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  • Back on The Builders' Road | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 19

    Program note: There is some unfortunate static-type noise in about the first four minutes of the session recording in this episode that was unable to be mitigated. The rest of the recording is fine, with only very minor noise at most from time to time.


    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben is distrusting of the dirt path. Llew learns about The Builders. Krohl investigates the lights. Raven cooks breakfast.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sana, Ferbert, Drivers
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    43 min
  • Contesting Captivity in the Mind Flayer Lair | The Return of Ornon, Episode 42

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee runs from a mind flayer. Seebo plays pied piper. Ryder finds a map. Rhomash gets separated. Míchael discovers a trap door.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mind Flayers, Roland
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 14 min
  • The Hunt for the Stolen Grain | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 18

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben is forced to drink alcohol. Llew shoots some hoops with skulls. Krohl cheers on Ferbert. Raven receives unrequited romance.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sana, Firbolg Farmer, Firbolg Child, Game Master
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben, Ben the Firbolg

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 15 min
  • Doorways of the Mind | The Return of Ornon, Episode 41

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee reminisces. Seebo enters the door. Ryder plays more guitar. Rhomash takes a hit. Míchael takes the stairs.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mind Flayer
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 9 min
  • Time at the Tavern | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 17

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben goes fishing. Llew converses with Rackle. Krohl parties. Raven has a therapy session.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen, Bar Patron 2
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Sana, Sylpher, Rackle, Mayor Harmee, Bar Patron 1, Bartender
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven, Bar Patron 3, Halfling Patron
    RJ - Sir Ben, Old Man Frank, Gnoll Patron, Deer-Raven

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 14 min
  • Breaking Into the Vault | The Return of Ornon, Episode 40

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee starts writing his own book. Seebo slips through a keyhole. Ryder plays guitar like a psychosocial. Rhomash bear-rels in. Míchael lets the bodies hit the floor.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer, Bear-Rhomash
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Soldiers

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 5 min
  • An Elven Investigation | The Vassanoka Adventures, Side Quest 2

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Milton Skurge, Paldis, Killian McQuaid, and Rackle- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: An Elven Investigation!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Milton wins big. Paldis makes a fine dinner. Killian is a bit scatterbrained at times. Rackle is very charming.

    Cast:

    Bee - Dungeon Master, Rackle, Cart Driver, Gate Guard, John the Guard, The Speaker, King Clyde, Bartender, Scumbug, Old Woman, Tiamat Army Chieftain
    Bronson - Killian McQuaid
    Harrison - Paldis, Ornon
    RJ - Milton Skurge, Horses

    An Elven Investigation is an original story created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
    Main theme arrangement and recording by Justin Mattioli

    1 hr 38 min
  • Hieroglyphs, Harrows, and Hidden Secrets | The Return of Ornon, Episode 39

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Puzzle Part One

    Puzzle Part Two

    Cipher Key

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    Joshamee gets tied up. Seebo looks for a chicken. Ryder casts a charming spell. Rhomash solves a puzzle. Míchael searches a pantry.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 20 min
  • St. Sana's Day, Part 3 | The Vassanoka Adventures, St. Patrick's Day 2024

    Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our three heroes- Jeff Drunkle, Leon McJenkins, and Punchy McFistfight- as they protect the Sana River Valley!

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    Jeff summons Jeff. Leon shows off his monk skills. Punchy punches.

    Cast:

    Ash - Leon McJenkins
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Void Voice, Sana, Elderly Deep Gnome, Deep Gnome Monk Students, Lizardfolk
    Harrison - Jeff Drunkle
    Ray - Punchy McFistfight

    The St. Sana's Day Special is an original story created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 39 min
  • Fractured Memories | The Return of Ornon, Episode 38

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

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    Joshamee gleams important info from his book. Seebo finds a clock tower. Ryder takes a dive. Rhomash wants revenge. Míchael encounters an old foe.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Jack, Tom Latutu Sim
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 29 min

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