Realms & Nerds

Realms & Nerds

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Realms & Nerds episodes

  • St. Sana’s Day, Part 1 | The Vassanoka Adventures, St. Patrick's Day 2020 (Part 1 of 2)

    Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Alivaster Talon, Thomas Watergill, Jeff Drunkle, and Leon McJenkins- as they celebrate St. Sana's Day!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Alivaster has a drink. Thomas begrudgingly joins. Jeff takes charge. Leon is ready for anything.

    Cast:

    Ash - Leon McJenkins
    Bee - Dungeon Master, The Water, Sana, Bartender James, Officer Roger, Mayor Norm, Shopkeeper Tim, Sargey, Deep Gnomes
    Bronson - Alivaster Talon
    Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
    RJ - Thomas Watergill

    The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    53 min
  • Welcome to West’s Port | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 1

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they begin their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben scouts ahead. Llew is sent on an errand. Krohl finds himself in another country.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, King Robert Westaryn, Bahamut, Swooning Girls, Jim, Winifred, Stumpy the Bugbear, Gold Earrings Bugbear Leader, Scarred Bugbear, Club-Wielding Bugbear
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    RJ - Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 33 min
  • A Short-Lived Celebration | The Return of Ornon, Episode 20

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joan has a surprise. Seebo swipes a family heirloom. Brunhilde doesn't look forward to dealing with Joshamee. Rhomash isn't too worried. Míchael is no doctor.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael, Castle Guards, Jarrus, Sage
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joan Redsun, Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr
  • Dragon Assault on the Plains of Doom | The Return of Ornon, Episode 19

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joan spends time in the armory. Seebo hides in a tree. Brunhilde gets and gives weapon upgrades. Rhomash drops a Moonbeam. Míchael faces his ultimate foe.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim, LaLillia
    Bronson - Míchael, Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Joe
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joan Redsun, Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 32 min
  • Terror from Elmwood Cemetery | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2019

    Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Sheriff Rita Blackwood, Deputy Bart Montez, Neil Gage, and Doctor Evelyn Jennings- as they investigate the trouble brewing in Little Whiskey!

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    Joan is in disbelief. Rita lassos up trouble. Bart visits the church. Neil takes enemies out to pasture. Evelyn lends a healing hand.

    Cast:

    Ash - Neil Gage
    Bee - Sheriff Rita Blackwood
    Bronson - Doctor Evelyn Jennings
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Daisy Baker, Father Francis, Jeff Bridger, Farmhand Bill, Vince, Doctor Frank Enstein III
    Ray - Deputy Bart Montez
    RJ - Podghost Host, Joan Redsun

    Terror From Elmwood Cemetery is an original story created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 22 min
  • The Best-Laid Breakout Schemes... | The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1 (Part 2 of 2)

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they find a way out of prison in The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1!

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    Joshamee jimmies himself out of trouble. LaLillia leads the way. Dorrin drags Dracarys around. Dracarys takes a nap.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - LaLillia
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Fang Guard, Jimmy, Leroy, Tevon
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 12 min
  • Rockhammer Has a Secret | The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1 (Part 1 of 2)

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they find a way out of prison in The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1!

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    Joshamee has a secret. LaLillia loses her magic. Dorrin has a blinding revelation. Dracarys does some pickpocketing.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - LaLillia
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Billy, Fang Guard
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    52 min
  • One-Year Anniversary Special

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    On March 15, 2019, Realms & Nerds turned one year old! This is our episode celebrating our podcast's birthday!

    Join our six podcasters- Harrison, RJ, Bee, Ray, Ash, and Bronson- as we discuss our experiences and ask fun questions about our first year of podcasting together!

    Afterwards, listen to a segment of jokes, goofs, and flubs that didn't make it into our various episodes in a segment called "From the Cutting Room Floor"!

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    Thank you so much to all you wonderful people for your listenership and continued support! We can't thank you enough!

    Hosts:

    Ash
    Bee
    Bronson
    Harrison
    Ray
    RJ

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli (check out his podcast, Lit Gaming Arena!)

    1 hr 19 min
  • The Castle | The Return of Ornon, Episode 18

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

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    Joan can't comprehend history. Seebo wants some new armor. Brunhilde blushes. Rhomash has a lesson. Míchael talks with Michael.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Dorrin Stormwind
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim, LaLillia
    Bronson - Míchael, Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage, Michael, Castle Guards, Jarrus
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joan Redsun, Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 14 min
  • Dear Listeners: WE NEED YOUR HELP! (Please)
    Hey, listeners! This is just a quick announcement. We have a very special request: We want to hear from you! In celebration of our one-year anniversary (March 15), we're gonna be putting together a special episode, and want your input! We want to hear things like your favorite part of the show, any questions you have about the story, characters, or making of the podcast, and any other thoughts you have about Realms & Nerds! Also, if you happen to have made any fan art, we would love to see it! Send us an email ASAP at [email protected]! Don't forget to include a first name and last initial in the email for us to refer to you by in the episode (example: Jane D.)! If you don't feel comfortable using your actual name, you don't have to. The more response we get, the better! Thanks again for your support and listenership! We really can't thank you all enough!!!
    5 min

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