Reality Witch

Hey Witches! This week Jessie tells us all about her packed long weekend. It was full of living room musical performances, which of course led to a Catholic school chronicles segment. Was anyone else forced to put on musical performances and be verbally abused by their music teacher when you hit a flat note?

We were blessed this week with the VPR trailer, RHOSLC trailer and tag lines, and a Scott and Amelia break up.  Erika Jayne hates Kyle finally and we got the Kylie Jenner pregnancy video. I hope she is done having kids for the sake of the video content.

As for shows, Jessie dives into Teen Mom OG, 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way, and Welcome to Plathville. We LIVE for the weird shows!

Finally, we scratch the surface of planets! What do they mean for us and what energy do they bring? SPOILER: Pluto is still a planet in the astrological world.

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Time Stamps
Intro
News 
- VPR Trailer 11:24
- SLC trailer and tag lines 15:25
- Winter House 17:44
- Amelia and Scott 19:57
- Erika Jayne and Kyle 22:55
- Britney Spears 24:33
- Kylie pregnancy video 26:27

Shows
- Teen Mom OG 28:30
- The D'Amelio Show 33:52
- 90 Day Fiance the Other Way 35:52
- Welcome to Plathville 45:40

Witchy Shit 59:00
- What do all of the planets mean as it pertains to astrology. 

WOW 1:15:50
- Pamela Uba

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Witches! This week Jessie expresses her concern for lack of Peloton instructors, as well as her concern for the lack of hits she's getting on Ancestry.com. Moms family is nowhere to be found. But after that first world problem we dive into a lot of news.

Kelly Dodd, Erika Jayne and Scott Disick drama are up for debate. But the star of the show is Kanye, his shitty album, his shitty choices in "friends", and Kim's inability to back off. What happened to Kanye's Workout Plan?!

Jessie chats about what she watched this past week but the main event is Welcome to Plathville. The show that keeps on giving. We can't get enough!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Nene Leaks Husband Dies 13:00
- Kelly Dodd and Rick Podcast 13:30
- Kanye 14:40
- Kim and Kanye Rant 20:18
- Vicki from RHOC has Covid 23:08
- Farrah Abraham 24:05
- Scott Messages Kourtneys Ex 26:16
- Erika Jayne 29:30
- FTC Fixing McDonalds Ice Cream Machine 32:10
- Alana Thomson BF 34:05
- Texas Abortion Laws 36:00

Shows 39:20
- Welcome to Plathville 44:28

Witchy Shit
- September dates and horoscopes 1:05:00

WOW
- Nia DaCosta 1:20:00

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WITCHES! Whats up?! This week Jessie Nails talks to us about her first concert in two years. It was a time to be had. She danced. She had fun. She verbally abused a young girl trying to take her spot. Just like old times!

This week we do a BIG Erika Jayne update. Spoiler Alert: Opinions have not changed. We also talk about Britney's housekeeper/dogsitter/nurse/flaming bitch taking her dog. #FreeBritney already.

For shows we dive into RHOBH, RHOP and Welcome to Plathville. Bitch mom and creepy dad Plath should be less worried about Lydia texting a boy and more worried about the demonic "little girls" roaming their halls.

Finally, Jessie gives an in depth rundown of Spirit Guides. What are they? Who are they? How do we talk to them? There is also a list of fun spirit animals that we can have.

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Time Stamps
Intro
News
- Mary/Bill Cosby 16:22
- Erika Jayne 17:45
- Britney Spears 29:03
- Kylie Jenner Pregnant 35:00

Shows
- RHOBH 36:35
- RHOP 50:08
- Welcome to Plathville 1:01:15

Witchy Shit 
- The 411 of Spirit Guides 1:08:16

WOW 1:38:00
- Garcelle

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Hellooooooo witches! Wowie this week goes a little differently. First Jessie Nails of course has to talk about her childhood anxiety and why she had to have an inhaler for her nervous cough. But then she dives head first into her first love, TLC. Doesn't everyone binge 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After in 4 days? If you didn't know, those episodes are about 90 minutes long.

Welcome to Plathville is back! This show is amazing and the Plaths are nothing short of fascinating. Aside from the show, we dive into #rushtok. If you were on Tiktok this past weekend you were on Rushtok. Well we talk about what that means and the juicy drama behind it.  Oh! and we cannot forget about the Jaclyn Hill rant.

Lastly, we chat about BONES. Yes, bones! Just like crystals, we can use animal bones to harvest to energy of their beautiful spirits. I promise that its not scary!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Rushtok 12:58
- RHOSLC Trailer 19:06
- Mama June 23:40
- RHOD 24:37
- Travis Barker Flies 25:56
- Juliet and Sam Siesta Key 27:11
- Jaclyn Hill 28:49

Shows
- 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After 40:09
- Welcome to Plathville 43:33

Witchy Shit 1:09:17
WOW 1:20:42

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Hey Witches! Wowie we have such a fun episode because we have an ultra fun guest! Who, you might ask? Almost cousin in law, Dave!!!
Dave and Jessie Nails do a complete deep dive and analysis on Fboy Island. Honestly, NASA should hire Dave because his takes were way smarter than mine.

But Dave doesn't stop at Fboy Island. Homie is a TV connoisseur, so we talk Summer House, Jersey Shore and some scripted TV.  Theres still some news to go over so use the time stamps people!

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Time Stamps:
News:
- 15:07 Kim Zolziak scam 
- 21:40 Erika Jayne 
- 27:38 RHOD Shakeup 
- 30:09 Mary Cosby is a criminal
- 31:27 Hayes Gier 
- 33:24 Jamie Lynn Spears is a crying bitch

Shows:
- 35:53 Fboy Island DEEP DIVE

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Hey Witches! Jessie Nails is done with her travels and very happy about it! But of course her body decided to shut down as a result. Its not a Reality Witch episode without some rants, and the rants this week include anti vaxxers, the Catholic Church's stance on covid vaccines, and Hannah Berner of course!

But don't worry! She gives tips on how to manifest health and what crystals can get us through.

We switch it up with shows this week. Fboy Island is GOOD! Weird, but very good. We are team Peter over here. Siesta Key and the Love is Blind special is on the schedule too. Gigi and Damion still suck in case you are wondering.

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Tom Girardi black eye 26:40
- FBI female employees 28:32
- Airline passenger freaks out 30:30
- Hannah Berner sucks 31:53

Shows
- The Hills 35:27
- Fboy Island 41:49
- Siesta Key 55:07
- Love is Blind 1:01:14

Witchy Shit 1:06:25
WOW 1:21:25
- P!NK

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Hey Witches!!! This week Jessie Nails talks about her trip home and how it was only 50% good, which isn't a high vibe thing to say (you'll learn how to raise your vibrations in this episode). We talk about the heavy hitters of pop-culture news as of late: Kravis, MGK/Megan, Britney Spears and Jen Shah.
PS Did you know Kanye was charging $40 for a hotdog?!

The Real Housewives of Potomac and Beverly Hills are still delivering with the content and we talk about raising the vibrations within ourselves and our home. WE ARE HIGH VIBE!!!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- MGK/Megan/Lala Drama 14:08
- Lil Nas X 16:35
- Donda/Kanye 20:10
- Bennifer 23:40
- Jen Shah 25:11
- Kravis pregnancy rumors 27:00
- Britney Spears 28:05
- Simone Biles 35:18
- Paris Hilton pregnancy rumors 41:38
- Lindsie Chrisley 41:54
- The Surreal Life 42:33

Shows
- RHONY 44:24
- Shahs 46:23
- RHOP 47:40
- RHOBH 56:06

Witchy Shit 1:05:48
- How to be high vibe

WOW 1:22:35
- Simone Biles

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Wednesdays are for witches unless is Thursday! Lots of topics covered today. Jessie Nails gives top updates on A LOT of shit. Kravis, Scott Disick, Erika Jayne, Britney Spears are all hot right now. Jamie Lynn Spears doesn't stand a chance either. And in even better news, Hannah Berner is off of our Bravo TVs! WOO!

We cover all things housewives this week. RHONY, RHOBH and RHOP are all up for discussion. We LOVE Potomac, but Dr. Wendy already needs to chill girl.

Check out the time stamps to see everything that we discussed this week!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News: 12:43
- Kravis Engaged?: 14:27
- Scott Disick vs. Jeweler: 16:01
- Britney Spears: 19:22
- Megan Fox: 29:04
- Erika Jayne: 33:52
- Lisa Rinna lawsuit
- Jeff Bezos in space: 40:22
- Hannah Berner: 41:25

Shows: 42:36
- RHONY: 44:40
- RHOBH: 49:37
- RHOP: 54:47

Witchy Shit: 1:00:55
WOW: 1:09:10
- Mary Kenner

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Waddup witches!! WOW what a loaded ass week. Sure, we have the typical Jessie Nails intro. We talk bloat, the Catholic Church, her moms anxiety over her health, but that is NOTHING compared to the news.

#FREEBRITNEY is full steam ahead. We have updates on what has been going on over the last two weeks as well as what happened TODAY in court. Spoiler Alert! She is able to select her own counsel. Our girl is getting there!
Drake Bell, Ramona Singer, Megan Fox and Naomi from Souther Charm are also on the menu for the news this week.

sMothered is a weird ass TLC show that is a MUST watch. When people hear the reality witch still sleeps in bed with her 18 year old niece they think that is weird? Be ready for some weird fucking shit. Also, Jessie talks about the famous family account, The LeBrant Family. It's weird. It's inappropriate. It's Youtube.

Finally, pendulums are the topic of witchy shit. Ask the universe ANYTHING and have your guides answer you through the pendulum. So cool!

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Time Stamps:
Intro
News
- Britney Update!: 15:50
- Megan Fox background: 29:32
- Drake Bell: 38:10
- Millie Bobby Brown: 43:23
- Ramona Leaving RHONY: 46:45
- Plathville Trailer: 52:15
- Seeking Sister Wife: 54:35
- Naomi and Matul Split: 57:10

Shows: 1:01:13
-sMothered: 1:09:13
-The LeBrant Family: 1:19:10

Witchy Shit: 1:36:10
WOW: 1:46:05
- Paige Bueckers

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Hey Witches! Phew this week Jessie Nails thinks she is suffering from exhaustion. Dramatic? Eh .. no.  While she recounts her mental health over the last few weeks she can alway find the comedy in the situations, right? Like almost shitting herself in the Boston airport.

This episode is same same but different. We still cover the news. Britney, Erika and Bill Cosby are on the menu. But instead of the typical Bravo recaps, Jessie Nails covers Youtube drama. Youtube drama is wild you guys.  James Charles, Trisha Paytas and Gabbi Hanna are just the beginning of this TOXIC world.

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Time Stamps
Intro
News
- Britney Update: 14:32
- Erika Jayne: 20:08
- Bill Cosby: 22:10
- Sha'Carri Richardson: 26:16
- T'Challa: 30:00
- Kelly Dodd: 33:46
- Tom Holland and Zendaya: 35:25

Shows: 37:40
- James Charles: 49:46
- Trisha Paytas: 1:06:00
- Gabbi Hanna: 1:29:18

Witchy Shit: 1:43:07
WOW: 1:48:50
- Halsey 

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