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September 19, 2025 The Client | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 8
AVAST, YE SCURVY SEADOGS! WE BE WISHIN' YE THE HEARTIEST "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" TODAY! ARRGH! (September 19, 2025)
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
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Bartholomew barfs. Blood has a reunion. Tohatu confronts Littlebeard. Ember makes a deal. Tevon wakes up out of sorts.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Lenny the realtor dwarf, Crimson the Younger, Scar Cosmic Cave
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"The Bewitching Barmaid" co-written by Harrison Owens
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
1 hr 27 min
September 13, 2025 Spores, Blights, and a Tree of Light | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 31
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben hugs. Llew swings his rapier. Krohl gets bowled over. Raven talks with the tree.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Tree of Light
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Cubby (Sir Ben)
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional song "Victory" by Ivan Duch: https://www.ivanduch.com
1 hr 23 min
September 10, 2025 Escape from Vine Island | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 7
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
Bronson's illustration of the Vine Island well & cistern
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Bartholomew is a drunken bard. Blood has Ember GET OVER HERE! Tohatu keeps getting ensnared in vines. Ember does some friendly fire. Tevon charges into combat... eventually.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Olidammara, Captain Littlebeard
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional song "ancient rhythm" by Samuel Francis Johanns
(https://pixabay.com/users/1207793/)
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly
"back cracks_007" by vancer
1 hr 49 min
August 03, 2025 The Tree in the Clearing | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 30
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben finds Wompy. Llew commands combat. Krohl does some whacking (not that kind). Raven gardens.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Sana, Char (squawks)
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn, Char (voice mimicry)
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Cubby
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional sound effects via Freesound.org
-“Birds in forest on sunny day” by Kosmoso
-“Basket Creak” by sheepfolds
-“Wooden mallet” by leo153
Additional song "Skirmish" by TabletopAudio (Tim): https://www.tabletopaudio.com
1 hr 30 min
August 03, 2025 Brief Recap of Lost Episodes | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episodes 28 & 29 [Lost Episodes]
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
This is a brief recap of what happened in episodes 28 and 29 of the campaign, which have been lost to time.
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The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional song "Memories" by Zitronsound (https://zitronsound.bandcamp.com/)
10 min
June 22, 2025 The Drinking Horn of Dionysus | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 6
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
Bronson's illustration of the Vine Island well & cistern
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Bartholomew is lowered into a well. Blood ascends a cistern. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle again. Ember finds the resting place of the drinking horn. Tevon gets a drink from Olidammara.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Olidammara, Captain Littlebeard, Captain Talon, Hospitality Manager, Head Servant, Party Bystander, Servant, "The Excess" Cook, Dredge, Dragon Sea Turtle
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional songs "In Horto" and "Floralia" by theromancrow
(https://www.pixabay.com/users/theromancrow-42411874)
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"Crowd" by Bansmer
"Party-People outdoor 01 (german)" by Pfannkuchn
"Water splash" by Nilbul
"Water hose" by Richard1052
"water_hose" by KenneysGarage
1 hr 49 min
May 24, 2025 Arrival at the Lou Estate | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 27
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben has a hangover. Llew gets a letter from his father. Krohl can't think of a good question. Raven overhears a conversation.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Sylpher, Sana, King Robert Westaryn, Marjaret
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Gobben, Char
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional song "Light Against Dark" by Ivan Duch (https://ivanduch.com)
1 hr 17 min
April 20, 2025 Vine Island | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 5
Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!
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Bartholomew makes a drunken charge. Blood tiptoes over some fences. Tohatu speaks to the dragon turtle. Ember meets someone new. Tevon spikes a drink.
Cast:
Ash - Ember Horizon
Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave
Bronson - Dungeon Master, Dragon Sea Turtle, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Olidammara
Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus
Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha
RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell
Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
Closing theme melody by Bee Owens
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)
"Cannon Fire" by LordSonny
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
"Pool Dive Into Swimming Pool With Water Laps" by amsaenz03
"Amazon Jungle Birds" by trundlefly
1 hr 17 min
April 09, 2025 Tavern Troubles | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 26
Apologies for the minor audio quality issues (static and pop sounds) in this episode
Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!
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Map of Vassanoka
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Ben starts a bar fight. Llew is embarrassed. Krohl finishes a bar fight. Raven gets lost.
Cast:
Ash: Krohl the Fallen, Card Game Crowd Member
Bee: Dungeon Master, Rackle, Squirrel, Sylpher, Bartenders, Horse, Gatekeeper
Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn
Ray: Raven
RJ: Sir Ben, Card Game Crowd Members, Gobben
The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore
Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli
Additional sound effects from FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
“Through a street market in São Paulo - Brazil (Feira)” by amoyssiadis
“Walk down High St no cars” by catfish_pete
“Boo 2 disgusted” by jayfrosting
“wobbly sound” by nolhananas
“Portal_Active” by BaggoNotes
“bar chatter” by SoundsExciting
“Small_Town_Bar_007” by conleec
“Woman Screaming” by DataJuggler
“01015coffeehouse” by sagetyrtle
“Money Bag” by PhilSavlem
1 hr 7 min
March 23, 2025 Blackwater Adventuring Guild: The Drop-Off | The Return of Ornon, St. Patrick's Day 2025 (Part 2 of 2)
Happy St. Patrick's Day, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!
Join our five special agents- Dragan Lasair, Keenbo Moren Nim, Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly, Curly-Toed McGuffin, and Patty Magnimus- as they complete their delivery route in The Return of Ornon St. Patrick's Day 2025 special!
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Map of the delivery route
Diagram of delivery wagon
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Lasair does some healing. Keenbo tells a story. Thomas prefers extra crispy. Curly gathers gold. Patty gets stepped on.
Cast:
Ash - Curly-Toed McGuffin
Bee - Keenbo Moren Nim
Bronson - Patty Magnimus
Harrison - Dungeon Master, Blackwater Wagon Driver, Leprechaun, Castle Guard
Ray - Thomas O'Leary O'Reilly
RJ - Dragan Lasair
Special guest cameo by Tabi
The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens
"Blackwater Adventuring Guild" is an original story created by Harrison Owens
Episode edited by RJ Moore
Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore
Main theme melody by Kyle Rice
"Ave Maria" composed by Franz Schubert
Original sound effects created by RJ Moore
Additional music:
"The Cold March of Morning" and "Celtic Morning" by TeknoAXE (https://www.teknoaxe.com)
"Irish Dance Music" by JuilusH (https://pixabay.com/users/juliush-3921568/)
"Happy Times" by Ivan Duch (https://www.ivanduch.com)
Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)
"trotting horse in rural road" by Osca de Ávila
"Sawing wood 04" by xkeril
"Electric Zap - Electricity 2" by Wakerone
1 hr 23 min

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