Realms & Nerds

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  • Infiltrating Blüdvaren | The Return of Ornon, Episode 24

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Blüdvaren Map

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    Joshamee is on a secret mission. Seebo visits the temple. Brunhilde is invited to a meal. Rhomash leads a platoon. Míchael surrenders.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael, Dyretta the Dragon
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Blüdvaren Captain, Maleocholas, Michael (First Paladin), Sage, Rhomash's Lieutenant, Arlana's Guard, Queen Arlana
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 6 min
  • Can You Feel It in Your Bones? | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2020

    Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four wanderers- Im Tallen, One-Eyed Lurg, Butterfingers Bob, and Vertigo Montana- as they make their escape in the 2020 Halloween special, Can You Feel It in Your Bones?

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    Im gets stuck in a tower. Lurg visits the carnival. Bob gets separated. Vertigo is partially-armed and ready.

    Cast:

    Ash - "Butterfingers" Bob
    Bronson - Vertigo Montana
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mr. Rattles, Boney Bob, Stocky Skeleton Soldier, Minotaur, G-Reap
    Ray - One-Eyed Lurg
    RJ - Podghost Host, Im Tallen, Hellhounds (Growling)

    Can You Feel It in Your Bones? is an original story created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
    "G-Reap" lyrics and vocal performance by Harrison Owens

    1 hr 29 min
  • Mystery in the Forest | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 4

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 5K listens!

    Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben becomes Gwen. Llew plays diplomat. Krohl makes a discovery.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Ferdie the Firbolg, Duergar Dwarves, Duergar Elder, Tarney the Duergar
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    RJ - Sir Ben, Gwendolyn, Steeters

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Check Out: Force of Habit by The Inevitable!

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    "Force of Habit" and "We Are Inevitable" written and performed by The Inevitable. © Copyright 2020, 1859665 Records DK. Used with permission.

    1 hr 24 min
  • Realms & Nerds Podcast Promo

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! We're a Dungeons & Dragons 5E adventure-comedy podcast, crafting original stories from the world of Prydia! Disclaimer: this podcast contains language and humor not suitable for young listeners.

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    Promo edited by RJ Moore

    Music composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    (Podchaser) Want to Listen to the podcast in the order we recorded our sessions?

    Thank you for over 5K listens!

    1 min
  • Short Negotiations | The Return of Ornon, Episode 23

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 5K listens!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee sneaks off to join the sneaky bois. Seebo is a flurry of dagger blades. Brunhilde goes hammer time. Rhomash doesn't negotiate with enemies. Míchael uses the Odysseus.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael, Dyretta the Dragon
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin), Red Robe Drow
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    Check Out: Force of Habit by The Inevitable!

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    "Force of Habit" and "We Are Inevitable" written and performed by The Inevitable. © Copyright 2020, 1859665 Records DK. Used with permission.

    1 hr 7 min
  • Entering Murdog | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 3

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben does some research. Llew meets a family friend. Krohl gets a new weapon.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Border Guard, Quinton, The Tanner, Bayo the Smith, Obadiah, Stable Boy, Aryck, King Robert Westaryn
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    RJ - Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 26 min
  • Creepy-Crawly, Slimy, and Dark | The Return of Ornon, Episode 22

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee leads the way... kinda. Seebo keys in. Brunhilde reads ancient writing. Rhomash re-learns spells. Míchael gets burned and slimed.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Black Pudding, Michael (First Paladin)
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 40 min
  • Xarthemis Battle | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 2 (Part 2 of 2)

    Quick note: This episode was recorded in 2018 as a filler episode one week when most of the regular group couldn't get together to record. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the Ornon campaign and Ben in the Vassanoka campaign) DMs an original story with Ash (Romash/Dorrin in the Ornon campaign and Krohl in the Vassanoka campaign), Ray (Brunhilde in the Ornon Campaign), and RJ's sister Mandi (in her first time ever playing D&D).

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Tyr Snowstrider, Harkana Chipoffin Smokelash, and Dave- as they take on the Darkness of Xarthemis!

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    Tyr throws some Hail Marys. Harkana cheers her companions on. Dave has difficulties spellcasting.

    Cast:

    Ash - Dave
    Mandi - Harkana Chipoffin Smokeflash
    Ray - Tyr Snowstrider Jotünn, Valkyries
    RJ - Dungeon Master, Xarthemis

    The Darkness of Xarthemis is an original story created by RJ Moore

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 8 min
  • River Journey | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 2

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 3K listens!

    Join our three heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, and Krohl- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben plays a billiards game. Llew catches some fish. Krohl charms and gets charmed.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Raj, Sana, Jasmine, Daisy, Yorrin the Dwarf, Morning Bartender, Rainley, Vampire
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    RJ - Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 20 min
  • Into the Dark | The Return of Ornon, Episode 21

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Brunhilde Hearthome, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee gets on the party's nerves. Seebo makes a chain gang. Brunhilde plays surgeon. Rhomash...? Míchael takes a dive.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master
    Ray - Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 29 min

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Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast. Adventures in and around the world of Prydia!