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  • Sia and Jamie Spears Need Chakra Work

    This week Jessie Nails talks about the history of St. Valentine, and SPOILER, it's not romantic! Talking about the Cecil Hotel is much more her speed.
    She talks about how Sia's new dumba$$ movie completely missed the mark but we try to cheer ourselves up with a Summer House recap.

    Finally, Jessie tells us how we can clear and heal our chakras. With all of this shit celebrity gossip and news we really need that, am I right?

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 13:33

    • Britney Spears cousin speaks out!
    • Sia's movie, "Music", is very inappropriate. 

    Shows: 32:11

    • Summer House

    Witchy Shit: 58:46
    WOW: 1:12:53

    • Chauncia Boyd Rogers
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    • Chauncia was upset her daughter wasn't learning about black history month so she took matters into her own hands. Check out her Instagram to see!

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays
    Crime Junkie
    Bravo While Black

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    1 hr 22 min
  • It's High Vibe to Free Britney

    This week Jessie Nails gives her opinion on the Super Bowl halftime show. Clearly no one understands what true art is. She drunk watched Framing Britney Spears and has some thoughts on that and some stronger thoughts on how we can take down Jamie Spears with Luke from Summer House.

    She recaps the premier of Summer House and also gives advice on how we can live our lives at a higher vibration!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 9:26

    • Framing Britney Spears recap
    • Armie Hammer
    • Marilyn Manson
    • North West is an artist
    • Gorilla Glue Girl

    Shows: 45:18

    • SLC and Southern Charm brief chat
    • Summer House recap

    Witchy Shit: 1:06:30
    WOW: Tunde Oyeneyin 

    • https://www.instagram.com/tune2tunde/?hl=en
    • Suppor Black History Month

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    1 hr 22 min
  • GenZ Thinks I'm Old but Teen Mom Makes me Feel Older

    This week Jessie Nails talks about how GenZ thinks Millennials are old because they wear skinny jeans. Excuse me? What?! Marilyn Manson is giving Armie Hammer a run for his money is the serial killer department, and the Southern Charm cast have officially thrown Jessie over the edge. ARod am I right? LOLZ

    Housewives of Dallas and SLC recaps as well as a Teen Mom OG chat are on the schedule for this episode. We do it all here!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 18:05

    • Armie Hammer
    • Kelly Dodd Firing
    • MGK and Megan Fox Engagement Rumors
    • Marilyn Manson Accusations
    • Random Shit

    Teen Mom: 36:05
    Southern Charm Reunion: 50:00
    The Real Housewives of Dallas: 1:02:55
    The Real Housewives of SLC: 1:11:50
    WOW (witch of the week): 1:22:27

    • Support black history month!
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    1 hr 29 min
  • Armie Hammers Erika Jayne?

    This week Jessie Nails dives in deep with the news. Call her your modern day Katie Couric (Katie Couric is still modern. That's not the point!). Armie Hammer and Erika Jayne are somehow crossing paths. Ridiculous! I hope Bravo is filming all of this shit. Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari, and the Southern Charm cast are in cahoots... again, and Kellyanne Conway is a fucking lunatic. WHAT IS GOING ON?!

    Full Moon rituals and how we handle Mercury in retrograde close out the show. We need more rituals in our lives to take on this fucking world we live in.  Trust me!!  The universe will guide us through all of this bullshit. I promise!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 8:22

    • Armie Hammer/Erika Jayne
    • Erika Jayne/Tom Girardi
    • Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker
    • Kristin Cavallari/Jay Cutler/Southern Charm BULLSHIT
    • Kellyanne and Claudia Conway Family Drama!

    Shows: 

    • OC, Dallas: 37:51
    • 90 Day Fiance: 46:55

    Witchy Shit: 1:25:30
    WOW (witch of the Week): 1:39:11

    • Jojo Siwa!!


    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    1 hr 45 min
  • I Need a lot of Shadow Work... Clearly!

    Hey Witches! This week Jessie Nails has some more Catholic School Chronicles for you that include gym class horrors, as well as finding out she has an obsession with Machine Gun Kelly. Lets bring back emo chic am I right?
    Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently killing cats at an alarming rate via Tesla, and Jessie tells us how we all need to work out our shadow selves. Maybe Jen Shah should also work on her shadow self with Kary from housewives of Dallas.

    As usual, thank you for joining this pop culture coven!
    Follow me at Jessie_Nails on Instagram and Tiktok.
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    Love you!

    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 13:05

    • Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi
    • Armie Hammer Vampire Update
    • Kim and Kanye 
    • Jamie Lynn Spears killing cats with Tesla
    • Braunwynn from OC offering a child coke (allegedly) 

    Housewives of SLC: 26:13
    Housewives of Dallas: 40:15
    Witchy Shit: 1:05:46
    WOW: 1:16:30

    • Amanda Gorman LOOK HER UP

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Laguna Biotch
    Reality Gays




    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Are You Afraid of the Wind?

    Hey Witches!! This week Jessie Nails dig up more trauma that may or may not explain her fear of the wind. Do you know what a sump pump is? She doesn't either, but she tries to explain it. Any who!... We talk more Kim and Kanye drama, Vampire Armie Hammer, and reality tv bullshit. She recaps some 90 Day Fiance, Housewives of Salt Lake City as well as a brief chat about that New Jersey trailer. 

    As usual, thank you for joining this pop culture coven! 
    Follow me at Jessie_Nails on Instagram and Tiktok. 
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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 11:48

    • Kim/Kanye/Jeffree Starr
    • Armie Hammer
    • Southern Charm outings

    90 Day Fiance: 33:18
    Housewives of SLC: 1:04:51
    Housewives of New Jersey Trailer: 1:27:44
    Witchy Shit AND Witch of the Week (WOW): 1:35:32
    WOW: Maren Altman

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Giggly Squad
    Laguna Biotch

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Degrassi! The Next Generation of Kanye and Jeffree Star

    Jessie Nails opens up with her struggles of what is going on in our country right now. But just like any good rant, its over before it starts and we are on to the good stuff.  She talks about her binge of Degrassi, Kim and Kanyes divorce, Kanye's alleged affair with Jeffree Star, and how we can go into 2021 being more confident and body positive!

    Sadly, the Plathville finale aired, but don't you worry! The Housewives of Dallas premiered. Thank you for joining this pop culture coven and tuning in!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    News: 16:20

    • Kim and Kanye
    • Kanye and Jeffree Star
    • Hilaria Baldwin
    • Housewives of OC drama
    • Alexander Wang

    Plathville: 46:38
    Real Housewives of Dallas: 1:06:10
    Witchy Shit: 1:23:45
    Witch of the Week (WOW): 1:38:43

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop
    Giggly Squad

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    1 hr 44 min
  • How Do You Say in English?... Pretzel Recess!

    Jessie Nails clearly loves to talk. This week she touches on her time at home over the holidays, more catholic school chronicles and how she is just now addressing her childhood trauma. But who cares about that!? Hilaria Baldwin has been pretending to be Spanish for most of her life and people are PISSED.

    Aside from the typical pop culture news, tune in for some New Years intention setting and how we can make 2021 our bitch!

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    Time Stamps:
    Intro
    Catholic School Chronicles: 8:30
    Erika Jayne: 21:21
    Potomac Reunion: 34:27
    Hilaria Baldwin: 49:34
    My Big Fat Fabulous life, Plathville, RHOSLC: 1:17:00
    Witchy Shit: 1:39:26
    Witch of the Week (WOW): 1:55:44

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 
    Juicy Scoop

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    2 hr 2 min
  • BONUS: Aunt Witch and Her Nieces

    This week Jessie Nails interviews her nieces. Gia is up first and provides a lot more comedy than our reality witch expected. She gives insight into the life of a GenZer and what it was like growing up. Do GenZers have celebrity crushes or know what life was like before the internet? The answer is most likely no, but listen for yourself.

    Up next is Myla. Myla is a super star and while she was a bit shy while I was chatting with her, she really stood out when interviewing her sister, Gia. Clearly she wants to be the star of the show and that is where she really shines.

    As usual find me at Jessie_Nails on Twitter, Instagram and Tiktok. No time stamps today! Just listen to these sweet babies chat with me.

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    51 min
  • Marrying Your Grandfather in the Age of Aquarius

    This week Jessie Nails opens up with another disturbing Catholic School Chronicles story. Listen in to hear about how her niece must answer "theology" questions about women getting pregnant, as well as her take on Perez Hilton getting banned from TikTok. IMPORTANT.

    She does a deep dive into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City's Mary Cosby, and the new couples of 90 Day Fiancé.

    Finally, she talks about entering a new astrological age!! This is exciting! How will this new age affect us? She will tell you.

    Time Stamps
    Intro: 0-11:33
    News: 11:40-28:19
    Show Recaps: 28:26 - 1:01:34

    • Summer House
    • RHOSLC
    • Mary Cosby Deep Dive

    90 Day Fiancé Couple Overview: 1:01:40 - 1:18
    Witchy Shit: 1:20:40

    • Age of Aquarius
    • Witch of the Week

    Podcast Favs:
    So Bad Its Good with Ryan Bailey
    Adderall and Compliments 
    Sofia with an F
    Watch What Crappens
    Manic 

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE rate and review the pod wherever you listen! It really helps.

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    1 hr 44 min

About Reality Witch

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Reality Witch is your one stop shop for all things reality, witchy and weird. Jessie Nails takes you through her lifelong addiction to reality and trash tv, pop culture obsession, and attempts at…