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  • ANNOUNCEMENT: RJ's (Redsun55) Baldur's Gate 3 CHAOS QUEST!

    RJ (aka Redsun55) is starting a Twitch stream series of Baldur's Gate 3 on Wednesday evenings from 7pm-9pm EST, starting August 21, 2024!

    FOLLOW RJ ON TWITCH HERE AND TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS TO KNOW WHEN HE GOES LIVE!

    Correction: Baldur's Gate III actually takes place in the Forgotten Realms, of which Faerûn is a part of, and is the main location of the game.

    Announcement music by RJ Moore, main melody composed by Kyle Rice.

    "Baldur's Gate III" logo and key art by Larian Studios and Wizards of the Coast.

    2 min
  • Duergar Darren and Phil's Place | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 22

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben secures lodging for the party. Llew plays a card game. Krohl scouts the river. Raven's stomach churns.

    Cast:

    Ash: Krohl the Fallen
    Bee: Dungeon Master, Rumut, Darnak, Benny, Sana, Rackle, Chieftain Darren, Farmer, Sylpher, Phil, Sherrie
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray: Raven
    RJ: Sir Ben, Goblin-Ben, Horses

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore & Harrison Owens
    Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
    "Yankee Doodle", traditional tune, recorded by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)

    "Peaceful Tavern"

    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://www.incompetech.com)

    "Teller of the Tales", "Achaidh Cheide", "Cello Suite 1 in G - Prelude", "Errigal", "Celtic Impulse"
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Additional sound effect from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    "ice cracks medium1" by kyles. Creative Commons 0.

    58 min
  • Treasure Hunters & Scallywags | The Return of Ornon, Side Quest 1

    Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joan carries a chest. Seebo is a special guest. Ryder gets wrapped up. Rhomash runs for his life. Dracarys climbs a tree.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind, Captain Littlebeard
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Arthur Lawrence, Lizardfolk
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joan Redsun, Green Dragon

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    "Treasure Hunters & Scallywags" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
    "Treasure Hunters & Scallywags" is also Season 3, Episode 0 of Seafarers & Scallywags
    Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
    Episode edited by Harrison Owens & RJ Moore
    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme & closing theme melody by Kyle Rice

    Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com): "Plankers Cove"

    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com/): "Firebrand", "Sneak n Get Caught"

    Kevin MacLeod license info: Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Additional music by ZitronSound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com): "Secret Tomb"

    ZitronSound license info: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

    Additional music by Untold Journey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTVxFPhbAtk): "The Pirate King"

    Original sound effects created by RJ Moore

    Additional sound effects used are courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

    “Ambience Port Pirates” by Elenalostale
    “Pirate Ship at Bay” by CGEffex (Attribution 4.0)
    “Pirate Ship at Bay w.out Seagulls” by CGEffex (Attribution 4.0)
    “LargeWoodenShip” by PimFeijen
    “Kookaburra” by Rimmer
    “Amazon Jungle Birds” by trundlefly
    “Sea Cave” by Andy_Gardner
    “Cannon Shot” by qubodup
    “Paddles rowing on a calm water stream” by brunoboselli

    1 hr 19 min
  • What Lies Beneath | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 21

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben utilizes a new form. Llew meets some duergar. Krohl fights goblins. Raven investigates the hole in the farm.

    Cast:

    Ash: Krohl the Fallen
    Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Farmer, Sana, Rumut, Goblins, Bear-Sana
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray: Raven
    RJ: Sir Ben, Goblin-Ben

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Additional music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    "Clash Defiant", "Stringed Disco"
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    1 hr 24 min
  • Epilogue for "Revenge" Arc (Season One) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 45

    Thank you so much to everyone who's joined along for the ride through "Revenge", the first arc of The Return of Ornon! Enjoy the epilogue to our first ever campaign we started back in 2018.

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Joan Redsun- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee fulfills his promise. Seebo discusses how to get his soul back. Ryder wants to get paid. Rhomash inquires about getting back his memories. Joan finds a message.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Michael, King Ezra, Seth (talking), Sage, Larsen, Roland
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Joan Redsun, Seth (animal noises)

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Closing theme melody by Kyle Rice
    Opening theme recorded and performed by Kyle Rice, remixed by RJ Moore

    Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com): "Spirit's Refuge"

    Additional music by ZitronSound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com): "Winter", "Those Days", "Redemption"

    ZitronSound license info: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

    57 min
  • Time in Harmony | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 20

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

    Map of Vassanoka

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    Ben has a decent night's rest. Llew finds a hole. Krohl gets an apology. Raven improves her arsenal.

    Cast:

    Ash - Krohl the Fallen
    Bee - Dungeon Master, Halfling Drivers, Sana, Rackle, Harmony Local, Earl, Harmony Stableworker, Harmony Bartender, Goblin, Farmer's Son
    Harrison - Prince Llew Westaryn
    Ray - Raven
    RJ - Sir Ben, Bears

    The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

    Episode edited by Harrison Owens
    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli

    Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com):

    "The Innkeeper", "The Monk of the Hidden Crane", "The Sea Wolves"

    Additional music by ZitronSound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com)

    "Showdown", "Farewell"
    License: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

    1 hr 13 min
  • Fate Always Demands a Price | The Return of Ornon, Episode 44 ("Revenge" Arc/Season One Finale)

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

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    Joshamee makes amends. Seebo visits a friend. Ryder does some finger guns. Rhomash grows up. Míchael levels up.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Tom Latutu Sim, Syle, Moradin, Devin, Temple Guard, High Priest of Bahamut, Maleocholas, Jarrus, Bahamut
    Ray - Ryder, Brunhilde Hearthome
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer, Seth, Joan Redsun

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    Additional music by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com):

    "The Innkeeper", "Forgotten Kings", "Sad Strings", "The Mountain", "Old Creek Grove", "Emond's Field", "The Forest", "The Herbalist", "A Storm is Coming", "Takatown by the Lake", "Tuatha'an", "Basilica of the Heavens", "Into the Heart", "The Void Dragon", "Wasted Blood", "The Sea Wolves", "The Open Steppe", "Escape from Shader Logoth", "Marching Forward", "Bolarius Theme (Reimagined)", "The Last Stand"

    'The Plains of Doom' monologue audio (from episode 16) in the opening theme was partially cleaned up and enhanced with assistance from the Adobe Podcast AI tool.

    1 hr 32 min
  • The Story So Far (A Summary of Episodes 1-43 by the Dungeon Master) | The Return of Ornon

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    If you're new and are wanting to get caught up on The Return of Ornon campaign before the big season finale tomorrow, our DM Harrison has recorded a summarized retelling of the entire season for you!

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    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign by Harrison Owens

    Edited by RJ Moore
    Original music and arrangements by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody composed by Kyle Rice
    "Wedding March" composed by Felix Mendelssohn
    "Bridal Chorus" composed by Richard Wagner
    "Entrance of the Gladiators" composed by Julius Fučík

    43 min
  • SEASON RECAP for The Return of Ornon, Episode 44 (Season 1 Finale)

    NOTE: This is the recap of Episodes 1-43 of The Return of Ornon, for the Episode 44 season 1 finale. Episode 44 will be released Saturday, July 6, 2024 (EST).

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

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    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode clips and recap edited by RJ Moore
    "The Big Recap" song by RJ Moore

    27 min
  • Escaping the Mind Flayer Lair | The Return of Ornon, Episode 43

    Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

    Join our five heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, Seebo Turen Nim, Ryder, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon!

    Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show!

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    Joshamee gets into a collision. Seebo discusses a deal. Ryder Eldritch Blasts. Rhomash is imprisoned. Míchael traverses a staircase.

    Cast:

    Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer
    Bee - Seebo Turen Nim
    Bronson - Míchael
    Harrison - Dungeon Master, Seth, Mind Flayer
    Ray - Ryder
    RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer

    The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens

    Episode edited by RJ Moore
    Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
    Main theme melody by Kyle Rice

    1 hr 24 min

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