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February 11, 2024 Gnome Force ★-07, Part 2 | The Vassanoka Adventures, Side Quest 1 (Part 2 of 2)
Ten-hut, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three soldiers- Hugh Menji-Gnome, Chompsky the Gnome, and Verga- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: Gnome Force ★-07!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Hugh makes some calls on a crystal. Chompsky deals flurries of punches. Verga carves some lizard steaks.
Cast:
Bee - Dungeon Master, Gnome Captain-President
Bronson - Verga
Harrison - Chompsky the Gnome
RJ - Hugh Menji-Gnome
Gnome Force ★-07 is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
1 hr 39 min
February 03, 2024 Hall of What Was and What Could Have Been | The Return of Ornon, Episode 37
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee finds a book. Seebo consults Tom. Ryder revisits his first mission. Rhomash looks for an exit. Míchael did not close the door.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Violet, Randal Vanderschlute, Warehouse Worker
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
1 hr 2 min
January 27, 2024 Gnome Force ★-07, Part 1 | The Vassanoka Adventures, Side Quest 1 (Part 1 of 2)
Ten-hut, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our three soldiers- Hugh Menji-Gnome, Chompsky the Gnome, and Verga- as they embark on their mission in The Vassanoka Adventures: Gnome Force ★-07!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Hugh just wants a good cup of coffee. Chompsky bites down. Verga has odd remarks and questions.
Cast:
Bee - Dungeon Master, Gnome President-Captain, Lewis, Gnome Soldiers
Bronson - Verga
Harrison - Chompsky the Gnome
RJ - Hugh Menji-Gnome
Gnome Force ★-07 is an original story created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
1 hr 12 min
January 14, 2024 Altered Paths | The Return of Ornon, Episode 36
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee shows a little rationale. Seebo pulls a heist. Ryder shows up out of nowhere. Rhomash is faced with his past. Míchael uses the Odysseus bow.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Rhomash's Father, Devin, Jeff the Soldier, Jimmy the Gnome, Scared Soldier
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by RJ Moore & Kyle Rice
57 min
December 25, 2023 Battle at Twilight | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 16
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben combats the enemy. Llew commands his allies. Krohl gets physical. Raven attacks a pet.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Water Sprites, Sana, Sylpher, Tilby
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Eagle-Sana, Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
1 hr 14 min
December 12, 2023 Mauzer’s Fun Emporium | The Return of Ornon, Episode 35
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee keeps the party in line. Seebo gets a coin. Ryder throws a pebble. Rhomash is hit with a stick. Míchael fights a creature.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Mauzer
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Hydra
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore, with exception of "The Ballad of a Drowned Clown", composed and recorded by Damion Lawens
Main theme and "Realms & Carnivals" composed by RJ Moore & Kyle Rice
"Entrance of the Gladiators (Thunder and Blazes)" composed by Julius Fučík, arrangement from Hawkes & Son publishing (1903), additional arrangement by RJ Moore
"Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" composed by Franz Liszt, arranged by RJ Moore
"Good Ship Venus (Go in and Out the Window)" traditional tune, arranged by RJ Moore
"The Bewitching Barmaid" composed by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
1 hr 25 min
November 18, 2023 Truth or Tilby | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 15
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben gets hungover. Llew speaks to the Water Sprites. Krohl knocks on doors. Raven recovers.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Gatekeeper, Tilby, Mayor Harmee, Rackle, Sylpher, Water Sprite
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben, Gareth Brooks, Ben the Firbolg, Gwendolyn, Rat-Raven
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
1 hr 15 min
November 12, 2023 Fight for Your Lives! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 34
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!
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Joshamee waits for Roland. Seebo wrangles a monster. Ryder enters a tournament. Rhomash combats Forgebelly. Míchael chooses a portal.
Cast:
Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
Bronson - Míchael
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Guard, Stadium Announcer, Barlgura (Speaking), Lady Valuptua, Roland, Tom Latutu Sim
Ray - Ryder
RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Arena Audience, Barlgura (Roaring), Horde of Goblins
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
"I'll Sing You a Song", traditional tune, performed by Ray Edwards (vocals) & RJ Moore (guitar)
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
1 hr 12 min
October 28, 2023 Para-Abnormal Investigators: What a Farm for a Phantom! | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2023
Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Vraxian, Fang, Winky, and Thelma Marie- as they investigate the ghost haunting Francis Fuddywinkle's farm!
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Sheila leaps into action. Vraxian and Fang get a bite to eat. Winky carries an eyeball. Thelma fixes a horse cart.
Cast:
Ash - Winky
Chris - Vraxian
Ray - Dungeon Master, Thelma Marie, Fang, Francis Fuddywinkle, The Ghost, Bugbear
RJ - Freda "Scyther Sheila" Kirra, Rooster
What a Farm For a Phantom! is an original story by Ray Edwards
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Episode artwork for Halloween 2023 by RJ Moore
1 hr 29 min
September 15, 2023 Something Fishy | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 14
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben goes fishing. Llew learns a dice game. Krohl has tummy troubles. Raven visits the doctor.
Cast:
Ash - Krohl the Fallen
Bee - Dungeon Master, Tilby, Sylpher, Rackle, Server, Doctor Taffin, Bartender
Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn, Cheering Bar Patron
Ray - Raven
RJ - Sir Ben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
1 hr 16 min

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