Reality Witch

Hey Witches!! What a fucking week. More like what a fucking two weeks. Jessie Nails recounts her days and days of binge drinking. Are we too old to be doing this? yes. Do we continue to do it? Yes. When will it stop? No one knows.

Other than her drinking habit, there is a lot of news to talk about. Kim K and Pete are official! Fucking weird. Britney Spears is free and Taylor Swift fans are saying she is better than Whitney Houston. That is where the witches draw the line! There are many other news stories we chat about but the big news is that Shawn Mendes is terrifying. We said it.

For shows we talk about RHUGT and how its fucking hysterical. Best thing on television. And for witchy shit we learn about the Law of Assumption. I assume I am a rich bad bitch and therefore I am!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Kim K and Pete 13:51
- Travis Scott Update 16:00
- Britney Spears Free! 19:12
- Taylor Swift 25:35
- Janelle Evans 34:15
- My Unorthodox Life Breakup 36:55
- Grease is Cancelled!? 39:16
- Peng Shua 41:04
- Jen Shah Hulu Special 43:15
- Shawn Mendes and Camilla Break Up 45:22

Shows
- RHUGT 49:05
- RHOP 56:00
- Winter House 1:00:54

Witchy Shit 1:03:15
WOW: 1:14:00
- Jessica Simpson

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Witches! Jessie Nails is back and has an incredible story about her time at the Eagles game. Shots, lesbians and police oh my!

We dive into the tragedy of Astroworld, as well as some annoying stories on Aaron Rogers and Davey Portnoy. It's essentially battle of the bozos here.

For shows Jessie chats about RHOBH, RHOP, RHOSLC and Winter House. And finally we learn why 11/11 carries such significance as it pertains to manifesting and leveling up.

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Astroworld 18:44
- Aaron Rogers 30:44
- Davey Portnoy 38:04
- Kim Zolciak 44:12

Shows 46:30
- RHOP
- RHOSLC
- RHOBH
- Winter House

Witchy Shit 1:05:48

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Witches! How are we?! This week Jessie reminisces on Halloween and how she is a sore fucking loser when it comes to costume contests. But I mean it's how it should be.

It was a hot news week. We talk cults, Alec Baldwin (I think people are being assholes), Yolanda and Zayn and my theory for the Pete Davidson obsession. If you aren't calling people Dutch sluts, they tend to like you.

For shows we dive into Impeachment and Welcome to Plathville. And get a rundown of November horoscopes and the New Moon tomorrow!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Montego Bay Cult 9:43
- Alec Baldwin 12:53
- VS Models 16:09
- Kelly Dodd Halloween 21:48
- Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian 24:49
- Yolanda and Zayn 29:33
- Delilah Hamlin 38:58
- Britney calls out mom 44:20

Shows
- Impeachment 48:18
- Winter House 53:32
- Welcome to Plathville 1:01:35
- VPR/RHOSLC 1:13:23

Witchy Shit 1:17:38
WOW 1:30:08

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Hello witches! Jessie Nails is back with a solo regularly scheduled programming episode. She recounts her weekend in Las Vegas where she saw Machine Gun Kelly, witnessed a crime, and watched the movie Old. Being in your 30s in Vegas hits a little different.

This week we chat about the new book "Not All Diamonds and Rose", Teresa Guidice getting engaged, and Lisa Damato calling out Tyra Banks and ANTM! It's pretty wild. And we thought Life Size was Tyra's most controversial appearance.

For shows, we dive into Welcome to Plathville and Vanderpump rules. And we end it with some witchy remedies to get us through cold and flu season!


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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Alec Baldwin/Rust 24:22
- Not All Diamonds and Rose 29:00
- Teresa engaged 34:30
- Lisa Damato 36:17
- Brian Laundrie 39:33

Shows
- VPR 42:27
- Welcome to Plathville 55:15
- 90 Day Fiance The Other Way 1:06:37

Witchy Shit 1:13:35
- https://culinarywitch.com/coldflu-survival-and-prevention/
https://culinarywitch.com/coldflu-survival-and-prevention/

WOW 
- Raquel Levis 1:32:00

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Sup Witches! Your favorite guest is back! Jessie Nails' friend, Jon Bauer made his triumphant return to recap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Pt 1.

If you remember Jon's last appearance, he was an Erika Jayne stan and consumed enough wine to keep Jesus away. This time it is a little bit more hinged but he has some new controversial opinions.

For real though, this is hilarious. If you want a good laugh and want to be our bestie, tune in. This is the most honest recap you'll get, and we also chat about some pop culture news before the recap. Jon is MVP and we love him.  He is 100% witch energy.

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Hey Witches! Guess what! We're going to Vegas! Jessie Nails is hopping on a plane tomorrow so this episode is quick and dirty. Just like that MGK/Megan Fox interview. Except that was just dirty.

Funny timing though because Jessie explains to us that she is going to Vegas for an MGK concert and this interview came at a bad time. She is now subject to being made fun of. But who cares I guess!

We go over some quick news stories but the main event this week is reading the GQ interview as if it was a romance novel and reacting to it. Its pretty wild and I think should be published into a short story.


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Time Stamps:
Intro
News 14:25
- Kim K on SNL
- Dave Chapelle 

Shows 24:22
- RHOP
- VPR

MGK & Megan Fox GQ Interview 34:20

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Witches! Come on down! This week Jessie tells us about how she decided to consume 5 different types of drinks while seeing The Price Is Right Live! Don't worry. She didn't get to "come on down". A panic attack would have occurred if so. But she did get a hangover!

But this week we chat about Jaclyn Hill some more and her obsessive use of Instagram filters while promoting her skin and makeup routine. And don't get us started on her continued push of diet culture.

Brian Laundrie might be hiding in his parents' raised garden bed. But really.. why can't we find this fuck! And Kylie Swim is TRASH.

For shows we continue to focus on TLC with Welcome to Plathville and The Other Way. Steven is one of the most vial humans ever and I'm not sure Alina really is grasping how much of a freak he is.

During the Witchy Shit segment we go over how we can enhance our intuition and listen to our inner voice. It honestly seems like the key to preventing overthinking and anxiety.

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Jaclyn Hill 11:25
- Facebook Whistleblower 14:05
- French Catholic Church Scandal 19:35
- Kylie Swim 24:40
- Where is Brian Laundrie 28:41
- Britney Spears 31:14

Shows
- RHOBH Trailer 32:22
- Welcome to Plathville 34:39
- The Other Day 42:53

Witchy Shit 57:00
WOW 1:17:05

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Witches! It's Wednesday which means it's time to talk shit. This week we talk about Jessie's history with bloody noses. Her childhood was just a series of unfortunate events... unfortunately.

But aside from the embarrassing stories, we talk about Britney Spears and the exciting news around her conservatorship, Chrissy Teigen vs. Heather McDonald, and a rare siting of Amanda Bynes.
For shows we dive into Jaclyn Hill's new Youtube series and her unhealthy promotion of diet culture. But the real star is the premier of Vanderpump Rules!!! FINALLY! DJ James Kennedy is fantastic tv and you cannot convince me otherwise. 

Just know that Mercury is in retrograde right now and October will bring a ton of planetary shifts. Nothing to be scared about. We give advice on what to expect and how to deal with it.

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Britney Spears Conservatorship 13:55
- R Kelly 18:18
- LVP tells on Kyle Richards 21:13
- Chrissy Vs. Heather McDonald 25:23
- The Weeknd & Angelina Jolie 32:37
- Amanda Bynes Siting 33:53

Shows
- Jaclyn Hill Ep 2 35:06
- VPR! 59:39

Witchy Shit
- Mercury Retrograde and October prep 1:18:48

WOW
- Sydney Sweeney 1:36:45

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Hey Witches! Wow Jessie Nails has had a night and even though 9:30pm might be early for some it's very late for others. This week we talk about Jessie's very "white person" weekend.  Going for a Jeep ride and playing Badminton just screams  "I'm white!" But it was fun!

Gabby Petito is taking the world by storm and the question of where her fiancé has gone is even more pressing. We discuss her case and some theories. We also dive into the life of Jaclyn Hill, a Youtube beauty guru made millionaire that continues to lie and trick her followers.

Britney Spears, Megan Fox, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Biermann also are on the list of things to dissect this week.

For shows we touch on Welcome to Plathville and 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way. TLC just gets me.

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Gabby Petito 15:45
- Britney Spears Doc and Insta 32:18
- Kourtney and Megan with Skims 32:41
- Kim Biermann hate 39:36
- Jaclyn Hill 44:18

Shows
- Impeachment 1:19:03
- Plathville 1:21:08
- 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way 1:24:44

Witchy Shit 1:31:54

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Hey Witches! I am so happy you're back for another wild and unhinged episode. This week Jessie chats about her pregnant friends, nipple stimulation, the NFL and how Burger King is underrated.  Don't worry! The intro is short.

Britney Spears' prenup is talk of the town and very annoying. Let the girl live! We also chat about Heather Gay's weird comment on WWHL, Josh Duggar and the Met Gala lewks! They truly should just invite Jessie next year. These celebs don't know what they are doing.

For shows, we briefly chat about the LulaRich doc, and do a recap of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode! We are so happy its back. Teddy the dog is a star. I love that!

Finally, for witchy shit we talk about the houses of the zodiac, and how we can interpret our birth charts and horoscopes even deeper! The Universe is so cool!

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Time Stamps
Intro
News 
- Britney Spears 10:24
- Heather Gay 15:57
- Josh Duggar 18:25
- Instagram/Mental Health 20:42
- VMAs 24:18
- Met Gala 28:53

Shows
- LulaRich 41:10
- RHOSLC 44:05

Witchy Shit 1:05:05
- The 12 Houses of the Zodiac and how we can interpret them. 

WOW 1:17:20
- Lil Nas X

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