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  • Demi vs. Jake Paul aka Froyo 🍦

    Hey Witches! Jessie Nails is back from vaca this week! Did you miss her? Don't answer that. This week Jessie talks about her trip, humidity, why buying concert tickets is stressful, and how she needs a break from people at the moment.

    She is pretty pissed at Demi Lovato for trying to take down froyo, but even more pissed at Kourtney Kardashians bare ass all over her feed. Also, Zac Efron's face is perfect and he's single again so pop off!

    We touch on some Seeking Sister Wife, Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey, and close it up with a full tarot card reading for the month of May. The reading is crazy and if you take the time to listen, the reading is meant for you!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 17:09

    • Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker BS
    • Jeffree Star, James Charles
    • Jen Shah Update
    • Demi Vs. Froyo
    • Zac Efron's Beautiful face

    Shows: 39:06

    • Seeking Sister Wife
    • Summer House
    • Real Housewives of New Jersey

    Witchy Shit: 51:39
    WOW: 1:04:58

    • Sofia Franklyn
    • https://www.instagram.com/sofiafranklyn/?hl=en



    Podcast Favs:

    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Nostalgia and Now
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black
    Is Bitch Better

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    1 hr 9 min
  • When Summer House, James Charles and Khloe Kardashian Bamboozle us all 🧐

    Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails talks about her upcoming vacations and how she has found a new poop cleanse supplement. Anything to look slim and trim in a bathing suit am i right? But its a jam packed episode!

    There is lots of news to discuss. We chat about Khloe photogate, James Charles, Jax and Brittany baby and more. Plus, she gives her thoughts on Summer House (whats up with Hannah and Des?), 90 Day Fiancé and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Trailer.

    Finally, we talk about astrocartography and how the day and time of your birth can determine the best spots to live and vacation!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 12:07

    • Khloe Kardashian Photogate
    • Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae bs
    • Madison Lecroy and Whitney hookup
    • TSwift Fearless
    • James Charles
    • Jax and Brittany Baby

    Shows: 39:04

    • Summer House
    • 90 Day Fiance
    • Real Housewives of Jersey
    • RHOBH Trailer

    Witchy Shit: 1:02:22

    • Astrocartography
    • https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/what-is-astrocartography

    WOW: Machine Gun Kelly


    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Nostalgia and Now
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black
    Is Bitch Better

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Jesus Was a Witch and the Bible is a Book of Spells🔮

    Hey Witches! Jessie Nails starts hot this week. She has discovered what being a midsized woman means, which leads her to recount a traumatic experience she had with an amusement park and extreme chub rub. Have you ever had chub rub so bad you had to spend an entire night with your inner thighs covered in baby powder with a fan blowing towards it? Didn't think so.

    She also chats about Easter and how basically every one in biblical times believed in witches. Lucky for us! Witch Jesus would have been a legend. Witch Jesus would have also loved Seeking Sister Wife, which we chat about. TLC always kills it.

    Finally, learn how to clean your house this spring with intent and witchy vibes!🔮

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 12:30

    • Khloe Kardashian Photogate
    • Jax Taylor has a bad bookkeeper
    • Andy Cohen kids special!
    • Jen Shah update

    Shows: 32:50

    • Demi Lovato doc
    • Seeking Sister Wife

    Witchy Shit: 57:07
    WOW: 1:06:04

    • Support Transwomen
    • Consider donating to https://www.stonewallfoundation.org/


    Podcast Favs:

    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Nostalgia and Now
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black
    Is Bitch Better

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Jen Shah Should Have Used Grabovoi Codes

    Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails is ENGAYAYAYAYAYED a la Brittany Cartwright Cauchi. She recounts her engagement story, how she won $800 on the slots, and also how Mama June from Not to Hot is back!

    But don't worry, the real star of the show is Jen Shah and how that bitch has been scamming our grandmoms. Crazy! We also talk about Addison Rae on Jimmy Fallon, Shrimp Tail Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy, and Summer house.

    Finally, we learn how to manifest with Grabovoi cheat codes. It's weird, but we will try anything, right?

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 14:42

    • Jen Shah from Real Housewives of SLC ARRESTED!
    • Addison Rae and Jimmy Fallon cause a stir.
    • Shrimp Tail Guy
    • Miley Cyrus Relapse
    • RHONY Drama
    • Prince William is the hottest bald man?!?!

    Shows: 39:18

    • Summer House
    • Real Housewives of New Jersey
    • Real Housewives of Dallas

    Witchy Shit: 57:42
    WOW: 1:03:38

    • Beverly Cleary RIP

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Nostalgia and Now
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black
    Is Bitch Better

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    1 hr 6 min
  • What Time Were You Born? And Do You Watch Summer House?

    Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails opens up with a few rants. Bare with her, but it comes from a good place. News is all over place. We talk about Kylie Jenner, Erika Jayne, Dr. Phil and David Dobrik.  We all love our celebs but also agree on them being awful right? Just refer to the Woody Allen docu-series.

    Also, it wouldn't be a Reality Witch Episode if we didn't discuss birth charts following a Summer House and Housewives of New Jersey tirade. If someone asks you what time you were born, they are about to unlock your soul. 

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 10:55

    • Kylie Jenner
    • Farrow Vs. Allen
    • Court Westcott racist brother Chart
    • Erika Jayne 
    • Bhad Bhabie
    • David Dobrik

    Shows: 39:30

    • 90 Day Fiance
    • Summer House
    • Real Housewives of New Jersey

    Witchy Shit: 1:09:40
    WOW: 1:19:52

    • Megan Rapinoe
    • Equal Pay Day!

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black


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    1 hr 25 min
  • Beignets and Bowel Movements

    This week Jessie Nails is a day late. Why? Because she was stuck in New Orleans for 48 hours alone! She recounts her stay in New Orleans with her friends and gives us a nice story time. A lot of vomit, poop, and hurricanes were involved. Oh and cant forget the nipple tassels and mayo.

     Aside from her eventful vacation, Jessie talks about the Armie Hammer Vanity Fair article, Brandi Redmond's bullshit behavior/cheating scandal, and ARod and JLo. People are fucked up!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 33:20
    Witchy Shit: 1:07:14
    WOW: 1:11:10

    • Dr. Tiffany Moon
    • https://www.instagram.com/tiffanymoonmd/?hl=en

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black
    Reality Kate


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    1 hr 17 min
  • When Meghan a Leo Met Harry a Virgo

    Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails talks about her upcoming trip to New Orleans, which sounds fun, but she might get stuck there considering Denver might get 60 inches of snow. Winter! Did you know GenZ thinks Helen Keller is a fake? Me neither. Unreal!

    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are talk of the town but we still manage to get some other topics in there. Kathryn Dennis loses custody of her kids and Jen Shah proves she actually is scary.

    The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Summer House are the recaps this week and we end with an overview of all of the astrological signs. If we can't judge people by their looks or political believes, we should at least be able to judge them but their sign.

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 13:25

    • Khloe Kardashian|Triston IVF
    • AHS Season 10 Casting
    • Sarah Silverman and Paris Hilton Apology
    • Kathryn Dennis Loses Custody of Kids
    • Jen Shah from Housewives of Salt Lake City Abuses her Shah Squad
    • Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Interview

    Shows: 42:50

    • Real Housewives of New Jersey
    • Summer House

    Witchy Shit: 1:05:20
    Witch of the Week (WOW): 1:21:30

    • Meghan Markle!


    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black

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    1 hr 24 min
  • When Couch, Takeout and Youtube is Life

    This week Jessie Nails recounts her week with her bestie in town. They didn't leave the couch, ordered a lot of food, and watched countless hours of reality television. Who needs to get out of quarantine when you have that?! Not I!
    Armie Hammer and Scott Disick are center of the news, and things aren't looking great for Hannah on Summer House. Taking out the trash does not mean throwing the bag in the corner.

    Finally, Jessie gives us a March horoscope. The seasons are changing and so are we! Shoot for your dreams witches.

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    Time Stamps
    Intro
    News: 12:22

    • Lady Gaga's frenchies
    • Hannah from Summer House gets engaged
    • Armie has shitty trash
    • Scott Disick is gross

    Shows: 31:02

    • Summer House
    • Housewives of Dallas

    Witchy Shit: 47:02
    WOW: 52:50

    • Our queen Britney Spears


    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Nostalgia and Now
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black

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    57 min
  • It's a Full Moon so Make Me a Sandwich!

    Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails talks hermit life and how binging shows and puzzles is NORMAL! She also talks the good side of TikTok with humorous comments she received on a Teen Mom video, and how the color of your pee matters.
    News is slow but we somehow managed to dig up some more Mary Cosby shit, and a full Summer House recap is in the mix.

    Finally, Jessie talks about the Full Moon approaching us and what the planets have in store.

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
     News: 14:12

    • Tiger Woods
    • Michael the Butler
    • Mary Cosby
    • Brandi leaving housewives

    Shows: 35:18

    • 90 Day Fiance
    • Real Housewives of Dallas
    • Summer House

    Witchy Shit: 1:02:30
    WOW: 1:07:00

    • Kiki Monique - Follow her!
    • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetalkofshame/?hl=en



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    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black

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    1 hr 10 min
  • BONUS: The Jersey Housewives are Back!

    SURPRISE! Jessie Nails gives ya a little bonus this week! As if your Friday couldn't get any better.

    This episode is quick and dirty, aka an hour long. But she had to hop on here and chat about Kim and Kanye getting a divorce, as well as the Real Housewives of New Jersey premier. It was just too good.

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    No time stamps this week. Just listen!

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    53 min

About Reality Witch

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Reality Witch is your one stop shop for all things reality, witchy and weird. Jessie Nails takes you through her lifelong addiction to reality and trash tv, pop culture obsession, and attempts at…