Realms & Nerds

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Quick note: This episode is part two of a mini dungeon-crawler series we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon, featuring returning guest player Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode, Gnough Faith in the Treasure of the Broken Hoard one-shot).

The story comes from the July 2018 free issue of "Rolled & Told" from Quillion comics.

Join our five adventurers- Jerard Brighteyes, Lenartis (Son of Lenart), Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb, Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third, and Giovanni, as they continue their adventure through the Thunderlock Barcrawl!

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Jerard dives off a bridge. Lenartis traverses a trapped hall. Glock pulls a lever that Jerard cannot. Gregory stabs some skulls. Giovanni was not quite so ready for this challenge, dude.

Cast:

"The Thunderlock Barcrawl" is a dungeon created for the July 2018 Rolled & Told comic, written by E.L. Thomas with cartography by Shing Yin Khor.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Quick note: This episode is part one of a mini dungeon-crawler series we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon, featuring returning guest player Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode, Gnough Faith in the Treasure of the Broken Hoard one-shot).

The story comes from the July 2018 free issue of "Rolled & Told" from Quillion comics.

Join our five adventurers- Jerard Brighteyes, Lenartis (Son of Lenart), Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb, Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third, and Giovanni, as they begin their adventure through the Thunderlock Barcrawl!

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Jerard finds his companions beneath him. Lenartis stabilizes his teammate. Glock has some balancing issues. Gregory gets drunk. Giovanni is so ready for this challenge, dude!

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"The Thunderlock Barcrawl" is a dungeon created for the July 2018 Rolled & Told comic, written by E.L. Thomas with cartography by Shing Yin Khor.

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Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Quick note: This episode is a one-off episode we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon. It features our largest group of players ever, including three guest players: two first-time players, Alyssa and Cierra, and returning guest Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode)! This episode is also the first one to be DM'ed by Ash (Dorrin Stormwind & Rhomash Scarbearer in The Return of Ornon campaign, Krohl "The Fallen" in The Vassanoka Adventures campaign, and Ember Horizon in the Seafarers & Scallywags campaign)!

The story comes from the Storm King's Thunder set of Adventurer's League series, available for purchase here.

Join our seven adventurers- Captain William Rogers, Dr. Han Zardurti, Gnough Faith, Ivana Huntchu, Larz, Grace McStab, and Vaatu- as they chase after missing treasure in "Treasure of the Broken Hoard"!

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William cheers the team on. Han attempts to harvest organs. Gnough feels the weight of his enemies. Ivana fires upon goblins. Larz opens a chest. Grace uses her daggers to do some stabbing. Vaatu uses tortle power.

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"Treasure of the Broken Hoard" is an official Adventurer's League dungeon.

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journeys in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben struggles to control Winifred. Llew speaks to the mayor. Krohl's compass leads the party. Raven has an emotional reunion.

Cast:

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

Additional song "Young Cub" by Ivan Duch:

Additional sound effect "Library Noises" by LittleCloudCinema:

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew's curse shows him new power. Blood tries to earn some money. Tohatu takes a dive overboard. Ember talks with Crimson the Younger. Tevon cooks dinner.

Cast:

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journeys in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben dual wields shields. Llew can't keep his foe dead. Krohl talks with the Game Master. Raven begins her journey to the firbolg meeting place.

Cast:

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

Additional song "Magical Forest" by Ivan Duch:

Additional song "Hippocratic Oaf" by Wax Lyricist:

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew devises a money scheme. Blood creates a summon. Tohatu goes fishing. Ember tries to rob the mint. Tevon flips out.

Cast:

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Poppy-Doo, Father Curry, Raggy Bones, and Az- as they investigate the ghost haunting Briggs Minenowner’s mine!

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Sheila takes her shot. Poppy interrogates. Curry revisits his past. Raggy makes a sandwich. Az lights the way.

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It’s Not Yours, It’s a Mine! is an original story by Ray Edwards

The episode artwork for Halloween 2025 by RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures!

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Map of Vassanoka

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Ben eats a raw chicken. Llew grabs a stake. Krohl has an episode. Raven says goodbye.

Cast:

The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens

Additional sound effect courtesy of Freesound: "Couple eating" by Eyeful: https://www.freesound.org

AVAST, YE SCURVY SEADOGS! WE BE WISHIN' YE THE HEARTIEST "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" TODAY! ARRGH! (September 19, 2025)

Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast!

Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags!

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Bartholomew barfs. Blood has a reunion. Tohatu confronts Littlebeard. Ember makes a deal. Tevon wakes up out of sorts.

Cast:

Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus

Episode edited by RJ Moore

Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com)

Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org)