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  • What the Hells?! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 33

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee meets his new hero. Seebo meets a distant relative. Ryder ends up in the last place he wants to be. Rhomash does some exploring. Míchael gives Seebo an ultimatum.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Sage, Michael (First Paladin), Roland, Tom Latutu Sim, Lady Valuptua
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    "Asmodeus Went Down to Reach" and "Ryder's Recap Ballad" by Ray Edwards & RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 26 min
  • Meeting the Mayor | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 13

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast, celebrating five years of podcasting!

    Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben accompanies Llew. Llew has a meeting with the mayor. Krohl stocks up on supplies. Raven meets the town tinkerer.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Stable Boy, Sashi, Tilby, Town Hall Guard, Mayor Harmee, Mead Brewer, Water Sprite
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben, Horses

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 6 min
  • Should We Stay or Should We Go? | The Return of Ornon, Episode 32

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Tiamat Temple Map

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    Joshamee discovers a secret. Seebo rounds up enemy Drow. Ryder motivates some soldiers. Rhomash does some reading. Míchael prepares to go after Maleocholas.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Heckler Soldier
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael, Soldier 1
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin), Soldier 4, Jarrus
    Ray - Ryder, Soldier 3
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Soldier 2

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 18 min
  • The Rats of Brokenhelm | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2022

    Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our three heroes- Prince Trellyn of Sciles, Gargan Steelfist, and Tabuu- as they explore the mystery of The Rats of Brokenhelm!

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    Trellyn tries to use his princely authority. Gargan meets another goliath. Tabuu puts his detective skills (and other skills) to work.

    Cast:

    Ash - Tabuu
    Chris - Gargan Steelfist
    Ray - Dungeon Master, Watchman Bogarte Locks, Swordcaptain Arvene Morrow, Balthazar, Jimmy, Goliath Thug, Halfling Thug, Drow Thug, Human Thug, Lady of Plagues Worshipper, Furry Halfling, Catarina "Cat" Brisby (The Rat King), The Lady of Plagues, Townsperson
    RJ - Podghost Host, Prince Trellyn of Sciles

    The Rats of Brokenhelm is adapted by Ray Edwards from the DM Guild adventure "Rats of Waterdeep" by Lysa Penrose and Will Doyle

    Link to purchase PDF from Dungeon Masters Guild website

    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 39 min
  • Going Into the Dammed Place | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 12

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben picks on Krohl. Llew learns more about the town. Krohl eats a chicken. Raven talks with the river fairies.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher, Water Sprite, Gatekeeper, Sashi, Goliath Barkeep, Sashi's Daughter, Winifred, Darren
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben, Bar Band Leader, Horses

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    "Good Ship Venus"/"Friggin' in the Riggin'"/"Go in and Out the Window", traditional tune(s), arranged by RJ Moore
    "The Bewitching Barmaid" composed by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 5 min
  • Tiamat Temple Battle (Part 3 of 3) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 31

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee has some combat combos. Seebo guides Rhomash further into the temple. Ryder continues to use Eldritch Blast. Rhomash utilizes his newfound healing powers. Míchael confronts Dyretta.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael, Dracarys Shockwind
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael (First Paladin)
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Dyretta the Dragon

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 19 min
  • Blight Fight | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 11

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben confronts the snake lady. Llew becomes suspicious. Krohl is out for blood. Raven uses her past experience confronting a blight.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Marilith, Sylpher
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 22 min
  • Tiamat Temple Battle (Part 2 of 3) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 30

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 10K listens!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Tiamat Temple Map

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    Joshamee gets scared. Seebo tries his hand at magic. Ryder uses Eldritch Blast. Rhomash attempts some chiseling. Míchael does more archery.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    1 hr 12 min
  • Darkness in the Forest | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 10

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Thank you for over 10K listens!

    Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben scouts ahead. Llew sets a trap. Krohl fetches the horses. Raven sticks with Sana.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben, Goristro, Marilith, Bear-Sana

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 26 min
  • Tiamat Temple Battle (Part 1 of 3) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 29

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Tiamat Temple Map

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    Joshamee turns tail to leave. Seebo swings down below. Ryder is inspirational. Rhomash tries to cast magic. Míchael does some archery.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

    53 min

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