being a billionaire makes you that much more smashable.

    We discuss the Euphoria finale, and lastly, we chat about tarot birth cards. Jessie will teach you how to calculate what your tarot birth card is and how that can give overarching themes throughout your life.

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News
    - Kanye West music video 15:30
    - Julia Fox interview 19:17
    - Shanna Moakler is pregnant 21:23
    - Melinda Gates interview 23:33

    Shows
    - Euphoria 26:25
    - RHOSLC 38:35
    - RHONJ 44:12

    Witchy Shit 46:36
    - Tarot Birth Cards

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    1 hr 3 min
  • A Shallow Dive Into Russian Figure Skating Controversies

    Hello my little witches! We are back. This week Jessie talks about how she ate raw hotdogs as a kid, and the rise of puppy girls, but thats neither here nor there. The main event this week is diving into Russian figurer skating coach, Eteri Tutberidze. No surprise here but she is a fucking MONSTER, and if there is one thing that grinds Jessie's gears its a fucking cheater. So let's do this. 

    Other than that psycho, we talk about Donda 2, Euphoria, and RHONJ. We end it with some witchy shit and talk about Pluto return. Pluto will allegedly make the US a better place. Manifest that!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News
    - Fatburger scandal 13:30
    - Donda 2 17:10
    - Taylor Holder 20:51
    - Joe Giudice counseling? 25:31
    - Puppy Babies 26:38
    - Russian skating coach 27:40

    Shows
    - RHONJ 45:25
    - Secrets of Playboy 50:30
    - Euphoria 53:10

    Witchy Shit 56:30

    WOW 1:08:06

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    1 hr 10 min
  • SPECIAL GUEST!! Georgio From Georgio Says Talks All Things Pop Culture!

    Witches! We have such an exciting show this week because we got to interview Georgio Takounakis, but you might know him as Georgio Says on TikTok or Instagram. 

    Georgio is all over TikTok & social media with his Bravo takes, and we had such a good time talking about all of it - RHOBH, RHONJ, RHOSLC, Kanye West, Julia Fox, Laguna Beach, you name it! And we also get to know more about Georgio, and how he got so into this world of pop culture. 

    It was such a fun convo and I know you all will love it too. Please go follow Georgio (links below) and enjoy!

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgiosays
    https://www.instagram.com/georgionotarmani/?hl=en
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/georgio-says/id1556159703

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    1 hr 31 min

About Reality Witch

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Reality Witch is your one stop shop for all things reality, witchy and weird. Jessie Nails takes you through her lifelong addiction to reality and trash tv, pop culture obsession, and attempts at…